Damon just got dumped. Caroline needs a place to stay. They end up as roommates, and throw in a duck and chicken, what else could go wrong? AH/AU no longer a one shot.

Set after Season 3 finale, Elena is avoiding Stefan... Why? Elena was saved by Bonnie's magic and never became a vampire, Tyler was never switched with Klaus but he died, and Bonnie managed to save her friends and mother, also Alaric never died, he was revived when Elena awoke and returned to his normal self

We're all wondering what happens when Stefan and Elena pull the covers on, or when she tells him 'only 5 minutes'. SMUT.