![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. TWLOHA: To Write Love On Her Arms. I LOVE twilight, percy jackson, shiver, and Harry Potter. THE SORTING HAT: Gryffindor MCRmy Soldier 89.1 THE BASH is the best frickin radio station ever. WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ: British You drink a lot of tea. You know what a brolly is. Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. You wanted Alex to win X Factor. You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." Fish and Chips are yummy You can eat a Full English Breakfast. You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. Its football.. not ... soccer. Total: 1 Australian You wear flip flops all year You call flip flops thongs not flip flops You love a backyard barbie. You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach. Sometimes you swear without realizing. You're a sports fanatic. (eh) You are tanned. (ehh...kinda?) You're a bit of a bogan. You have an australian something Total: 2 Italian The Sopranos is a great show. Your last name ends in a vowel. Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. You know how a real meatball tastes. You know Italian songs. You have darkish hair. You speak SOME Italian. You are under 5'10''. Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands Total: 4 Spanish You say member instead of remember. You speak Spanish You like tacos. You know what a Puta is You talk fast. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. You know what platanos are. You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero Total: 0 Russian You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi You know of somebody named Natasha. You don't get cold easily. You get into contests all the time. You can make do with the cold weather. You love listening to trance Total:0 Polish Your parents let you drink You know what a pizda is You have Pierogi at least once a week People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish People randomly call you their best friend You have made/know what pisanki are You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup Total: 1 Irish You think beer is the best. You have a bad temper. Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly. You have blue or green eyes. You like the color green. You have been to a St. Paddys day party. You have a family member from Ireland. You have/had freckles. Your family get togethers always include drinking. You have an odd love of leprechauns You have four leaf clovers Total: 6 Asian You have slanty/small eyes. You eat rice a lot. You are good at math. You have played the piano. You have family from Asia. You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese. You have glasses/contacts. You call hurricanes typhoons. You go to Baulko. You play Handball more than once a week You know what DDR is Total: 2 German You like bread. You think American Chocolate is good. You Speak some German. You know what Schnitzel is. You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school. You're over 5'10". You know the real meaning of "Fag". You make pretty words sound scary. You enjoy watching the military. You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany. Total: 3 Canadian You like to ride 4 wheelers. You love beer. You say eh. You know what poutine is. You speak french You love Tim Horton's. At one point you lived in a farm house. You watch/watched Degrassi. You play/ played hockey or watch it. You know who Massari is. Total: 1 French You like french toast. You love wine. You speak a little or are fluent in French You have eaten a snail. You like fashion. You have been to France You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. You say "Zut" instead of damn You own a beret. You actually know what a beret is. Total: 4 American You hate foreigners. You hate non - Christians. You've been to more then 5 states. You're lazy. You are not cultured. You don't read. You shop at walmart. You spell colour "color". Total: 3 Greek You're very loud. Your family alone makes a small city. You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house. You share a bathroom with 5 people. You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light". You go to church every Sunday. You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party. You have a last name that's hard to pronounce. You eat potatoes with the skin ON it. Total: 2 Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc) You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are. You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses! You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is. You can eat really good spicy food! You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home. You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St. You have any sort of ATN channel. You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is. You love eating Tandoori Chicken. You have relatives you've never even heard of. Total: 2 EGYPTIAN: You are smart in math or science Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers. All you eat is kabab and kofta Your parents have one car that's a Toyota Your house actually does not smell like food. You have like 67890 middle names. Total: 2 Native You have been to a pow wow You have a native name You are more than a quarter native You know what tribe your ancestors were in You have painted your face like a warrior You have been to a native exhibit out of school You play/played lacrosse You have eaten salmon total: 1 Scottish You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent (easy peesy) one of your family members has an accent you actually don't mind bagpipes Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere you've heard the song "Scotland the brave" no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings any team playing England is your best friend you have tried haggis you drink tap water you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura" total: 3 New Zealand you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there you know what a barbie is you hate aussies you know what an 'aussie' is you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps you know what L&P is and you like it! total: 1 Irish wins! Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face I hear your silence loud and clear Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Lifes Tough, get a helmet Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. |
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