TheWormThatTurns
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Joined 11-18-12, id: 4369872, Profile Updated: 12-01-14
Author has written 5 stories for Once Upon a Time, and Harry Potter.

Just a guy-ish person from the US. (Gender neutral pronouns "vis/ver/ve" or "his/him/he" preferred, thanks.)

There is an account with this same name at Ao3 where I tend to post more of my fics.

I don't currently have a beta, so my spelling errors and grammar mistakes are going to be out there in their full "glory". That said, I will do my utmost to correct any errors. I like to self-edit before I publish, but sometimes I just can't catch every mistake. Make fun of anything you find at your leisure. ;)

Concrits, grammar, and spelling corrections in reviews are cool though, if anyone notices anything.

If I don't reply to reviews, please don't take it personally. I'm probably writing something else. But thanks in advance if you like my stuff enough to drop a line! And even if you don't leave a review, pleasant reading. :)


General Personal Rules for What I Write (Not What I Read)

- Outline.
- Employ common sense.
- Edit.
- Check story against facts and canon.
- Occasionally ignore #3 in cases where awesomeness would be better.
- Re-read what was written and try not to hit 'delete'.

Harry Potter Rules for What I Write (NWIR)

- Tend to operate on an "Epilogue? What Epilogue?" basis.
- Will attempt to write in "British English" (as that's how I've read the books).
- AU. AU and EWE everywhere.
- That said, avoids canon ships like Dragon Pox.

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October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 170,771 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,611 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ultimatum by pop-pop-bananas reviews
This is a story about the things you refuse to believe, the things you are too late to remember, and the choices that destroy you in the process. This is not a love story. TomxLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
Today Is All We Have by dreamer one reviews
After dancing around his feelings for years, Jack O’Neill realizes he doesn't have a limitless supply of days. SJ, post season 10.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 115,740 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Pardon the Eruption reviews
Pardon the Eruption - Or: A Harsh Lesson in Biology. An accident in Potions class makes Harry Potter a father in the worst way imaginable. What happens afterward is reality. Sort of. A parody of Mpreg fics. Rating for mild swearing, innuendo, unwieldy names, and an unneeded epilogue. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Her reviews
If things were just a little different, if forgiveness was something he was capable of, if the past was just the past, who would Severus Snape be? No pairings. No slash. Canon-ish AU one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Severus S. - Complete
Clay Feet reviews
A one-shot on Peter Pettigrew's motives for betrayal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Peter P. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
This is a one-shot featuring Gaston during his time in Storybrooke. Has flashbacks. *Edited.*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Gaston - Complete
Navel Gazing reviews
A short fic about Regina's night after the incident at the well. Takes place directly after the end of Season Two Episode Nine, "Queen of Hearts". Hints of SwanQueen. *Edited*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete