I love Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, Avengers, Hunger Games and almost every book in existence!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE FANFICTION WRITER WILLOW IN THE WHISPERING WINDS IS CURRENTLY MIA. Stormshine, her fan Fiction friend and I have contacted her but she has not been heard from since February 24, 2018. She reported being bullied and cut all contact with Stormshine, and as far as I know everything else. We don't know if she's ok, so if you HAVE heard from her between March and May contact Storm immediately. She could just be on a fan Fiction break but it sounded bad, so we're not taking any chances. If you care about Willow's life, copy and paste to your profile. Spread the word!

Azure, Storm, Pheonix and Flare (20/5/2018)

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Top 10 Warrior Cats (in no particular order):

SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather

Sandstorm

Squirrelflight

Dovewing

Cinderheart

Cinderpelt

Spottedleaf

Willowshine

Bluestar

Top Warrior Cats Villain:

SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 5 Warrior Cats I dislike the most (but not too much):

Tigerstar

Ashfur

Breezepelt

Stargleam (if that piece of foxdung even counts)

Bone

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Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Normal People Vs. Warriors Fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did. :D

Lessons we’ve learned from Warriors:

Your logic doesn’t have to make sense if you are trying to get revenge. Right, Ashfur?

Very well-organized clans of cats have been living somewhere on Earth without being noticed by humans.

Don’t mess with beavers.

In order to be a good person, you have to have the most tragic and depressing past ever.

If you have a lot of fans, you can do virtually anything without being considered evil (cough) Ashfur (cough) Scourge (cough) Thistleclaw (cough).

The best people never get what they deserve, but the bad people get better than they deserve

When clouds cover the moon, you know that you have done something wrong.

It is possible to have eyes that magically change color (like Crowfeather and Dovewing).

There is no limit to the ways you can kill your brother (half-brother included).

Mice taste delicious.

Cats are expert healers and know every single thing about herbs.

It is possible to fall in love with an object… Jayfeather…

Cats can be quite racist at times.

Killing someone is inexcusable, but attempting murder is allowed.

When someone uses the expression ‘I’m going to kill you’, they mean it.

Also, if you play with your food, a hawk will come and eat you.

Other Things Warriors have taught us!

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Cats can have accents.

Old people are funny.

No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil.

There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.

Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.

Good is cute, maybe handsome; Evil is worth mooning over.

Highly organized Clans of cats have been living somewhere on earth without being noticed by anyone.

Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

All barn cats are weird.

Happy endings are almost always unrealistic.

No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more depressed.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.

The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.

Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

It's possible to not notice that you are expecting.

It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't expecting.

The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. Yourself included.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.

Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

Just because someone has gone to heck doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.

If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.

Lying is the most evil thing ever.

The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Even more things Warriors has taught us!!!!

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved VERY violently. :)

2. Cats can have accents. (Brook!!!!)

3. Old people are funny. :)

5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. :(

6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. (Yay!!!)

8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil. ;)

10. There are no limits to how dramatically you can kill your own brother.

12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. :l

14. Highly organized Clans of cats have been living been living somewhere on Earth without being noticed by anyone.

15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. (Um...)

17. Its possible to complain about anything!

18. Cats with broken tails are VERY evil!

19. Happy endings are mostly unrealistic. :(

20. No matter how grumpy you are, there is always a way to be more grumpy. (Jayfeather!)

21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

22. StarClan is just a bunch of dumb, dead cats. (Shame on you, Sol!)

23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.

26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

29. The general public doesn't know anything. (Well, then let's tell 'em the story!)

30. If you take a walk with your sister, make sure to never mention your forbidden love life. (Poor Snowfur!)

31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. (Bad Mapleshade!)

34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. (I'll fight the system if I want to.)

35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. (Ok...when you wish upon a spirit of a dead cat...um...no!)

36. Sticks are very important. (I broke one yesterday...I'M SO SORRY STICK!)

37. Just because someone has gone to that...place doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. :O

38. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. (Yeah right!)

39. Don't mess with beavers. (Runs up to a beaver and gets bit.)

40. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

41. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

42. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

43. Life is overrated.

44. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

45. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

46. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing. (Can't stop...)

47. Lying is the most evil thing ever. (Oops...)

48. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

49. If a cat is dark brown with amber eyes, run for your life!

50. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you’re obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, I KNOW I’m obsessed.)

If you wish that one day, warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing. Copy and Paste this on your profile if you’re one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (I love this one...)

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’re one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. {I'm doing it now}

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with a camera and yell, “DO A FLIP!”

99% of teens today would die if Instagram/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are part of the 1% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5% would bring a camera. Copy and Paste if you’re a part of the 0.5% that would bring a camera screaming “JUMP!” the entire time.

98% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the 2% that couldn’t care less, put it in your profile.

99.99% of the teenagers in the world have Snap Chat account. If you’re part of the 0.01 percent of teens that does NOT have one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile.

If you’re against animal cruelty (horse murder, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you love peace, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever got hit in the face or stomach with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. {3 of my cats. ): }

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Opppps...)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Warrior Cats Sterotypes:

I’m in Windclan, so I must be loyal and fast.

I’m in Shadowclan, so I must be mean and proud.

I’m in Riverclan, so I must be fat.

I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I’m in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I’m outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I’m a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and sneaking out of camp.

I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I’m an elder, so I must be cranky.

I’m a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans’ help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be evil.

I am Shadowclan, so I must be heartless!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, FlareOfTheMidnightPanther

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Silverstream or Millie?

A: Silverstream. Millie's stuck up.

Ivypool or Dovewing?

A: Dovewing. I look up to her

Tigerstar or Scourge?

A: Scourge!!!! I love Scourge!!!!

Jayfeather, Lionblaze or Hollyleaf?

A: Jayfeather and if not him, Hollyleaf. Not Lionblaze because he is a bit of a Mary Sue (sorry Lionblaze)

Bumblestripe or Tigerheart?

A: Tigerheart

Goldenflower or Sasha?

A: I think it's a tie on that one.

Dawnpelt, Tigerheart or Flametail?

A: Flametail.

Feathertail, Leafpool or Nightcloud?

A: Feathertail or Leafpool but never Nightcloud.

Spottedleaf, Sandstorm or Cinderpelt?

A: I can't choose!

Heathertail or Cinderheart?

A: Cinderheart. Heathertail is a *

Blossomfall, Bumblestripe or Briarlight?

A: Briarlight

Half Moon or Briarlight?

A: Idk

Bramblestar or Hawkfrost?

Bramblestar's a bit of a mary sue so Hawkfrost

Bluestar:

You have a sister.

Your mom likes you more than your dad.

You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.

Somebody you trusted betrayed you.

You're moody.

More than one person has a crush on you.

Total: 5

Firestar:

You have joined a group.

Your crush hated you at first.

You are very loyal.

You are easily suspicious.

You are like a leader.

Total: 4

Crookedstar:

You have broken a body part.

Your parents are divorced.

Your parents are divorced because of you.

You have a brother.

You want to be a leader.

Your mum hates you.

There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.

Total: 4

Tigerstar:

You are separated from your father.

You hate outsiders.

You have an evil side.

You physically tried to injure someone. (I once slapped my best friend in the face when she annoyed me too much. Oops)

You are very aggressive.

You are aggressive because of someone.

You have a lot of scars on your body.

All/some of your siblings have died.

Total: 4

Scourge:

You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.

The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.

Your siblings neglect you.

You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.

People fear you.

You like to explore.

Blood means everything.

Total: 4

Hollyleaf:

You threatened to kill/attack someone. (Hmmm...)

You have two brothers.

Your parents have lied to you.

You have ran away from home, but returned. (Does running away to Scarborough with my school for a week count?)

You are daring. (And stupid sometimes as well)

You like to take matters into your own hands.

Total: 3

Jayfeather:

You have something wrong with your eyesight.

You have a brother and a sister.

You are very sharp-tongued.

Your mother isn't your real mother.

Your biggest choice in your life was a letdown.

You've experienced great loss.

Total: 2

Ivypool:

You are thought to be evil but you're not.

You have a sister.

Your mum is very protective of you. (Mothers...)

You live in a world you shouldn't be.

You are in love with your sibling's crush

You and your sister do not have a good relationship.

Total: 2

So apparently, I am Bluestar, the leader who went mad.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer. (Well... I hate death... but I hate Justin Bieber more... and I hate One Direction even more!)

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile. (THIS IS SPARTA! *throws knife at Justin Bieber*)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP! (Only if there was a mat at the bottom... it wouldn't help him though... hehehe)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (My personal favorite)

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Scourgeflower (ROFL)

Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your right)

Computer. (Why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark)

Dark Panther (I like it...)

What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)

Streamwood

Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Darkness (Nice...)

What would be your warrior name?

Midnightflare

What would be your kits' name?

Girl = Shiningspirit Boy = Wildfur

What clan would you be in?

Riverclan

Some Warrior Stereotypes

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets.

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans' help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.

Real Friends vs. Fake Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit by you by the pool.

REAL FRIENDS: Will push you in and throw a tampon at you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will Copy and Paste this on their Profile.

You know you're obsessed with warriors when... (Bold the ones you do!!!)

You put your friends in the one of the four clans.

You give your friends/family warrior-like names, like 'Rippletail' or 'Sunfoot'.

Become angry when they are confused about the warrior-like names.

You tell your friend/family member that they are acting like a certain character for no apparent reason.

…Don't explain who the character is.

Instead of naming your cat with a normal cat name, you give it a warrior like name. (I would if I had one...)

You count your cat's age in moons, not months and years. (I will when I get one)

Whenever you see a silver cat, whether it be in the pound, the pet store or anywhere, you cry 'Feathertail! I knew you were alive!'

…When somebody asks who Feathertail is, get all offended, and start crying, 'Oh My Goodness, you didn't know?'

Feel bad for Stormfur for losing his sister.

Hiss whenever somebody says or you read Tigerstar's name. (One time they put Firestar instead of Tigerstar. I was so mad)

You divide up the house in the four territories. Get mad and say 'Get out of my territory, you tresspasser!', whenever your siblings walk into your room.

When you read a characters death, you get teary.

You've read 'Warriors' so many times, you can recite it from memory.

When somebody misquotes the series, you correct them immediately.

You also correct the person immediately when they say a name wrong.

You only answer to the warrior name you were bestowed on the warriors site name maker.

You make people call you the warrior name, even if it sounds stupid. (I don't MAKE them... I beg them)

Call your friends/family members their respective warrior name, even if they hate it or won't respond Instead of saying, 'I'm from Every Where!!!'(or where ever you may live), say your 'I'm Snowcrystal of ThunderClan' (or whatever your name/clan you got from the name generator) {Thanks for the idea!}

Your favorite internet site (besides Fanfiction, lol) is the Warriors Wiki or the site.

You compare your friends/family members to cats in the series.

You describe your self as a cat, not a human.

People are afraid of your obsession of Warriors.

You've written a book report or two on one of the books.

It scares you to think that there is a person who hasn't read Warriors.

You forced….er, got your friends/family members into reading at least one book of the series. (When ever I can!!! *Evil Laughs* Thanks for the lessons, Hawkfrost!!!)

When someone mentions how obsessive you are about the books as a bad thing, you take it as a compliment.

You refer to Warriors in conversations on a daily basis. You've written Warriors fanfiction when you were really supposed to do homework. (I will soon)

Your Warriors fanfiction is longer than any essay you've ever written (will be)

You've called your teacher 'a cruel leader'. …to their face. (i've been tempted)

Instead of saying 'Oh my Goodness!' you say 'Great Starclan!!!' (I say 'Oh My StarClan' and text OMSC)

You insult people by calling them a stupid furball or a Mousebrain!

You wonder why people aren't insulted by being called a stupid furball or a Mousebrain.

You quote any and every character at the weirdest times.

You tried to start a 'Warriors Lovers club' at school. It probably failed, and you got angry.

You are waiting for the series to be translated into another language, to give you an excuse to go to the bookstore and get the book.

You often say to yourself, "What would Bluestar do?" when you come across a tough decision. (She would shout, "Starclan have abandoned us!")

You tried to start a Warriors blog on the internet.

There are multiple Harry Potter fansites, and you wonder why there is only one Warriors fansite.

You can relate to five things on this list. (more)

Add this to your profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

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Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...

Name typed with fingers: FlareOfTheMidnightPanther

Name typed with knuckles: flareofthemidnightpanther

Name typed with elbows: flareofthemidnightpanther (I did surprisingly well!)

Name typed with feet: flareofthemidnightpanther (It was more that I placed it on the floor and used my toes.)

Named typed behind back: t/dtjlpyth.th;yhg't.h (That was... terrible)

Name typed with head: yt6gttbvttyhuthgvb htfvbhjklhygtfrddfcfghbjgtyhu (I gave up)

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Name typed with nose: FlareOfTheMidnightPanther (Yay! I did it!)

When I did this, I thought it said 'with back' so I almost deleted my whole profile. In fact, I almost broke my mum's computer!

A black man sat on a bus. A white man followed and said, "No colored people."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Copy and paste this if you're against racism.

Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!

1. Tigerstar

2. Scourge

3. Greystripe

4. Sandstorm

5. Firestar

6.Bluestar

7. Fluttering Bird

8. Grey Wing

9. Clear Sky

10. Stoneteller

11. Jayfeather

12. Brook Where Small Fish Swim

1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Tigerstorm. I would think that they were a fierce warrior who looked like a tiger.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Scourgestripe. Mmm... No

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name 2’s last name)?

Firescourge. *tries to contain snigger*

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name 5’s last name) as the main character?

Tigerstar. Angst, crime, horror, tragedy. If we're gonna go with Tigerclaw Senior

5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Greystar. The star of Grey will show the way past the hounds of death and horror.

6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Stormscourge. A black and grey cat with constantly ruffled fur.

7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Greytiger. That they're a grey tiger.

8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Firestar X Graystripe? I know they're friends but...

9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Clear Sky w/ Bluestar or Sandstorm? Dunno - both would probably smack him in the face.

10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Tigerstar and Stoneteller fighting over Fluttering Bird? Yes - Tigerstar to kill her, Stoneteller to protect her.

11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Scourge and Grey Wing. Ha ha ha - no!

13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?.

Would Sandstorm rather make out with Grey Wing or slap Greystripe? Slap Greystripe - she probably really wants to!

14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Tigerstar and Scourge? Only with a hate-hate relationship.

15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Kits between Bluestar and Grey Wing. Grey with tinges of bluish grey.

16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Sandstorm would never do that to Fluttering Bird!

17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Greystripe and Bluestar got into a fight, Grey Wing would carry on with his life - DIFFERENT TIMES!!!

18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Bluestar X Jayfeather? NO!

19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Sandstorm's pretty but not in that way.

20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Brook and Grey Wing: *having a romantic dinner*

Greystripe: Foxdung! Brook, you've got the wrong Grey!

21) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Clear Sky? Yep!

22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Scourge X Bluestar. No way.

23) 5/9 or 5/10?

Firestar X Clear or Fire X Stoneteller? No

24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Scourge and Grey Wing: *kissing*

Fluttering Bird: *walks in* MAMMA!!! *runs out*

Grey WIng: Don't you dare tell her! *runs after*

25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Greystripe X Stoneteller? No!

26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

Tigerstar X Grey Wing? NO!

27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Brook were small birds flutter

28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Stoneteller: *sleeps*

I'll take that as a no.

29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Gray Wing? Fade to Grey.

30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Tigerstar X Bluestar X Brook. WARNING!: DO NOT READ!!! EVER!!!

31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Stoneteller: GET OUT OF MA MOUNTAINS!!!
Scourge: *kills him* No thanks

32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Tigerstar and Fluttering Bird (NO!!!!) are in a happy relationship until Firestar runs off with Scourge (Death will ensue). After Tigerstar dumps Fluttering Bird for Brook ("Get away from me you creep!), Bluestar gets upset and retaliates by dating Brook (0_0). Alone and broken-hearted, Fluttering Bird travels in search of a friend. Finally, Fluttering Bird meets Stoneteller and Scourge (who surprisingly doesn't kill them all). The three loners meet Sandstorm, who tells each of them to look for love. Stoneteller finds Gray Wing, Scourge gets Clear Sky (Scourge: "Wait, I wasn't meant to kill him?), but now Tigerstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Greystripe and Jayfeather (Graystripe: You can have him, Jay! *runs off*)!

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The Funniest Warrior Cat Quotes Of All Time!

-"But the Clan cannot support Yellowfang. We have too many mouths to feed already." Darkstripe

(Whispering to Firepaw) "Yeah! And some of them are bigger than others!" Graypaw

-"What on earth did you do to please Tigerclaw- Fly?" Firepaw

-"Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. I think I shall just have to settle for hunting stupid mice. They won't stand a chance. I shall just walk up to them and sit on them till they surrender." Graypaw

-"Keep your rear down, Ravenpaw, you look like a duck!" Tigerclaw

-"You mouse-brain! What are you doing in my territory?" Silverstream

"...Drowning?" Graystripe

"Can't you drown in your territory?!" Silverstream

"Ah, but who would save me there?" Graystripe

-"I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe

"But there aren't any blue squirrels." Fireheart

"Precisely!" Graystripe

-"Honestly! Do you toms do any thing but argue?" Feathertail

"It's what they do best." Tawnypelt

-"Great! Let's lump all the useless cats together and hope a tree falls on them!" Jaypaw

-"You're not very sympathetic as a medicine cat." Birchfall

"I'm here to heal you. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery." Jaypaw

-"When Mousefur sounds nice and sweet, I'll really start worrying!" Jayfeather

-"At least we always know what Tigerheart is thinking." Flametail

"I bet you don't know what I'm thinking right now." Tigerheart

"No, but it won't be long before you blurt it out." Dawnpelt

-"Great! One medicine cat who can't see, and one who can't walk. Thunderclan will be invincible!" Jayfeather

-"I've got my warrior name too!" Crookedjaw

"Crookedjaw?" Bluestar

"How'd you guess?"

"Because your tail is still straight."

-"Welcome to our camp! Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." Blackstar

"Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" Lionblaze, under his breath

Is God Real?

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it was, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you? Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,’ the student continues. Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?

(The Professor is now uncertain.)

Professor: Of course, there is. We see it everyday It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.

(The professor sat down.)

This student is Albert Einstein. (Some say.)

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I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
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I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone.

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Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!

1. Bright Stream

2. Leopardstar

3. Tigerstar

4. Scourge

5. Hollyleaf

6. Grey Wing

7. Clear Sky

8. Jayfeather

9. Dovewing

10. Tigerheart

11. Millie

12. Stargleam (NO!!! WHY DID I THINK OF HER!!!)

1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Bright Scourge. I used Dawn of The Clans names again. *facepalm*

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Leopardstar. Yeah sure!

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name 2’s last name)?

Hollystar? No!

4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name 5’s last name) as the main character?

Bright Leaf. Friendship.

5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Stream Tiger. The water tiger will destroy the canine killers.

6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Scourgestar? Muscly, black cat with red eyes. This cat has driven every other clan out of their territory and killed all the rogues, kittypets and loners who try to help the other clans or join his clan.

7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Tiger Bright? A brown, striped killer who is very bouncy and kind to his friends.

8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Hollyleaf and Tigerstar? Didn't I get that last time? I'M NOT STARGLEAM!

9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

Would Dovewing choose Grey Wing or Scourge? None of them know each other!

10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Bright Stream and Tigerheart fighting over Clear Sky? Bright Stream would be fighting for Clear Sky and Tigerheart would be trolling a random cat.

11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Leopardstar and Jayfeather? WTSC!? NO!!

13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?.

Would Scourge rather make out with Jayfeather or slap Tigerstar? Slap Tigerstar. But he wouldn't just slap him; he would full out kill him!

14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Has there ever been a fanfic about Bright Stream and Leopardstar? No...

15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Grey Wing and Jayfeather? 1) Different Timelines. 2) That is not physically possible.

16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Scourge: DIE!!!!!

Clear Sky: NO! YOU DIE!

Conclusion: They kill each other.

17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Tigerstar and Grey Wing got into a fight, Jayfeather would kill Tigerstar.

18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Grey Wing/Millie? NO!

19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Scourge? Well... yeah...

20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Star Gleam and Jayfeather? Bleugh! Star Gleam doesn't deserve that wonderful cat!

21) Do you recall any fics about 9?

About Dovewing? Yep!

22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Leopardstar and Grey Wing? NO!

23) 5/9 or 5/10?

Neither!

24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Leapordstar & Jayfeather: *kissing*

Clear Sky: *walks in* *shrugs* *walks out*

25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Tigerstar and Tigerheart? WTDF! NO!

26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

Bright Stream and Jayfeather? NO!

27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Clear Sky and Stargleam? Clear Stars?

28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Tigerheart: I LOVE YOU DOVEWING!!!

Dovewing: *runs away*

29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Jayfeather? I did him last time so I'll pick someone else. 4? Scourge? Titanium?

Scourge: HOW DARE YOU?!?! *runs at me*

Me: *screams* *runs away*

30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Bright Stream/ Grey Wing/ Stargleam? Warning: Includes one timeline mash up, your favourite characters going mad and the piece of foxdung that goes by the name of Stargleam! You have been warned!

31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Tigerheart on Leopardstar? Different Timelines...

32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Bright Stream and Clear Sky (Yay!) are in a happy relationship until Hollyleaf runs off with Leopardstar (what...). After Bright Stream dumps Clear Sky (Yay!) for Stargleam (NOOO!!!), Grey Wing gets upset and retaliates by dating Stargleam (Grey Wing, no!!! *cries*). Alone and broken-hearted, Clear Sky (SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU PIECE OF FOXDUNG!!!) travels in search of a friend. Finally, Clear Sky meets Tigerheart and Leopardstar. The three loners meet Scourge (Who would totally help them), who tells each of them to look for love. Tigerheart finds Jayfeather (Tigerheart: Leopardstar can I swap with you), Leopardstar (Leopardstar: Sure. I'll swap with Bright Stream afterwards.) gets Dovewing, but now Bright Stream is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Tigerstar and Millie (Bright Stream: Yes please!)