Me: Hey, haven't been on here in such a long time. Not really writing anymore. Too busy these days

Favorite TV Shows: Bones, Crossing Jordan, FarScape, Grey's Anatomy, In Plain Sight, Law & Order: SVU, NCIS, Private Practice, The X-Files

Favorite Pairings
Ziva/Abby (NCIS)
Callie/Arizona (Grey's Anatomy)
Addison/Mark (Grey's Anatomy)
Olivia Benson/Alex Cabot (SVU)
Bones/Booth (Bones)
Angela/Hodgins (Bones)

AUTHOR's NOTES
- November 28th - Haven't written a word in over a year. Sorry guys but I do believe my writing days are over

CURRENT PROJECTS
-NONE-

BEGINNING STAGES
- Love is Not Enough - Law & Order: SVU - Alex/Olivia. The first in a three part series. Focuses on the first 5 months after Alex Cabot's "death." Cragen forces Olivia to take a break from work until she gets over Alex's death, or at least learns how to go back to doing her job. An encounter at the cemetery leads to a vacation she did not expect.
- The Waiting Game - Law & Order: SVU - Alex/Olivia. Olivia gets hurt and no one knows whether or not she will make it.
- Fresh Start - Bad Girls - Helen/Nikki - Set after Nikki is released from prison.

HIATUS
- Seattle's Grace - Grey's Anatomy - Callie/Erica. Set after the 4th season finale. Callie kisses Erica, but then what? Callie Pregnancy.
- Their Secret Lives - Law & Order: SVU - Alex/Olivia. Sequel to ‘How to Bring Her Back.’ Detective Olivia Benson is not more, Assistant District Attorney Alexandra Cabot is no more, even their daughter Mackenzie Cabot-Benson is not more. So who is more?

"Our goal as women should be to discover who we are and not who we think we should be or who the world wants us to be. It's not our responsibility to be arm candy!"
-Elisabeth Rohm

"For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks...The work for which all other work is but Preparation."
-Rainer Maria Rilke

"I’m just like the guys; I still kick butt and take names. I just do it with nail polish and lip gloss."
-Det. Andrea Penoyer, Police Women of Broward County

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere!"
-MLK Jr.

NCIS

L.J. Gibbs: Abby, what did the urine tell you?
Abby Sciuto: Oh, all sorts of stuff. We had a really good talk.

Ari Haswari: You any good with this gun, Caitlin?
Kate Todd: Give it back and I'll demonstrate

Abby Sciuto: You’re not listening to a word I’m saying. I’m pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven’t told the father yet…it’s Gibbs. I know it’s wrong but something about his silver hair just gets me all tingly inside.
Tony DiNozzo: Excuse me for a second, I think I’m gonna vomit.
Abby Sciuto: I’m joking Tony! Except for the part about Gibbs’ hair. That is really hot. McGee is ignoring me again.
Tony DiNozzo: Easily fixable. (smacks McGee)
Tim McGee: What?! What I do?
Tony DiNozzo: Stop ignoring Abby, she’s sensitive.

Ziva David: Shooting someone in broad daylight is just dumb.

Jimmy Napolitano: You hurt my boy, I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals I'll kill you.
L.J. Gibbs: No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you.

Ziva David: This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
Tony DiNozzo: No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
Ziva David: And you'd be far better looking.
(McGee laughs)
Tony DiNozzo: (to McGee) You'd be dead by the opening credits!

(at a Sexual Harassment seminar)
Seminar Leader: A co-worker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature.
Tony Dinozzo: (under his breath to Ziva) If you're lucky.
Seminar Leader: A co-worker's hand "accidentally" brushes up against your body.
Ziva David: (under her breath to Tony) If you're really lucky.

Abby Sciuto: You only wish I was still sexually harassing you.

(McGee and Abby get caught talking about Gibbs and Col. Mann)
Tim McGee: I was...I was just…
Col. Mann: Talking about us behind our backs?
Abby Sciuto: Well we were trying to.

Tim McGee: That dog should have a muzzle on it, Abby.
Abby Sciuto: Put a muzzle on yourself, McGee.

Tim McGee: Abby do not make a scene.
Abby Sciuto: Too late McGee. I am in FULL scene mode.

(Talking to Tony over the USS Seahawk)
Tim McGee: Are you alone?
Tony DiNozzo: Oh, yeah. Just me and 5,000 of my closest friends. I AM NEVER ALONE!

Ziva David: I do not understand. If you want someone dead you knock on their door, they answer, you shoot them. Easy.

Abby Scuito: I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science. I never sleep and I never give up. (Drains the last of her Caf-Pow) Oh I'm losing power.

Abby Scuito: Palmer, I have guns in my ballistics lab and I know how to use them!

Random

Dana Scully: Proving to the world the existence of alien life is not my last dying wish.
Fox Mulder: What about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
-The X Files

Aeryn Sun: Now, don't feel bad. It's not you. It's me. I don't like you.
-FarScape

Aeryn Sun: You try anything like that again and I will personally take you to the other side.
-FarScape

(Sam hits Gen. Hammond over the head with her tranqulizer gun)
Sam Carter: Yep. My career is over.
Dr. Janet Fraiser: Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this is over.
Sam Carter: Great, so he can bring me up on charges.
-Stargate: SG-1

Clinic Patient: Isn't there another way I can get pregnant? Like a toilet seat.
Dr. Greg House: Absolutley! But there would have to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat.
-House, M.D.

Tina: Basically, I think her heart's in the right place.
Bette: Yeah, I think her heart is in the right place I think she's just misplaced her meds.
-The L Word

(Booth is helping Bones make "an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon")
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan: To shoot people.
-Bones

Dr. Zach Addy: I'm king of the looney bin.
-Bones

(Bones is pushing a boxer-only clad Booth across the lab on a metal table)
Angela Montenegro: Are we doing experiments on Booth? Because if we are I'd like to help.
-Bones

Dr. Lance Sweets: I've been thinking about dead cats.
Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan: That doesn't seem like a good use of your time.
-Bones

Dr. Callie Torres: Anyone ah . . . anyone ever think you two were a . . . a couple?
Dr. Meredith Grey: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Dr. Christina Yang: And we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
-Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Christina Yang: We are not happy, glowy people.
-Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Callie Torres: It is not easy to get your job back when you just told your boss to go screw himself.
-Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Callie Torres: You can't pray away the gay!
-Grey's Anatomy