Hiya people! I am a huge fan of Harry Potter and I love reading and writing (mostly fanfictions), though my updates are not very frequent... and I mostly write one shots.. I hope you guys enjoy reading my fanfictions. Reviews are most welcome!

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This is Bunny.

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This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" , I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

It is my theory that everyone is a little crazy, but if you've ever been in drama, you are completly insane with no hope of ever returning so don't even try.

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile

Edward:"Bella!"

Bella: "Edward!"

Me: "Oh shut up!!!!" Copy and paste this into you profile if you think Twilight is dumb

92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout Jump Jump JUMP

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better then cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against a boys team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
You love to go crazy
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

TOTAL=10

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
At some point or another you wanted to be a ballerina.

TOTAL=6

List twelve people in your fandom in no particular order.

1. Fred Weasley

2. Hermione Granger

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Remus Lupin

5. Draco Malfoy

6. Ron Weasley

7. George Weasley

8. Dobby

9. Nymphadora Tonks

10. Sirius Black

11. Severus Snape

12. (And finally!) Harry Potter

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ron and Snape...? I don't think so... if it's romance.. I would rather stay away from it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yeah, i think he's a little hot. ;)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

OMG! What?!?!?!! I don't think that's normal... if it happens... i'll crucio myself.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I like her as a character but i haven't read a lot of fics of Tonks.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

If JKR thinks so, then of course... i love Romione...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

draco/tonks? no i don't like incest (they're cousins.) draco/sirius... umm... better than incest..

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

George walking in on Hermione and Harry having sex… the first reaction of George that I can think of, is his sexy smirk…

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Luna finds a time turner that takes back to the Marauders’ era… what happens when a certain Sirius Black starts falling for the girl from the future?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Fred/Dobby… yeah, if Dobby, working in the Hogwarts kitchen, brings food for the food-loving Fred and they start falling for each other… no. That is never gonna happen. LOL!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Wrong Weasley. (I know I'm dumb, deal with it!)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Uh—no.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No sane (or even insane) friend of mine would write Hermione/Remus/Draco. And btw, my friends are a bunch of non- hp fans...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Dunno… firstly, I don’t listen to English songs that much and secondly, I can’t choose any song for Dobby.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/Ron/Harry… slash and incest.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday I read a commentary on My Immortal, the worst fanfiction on earth. Does that count? After all, it has (a completely out of character) Draco Malfoy in it.

17. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

What title would you give this fic?

Fred and George are in a happy relationship until George runs off with Remus. Fred, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Harry, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Luna.

Fred’s experiments on love? (Yeah, I know it’s bad. But the above paragraph killed half of my brain cells…) -.-

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

George/Dobby… why don’t you leave the poor house-elf alone?

Moral of the quiz (or whatever it was): I should have been more careful with the numbering of the characters... now i'm totally scarred... ugh, the mental images...