Amaroq11
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Joined 05-10-04, id: 587159
Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, and Naruto.

Hi, I'm Amaroq11. I'm a crazy girl from south Louisiana. Yes, I'm Cajun and proud of it. I live in the city of Houma, an hour southwest of New Orleans. I enjoy watching Ranma 1/2, Inu Yasha, Fruits Basket, Princess Mononoke, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Spiral,and Yu Yu Hakusho. I have recently discovered Naruto, which I am now obsessed with. And somehow, I started liking Shikamaru and Shino (bug boy, for those who don't know). I have green eyes and long brown hair. I'm abnormally smart and obsessed with wolves and Madagascan hissing cockroaches. I also admire the majestic moose. I always pick up random objects and give them random names. Or I give my characters in my journal article for school random names. Such as Bob the wolfle (from planet Fluffball) and Joe, the talking moose that always keeps a video camera in his antlers. I have a very overactive imagination. By the way, my real name is Julie. I'm also probably going to kill off some of the characters in Elemental Encounters. Probably Yanna. Or Kaitou. I might rewrite it. It's discontinued for now. Since I'm obsessed with Naruto, I'll be posting some Naruto stories over the next few months.

IMPORTANT NOTE Another hurricane hit Louisiana. Hurricane Rita hit Lake Charles, but it also did a lot of damage in all five of the bayou areas. The levees in Montegut, Grand Calliou/ Dulac, Chauvin/ Cocodrie, Point Aux Chenes, and Dularge were breached or overtopped, and the areas are flooded. Houma was lucky that the Intracoastal Canal didn't overflow. I'll probably be posting again soon.

Favorite Characters: (absolute favorites are in bold)

YYH: Hiei, Kido, Sniper, Touya

IY: Sesshomaru, Kouga, Rin, Shippo, Sango

FB: Hatsuharu, Kyo, Hatori, Kisa

R1/2: Ryouga, Kuno, Mousse, Ukyo

PM: San, Moro, Ashitaka

FMA: Roy, Envy, Greed, Ed, Winry, Hawkeye, Havoc

WR: Tsume, Toboe

Spiral: Kousuke, Ayumu, Rio, Ryoko

Naruto: Kakashi, Shikamaru, Shino, Neji, Gaara, Tenten

Favorite Non-Anime Shows and Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Spongebob Squarepants

Fairly Odd Parents

Pirates of the Caribbean

Lord of the Rings (1, 2, 3)

Favorite book: Julie of the Wolves, Julie, Julie's Wolf Pack Trilogy

Favorite animal: wolf, moose, or cow

Favorite made-up creature: wolfle

Favorite song: Seven Deadly Sins by Flogging Molly

~Quotes~

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.(Random people)

If a seagull flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?(See above)

What did he say? If a donut flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?(David, Gunnar, and Collin)

The Nazis are British, aren't they?(Devin)

Stupid pencil.(Me)

MY tree!(Me)

Save the wolves, kill the mosquitos!(Me)

Schmoooooooooooo!(Mr. M.)

Schmooth fairy.(Mr. M.)

Schmoody-doody.(Once again, Mr. M.)

Idiots make the world go round! (Me)

Idiots make the world go BOOM!(Me)

Hn.(Hiei!)

You're a team player, a save-the-day-superhero...I hate people like you.(Hiei)

Heke?(Hamtaro)

If every thing was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, the whole world would be blind and toothless.(Random people)

If the lecture was really that interesting, why would you be imagining youself on a safari in Africa?(David)
What happened in Russia?(Mrs.G.)

Cows are people too!(Me and Meaghan)

I would like to use this word in the context of moose. coughcoughMEESEcoughcough (Me)

Is that the original fire alarm?(My dad's friend while in Oak Alley Plantation)

I stubbed your toe on my foot.(Louise)

Joe!(Louise)

Carl, you crazy moose!(Me)

Oh snaps!(Rebecca)

Neato mosquito!(Rebecca)

I. Am. Joe.(Louise)

You're dreading the scrambled egg breakfast before the chicken lays the egg.(Mrs. G.)

Brouhaha!(Rebecca)

Oh. Shiny.(Me)

My house is my home!(Me)

You ran through the buttercups and trampled them to MUSH! (My band director after we tried playing "Build Me Up Buttercup" and failed miserably)

The nines are pretty!(Rebecca while looking at the number 4,999)

Cool beans!(Rebecca)

That's quite alright!(Rebecca, once again)

We...Have...ELECTRICITY! WOOT!(me after Hurricane Katrina)

Gasp WOW.(Rebecca)

He has eyes! HA! PROOF!(Me after watching episode 149 of Naruto Shino's eyes are shown in a scene)

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Oops! When one trained too much by Hiryo reviews
What happens when one trains too much? A few One-shots.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
The Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom by Miss Esa reviews
Naruto has been having dreams with evil random pink bunnies of doom, but what happens when those bunnies start to stalk him? Randomness, craziness, and chaos await you. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Somewhere, The Fates Are Laughing At Me by Hitaru reviews
What do yoAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! RIKUUUUUU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUU Hatsuharu yelled as Rika jumped out of the window after him. Full summary inside. Different pairings, R&R. DONE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,502 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events by Divine Trinity reviews
[rated for language] The title says it all! Sesshomaru's having some bad days. He gets groped by Miroku, gets a funny curse put on him, and turns into a girly girl! Oh the horror...and funniness! My sick humor...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Vacation in Paradise by pheonixphire reviews
Four teams, four sensei's, one island, one vacation. The rookie nine and Team Gai, students and sensei's, are sent on a vacation to relax, Hokage's orders. What madness will ensue? or will romance bloom instead? [SasuSaku][NejiTen][NaruHina][ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,412 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
How do I Crack a Smile on Itachi's Face? by Chibi Uzumaki reviews
Itachi's birthday is coming up and Deidara want to make him smile?Will he come up with a decent plan?Will Itachi actually smile for once?Will Sasori dress up as a banana and sing Peanut butter Jelly?Read to find out! Smidgents of SasoTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara
30 Ways to Make Umino Iruka Mad by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
A 30 Ways, Irukastyle! God, that was cheesy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Iruka U., Deidara - Complete
Bleach Outtakes by Mizu no Kenshi reviews
HIATUS - may or may not be continued
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/10/2005
Rock Lee's Dating Service! by Natsyourlord reviews
Rock Lee secretly gives dating advice to the male shinobi in Konoha! Ends unexpectedly, All of Lee's advice is weird. A tiny bit of fluff, I guess. REVIEWS WELCOME! Sorry... on hiatus right now, people...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Lee R.
The Fruits Basket Dare Show! by Inu Anime Girl reviews
[Discontiuned] Welcome to The Fruits Basket Dare Show hosted by me IAG and my co host LOTL come on in and do the most evil dare you can think of!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,611 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
Finding Music by Silent Whisperer reviews
This story is about the Straw Hat Crew finding their musician, but getting more than they barganed for! No Chopper or Robin or Vivi. Rated T for swearing. SanjixOC and now some ZoroxNami! R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
When Tohru's Away, The Sohma Family Will WHAT! by Sadistic Tensai reviews
What do the boys do when Tohru's not around? Find out the Sohma family's true obsession! OneShot guaranteed to make you laugh...or your money back! NOW UPDATED!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 8/22/2004
An Old Cliche: the desert's rose by Lyra Carmen reviews
Vivi by a stroke of luck has run into the Mugiwaradan again. And again she needs their help. With Kohza in tow will the Luffy Pirates be able to help her again? ZoroxVivi KohzaxVivi SanjixNami RobinxLuffy -DROPPED!-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,668 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Zoro, Vivi
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
FLICK! by Destiny852 reviews
Random interviews making fun of the GB characters we all know and love! SPOILERS!Chapter 1: MakubeX, Juubei, Akabane, and Fudou.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005
Wolf Girl by Shadow Alchemist reviews
What happens when Shigure's daughter (yes, you heard right!) comes to their house...please r&r. not done yet ;)
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004
WTF? Sasuke's Chibified! by Shodaime Ramenkage reviews
During a mission, Sasuke gets hit by an unknown jutsu and turns into a 3 year old! Romance blooms when the rookie 12 and 3 OCs are split into a group of 1 boy and 1 girl to baby sit Sasuke. Too many pairings to count!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,975 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Remove The Mask by Shodaime Ramenkage reviews
After failing to remove their sensei's mask, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke get help from other ninjas and try again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Haldir's Here by Jedi Gollum reviews
COMPLETED (160) ! King Thranduil chooses Haldir to come from Lorien to baby-sit a small elfling named Legolas. Will Haldir return to Lorien in one piece?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 144,934 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/19/2005
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
What Merry and Pippin Do All Day by lotrluv reviews
Gandalf in a bathrobe, Elrond in a biker jacket, Galadriel's psychiatrist, The Washer of Doom, Gay ninja hobbits, what else would you want in a merry and pippin fic? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,405 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Furuba Style AND MORE by LaurenMSL reviews
Kyo: I can't believe we're doing this. Yuki: Shut up baka neko! Usagi-Chan: The Fruits Basket Cast sings their own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas and other songs! Lots of Humor! R&R! I'm sorry to say that chapter 9 was the last chapter! I hope yo
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003
What Happens in Vegas, Gets Put in a Fanfic! by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
After the Dark Tournament, Koenma treats the Poltergeist Reporters to a trip to Sin City! However, rest and relaxation may not be on the menu, after all... Read and Review, purty please
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Kurama M., Kurama M. - Complete
Wazzaap! by T3h Toby-Chan reviews
Hughes is bored, so he decides to entertain himself at the expense of the tax-funded military phone lines. Mild Crackfic. Drabble-ish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2004
That's What Happens When You Don't Pay Your Bills by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
First Fullmetal story, so please, please be gentle... Is where Ed cannot pay for overpriced food at a fastfood restaurant, and... Well, read to find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Chibi Problem by IceKit reviews
Rated to be safe. Mainly for pain and suffering in later chapters. Okay. Two girls. Grounded. DVDs. TV. Chibi. Nuff said. You wanna know more? Read it yourself
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004
Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service by Irukapooka reviews
What happens when Anko decides to do a babysitting service? Horror and terror ensures! Oh yeah, and tons of OOCness! Please NO flames! Constructive criticism will be accepted. A TEA PARTY! WHAT! THIS ISN'T TEA! Uh oh...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Haru and the mystery food by MyChemfan04 reviews
Thoru decieds to make an American meal. She invites Haru and Momiji come taste too. Will Haru like it or will something abnormal happen to him? Rated pg13 for Kyo. He's his own reason trust me.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
The Fox's Mischief by Niana Kuonji reviews
What happens when you add a fortune telling martial artist, her element-controlling martial-artist friends, and the Yu Yu Hakusho team to the Nerima Wrecking Crew? A whole new fun brand of chaos! Complete
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,632 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Snow day with the Sohmas by gure'slilinu reviews
Well basically, it snowed over night and well now the Furuba cast is having a snow-day. This could be a problem if the snake doesn’t like the cold. And what’s in the chocolate? You’ve been warned… and OOCness cause it be funny. COMPLETED! YAY!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
The laws of physics,what'er they ! by fox-firechick reviews
A funny story where the laws of physics arn't even an issue! See zany-ness at it's best! Chap 5 up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004
Puchuu Punching by Missie2 reviews
Japan is being invaded by Puchuus. We are powerless against their terrifying cuteness. Our only hope is...Ritsu Sohma? (Prior knowledge of Excel Saga is desirable but not mandatory while reading this fic. And I threw in some shounen-ai just for a laugh.He
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004
Yankee Doodle by Silverweasel reviews
A parody of the 'song' "Yankee Doodle", with a Pokemon-y twist. (Emphasis on the word twist, with an 'ed' on the end. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha--coughs) Actually, it only has one reference to Pokemon.... but oh well.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004
Kings and Princes by IrishCream1010 reviews
rating is just to be safe, maybe violence but probably not. A woman joins the fellowship(very original i kno) and guess wat! She knows our good friend Legolas! It's pretty original trust me! Just plz give it a chance? AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 92,064 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Legolas
The YuYu Hakusho Awards Show by PsyGirl07 reviews
What happens when you try to put together a simple show to give the Rekkai Tantei the credit they deserve? Absolute chaos. (Rated PG for mild language)
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2004
Switched MisHap by Break My Heart reviews
In the middle of the summer, Yusuke is bored out of his mind because there has been no cases lately. Then he came up with and idea. Lame as it sounded, he decided to have a sleepover. But then something happens that nobody would EVER expect...! NON-YAOI!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Aragorn's Daughter BEFORE the Fellowship! by LilyClairePotter reviews
Gwyn struggles for the approval and trust of her father...But who is it really that is keeping the two apart? Father or Daughter? And will she find love along the way? --legolasOC--
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,744 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Legolas
Just How Much James Wants a Donut by The Experimental Film reviews
How much does James want a donut? Let's find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2003
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Evil Fuzzies of Doom! reviews
It was a normal day in Konoha, until a series of strange attacks occured. Now, it's up to Sasuke to save Konoha from the Evil Fuzzies of Doom! Randomness galore! It's better than it sounds. I don't summmarize well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/24/2005
Elemental Encounters reviews
What happens when Yusuke and his friends are forced to go to Alaska to hunt down a criminal with some crazy teens called the Elementals? This story will be discontinued until my inspiration returns.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004