TBoneMasta
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Joined 12-12-01, id: 138071
Author has written 3 stories for Marching Band.
Hey what's up? I am a God-like trombone player at Ramapo High School in NJ (2nd chair wind ensemble)...low brass rules u know...even though the only thing trombone players can play is the base lines to chameleon and 25 or 6 to 4...if your're a trombone player and you cant play either of these then may God have mercy on your soul.
Some of my favorite quotes --
"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change" - Michael Jackson
"And the king and the queen went back to the green but you could never go back there again" - Billy Joel
"I find my life like a soap opera -- one thats on when nobody's home yet sucks so much the people that are home refuse to acknowledge it." - Me
"Just when things look like there going to get better, something has to get in the way, always...but maybe, this time, its for the better after all." - Orb
"Damn suga' low brass!" - adam
"Ain't nothin' to it but to do it!" - us (in response)
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The Wasp In the Orchestra Office reviews
an exciting event which took place in my band class...a trumpet player saved our lives!! R&R please!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/21/2002
The Life Of The Low Brass reviews
DAMN SUGA' LOW BRASS!! LOW BRASS RULES!! READ THIS AND REVIEW PLEASE!!!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2002
The Riverdance Piano Man reviews
PG due to 1 slightly ok curse word that can be found in the dictionary. A parody to the song Piano Man about our band, Ramapo Band, and our halftime show Riverdance.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001