I am BEARSHARK.
In the language of bears, it translates to "Screaming Death"
In the language of unicorns, it translates to "Sweet Rave Party."
I have saved the world more times than I can count, but mostly from cults and crazy evil scientists.
I say witty one-liners before and after I kill people.
I own a chair made of the skulls of my enemies.
I bite zombies to death.
I have more HP than Scarface.
I deal more damage than Bahamut.
Sometimes I forget to turn off my swag before going to bed, and wake up covered in bitches.
Sometimes people tell me that absorbing the souls of my fallen enemies is wrong. I tell them to go fuck themselves.
I like ponies. Just thought that was worth mentioning.