Though destiny is a force out of the direct control of mortals, that does not mean they cannot affect it. When a well-meaning wizard tries to save his country, the spirit of the hero is born into the desert and the reincarnation of Demise is chosen as the princess' knight (Original plot, same universe as the one-shot "Bound").

So we send a kid with absolutely no training out into the wide world with only a disobedient Pikachu at his side. What could go wrong, right? Fortunately, we have a grumpy pitch-black legendary to keep an eye on him, although that's not without its pitfalls as well. After all, there is that one suspicious omen..."That the world will turn to shadows and ash."

An unlucky guy, Garret is pulled into the dark and depressing world of Dark Souls. As such, he decides to do the only sane thing one can do in such a situation, change the story for the better.

This is a reedit/remake of my "Fullmetal EDchemist" story from my old account. When you thought three Eds were enough trouble the Eds end up in a world far beyond the Cul-De-Sac, with a mystic stone swallowed by Ed and newly resurrected homunculi after them Edward Elric The Fullmetal Alchemist dons his red coat again and helps the ed boys along with his friends get them home.

Reimu awakens from a drunken sleep with a pounding headache and a mess to clean up. She sighs and takes note of something. Is her skin...paler? Nah, probably nothing. Although as the sun rises, she walks out of the shrine, the clatter of yen in her donation box music to her ears. But then the rays of light hit her and the sunlight...it, it burned her.

[PMD] Finals were the last obstacle standing between Mona and graduation. Her dreams of forming her own exploration team were all but realized. What she never expected was for tragedy to strike and taint her aspirations with a darker motive. Now, with the assistance of old friends and new allies alike, she strives to bring justice...if she can survive the mounting dangers.

Axton want's to drink and hang out. . . why won't anyone hang out?

Rated M for lots of curse words in it. A crackfic retelling of Resident Evil 4. This story contains nothing except sheer insanity. You have been warned…

Ever have those days where you feel that the universe is out to kill you? Well that's my whole life in a nutshell for the past few months. I've been transported to another world, been beaten with an inch of my life on multiple occasions, and somehow managed to get involved in the plot of this world even through I wanted nothing to do with it. Screw you universe!

When the Jambastion Cult learns that Void Termina has been reborn, it's up to Kirby to put a halt to their schemes by finding the resurrected demigod first. Tracking him down to Cappy Town, how will Kirby and his friends cope with an alternate Dream Land which seems so familiar at first glance, yet upon closer introspection… is vastly different from their own? Game/Anime Crossover.

Based on Fallout. The kids of Peach Creek have survived WWIII by taking shelter in an underground vault. Soon, a malfunction of the life support system forces Eddy into the post-nuclear wasteland to find a solution; facing the horrors of the new world to save the only remaining place he can call home and to gain the respect of his peers. [Finally complete after nearly a decade].

Cursed by Yveltal, Ash Ketchum one day finds himself in a new and dark world where not only Pokemon die in battle, but where it is encouraged. With a Fennekin by his side, Ash is forced to take on this corrupted league in order to free himself from Death's talons. But with threats looming around every corner of this new adventure, there may be no one he can truly trust. [Nuzlocke.]

Hey Spacejerk. Good job burning down my house. Were you hoping I'd have to move? Congratulations. But that's not going to stop me from spending my every living breathing second monitoring you. And sending you mail through a system you're too dumb to figure out. Enjoy blowing your voice out screaming. -Dib

While visiting the ruins of a church he once called home, Ragna discovers something with an unhealthy obsession with him and to his dismay, it succeeds in becoming one with him. It doesn't go as it planned though. As if being stuck in a body so similar to his sister with a murderous girl in his mind wasn't bad enough, the world is in danger and they are the key to saving it. (AU)

An unrest Vile has felt all his life has become an irresistable urge to learn more about his past. Together with Nana - who strives to bring Chief R's true killer to justice - he fights to find a place in the world and to close an old chapter of his life.

Things change all the time. What is fun and fulfilling one day may be mundane and dissatisfying the next. For Jack, evil has always been the way to go. Yet what if the fun of it were lost? What if its oh so attractive luster began to diminish? Nothing stays the same forever, but not all changes are bad.

The war is over. Infinite is left wandering the ruined world, not knowing where to go while trying to escape the authorities. Set after Sonic Forces.

An in-depth discussion of writing and narrative using Pokémon as a framing device. Designed for new and old authors alike. By the end I'll have drafted a concept for some Pokémon fanfiction.

Still reeling from his divorce and quick exit from the army, Axton enters the dangerous world of Pandora to become a Vault Hunter. What he didn't count on, was the adventures he would have and the relationships he would encounter. Join Axton as he traverses this strange alien planet for fortune, glory and redemption. And explosions. Lots of them. Seriously. Enjoy!

Bobby Hill continues his struggle of balancing his life in high school and his life as a werewolf while facing off against the supernatural. Also new friends will come into the picture along with new enemies plus the return of an old foe and he'll discover the secret behind his curse. Massive Upload; All parts of Episode 7 are up.

A scrafty simply wanted to get medicine for his sick brother. He hadn't planned on dealing with a guild that didn't understand the meaning of no, solving the mystery of dungeons that corrupted a pokémon's mind and soul in a matter of minutes, or babysitting the one-eyed ralts who caused his life's violent downward spiral.

John Wick, a man of legendary exploits. The embodiment of focus, determination and skill. Everyone in the Payday crew both respect and fear him. It seemed that that 'impossible' meant nothing to him. However, when Sydney made an utterly innocent-looking mask as a joke, the man took it with him. Doubt stirred. Could he look intimidating in that mask? Hoxton was about to find out.

This is the story of two brothers and the stone mask that will forever change their fate. One, Jonathan Joestar, will become an unholy creature of the night while the other, Dio Brando, will train as a warrior of the sun. That vampire Jonathan and Hamon warrior Dio fic you've never asked for.

Can't remember names? World crashing down around you? Just turn your arms into Play-Doh and make like a blender. An interpretation of the events of the game, with an emphasis on interpretation.

Zim mysteriously leaves Earth one day. Dib, being Dib, chooses to follow. However, he finds himself at a high-security Irken event. Soon, the pair will cross paths, and the entire Irken empire will be rooting for their capture.

It started with spring cleaning, then to him getting his personal bodyguard and now he has to fight psychotic people way out of his league, Eddy thought his life couldn't get any more bizarre until the universe added a magical arrow into the fold.

Zamasu has second thoughts during the plan, what happens when the past comes back to haunt him in more ways than one? Will he sure about this anymore and will Black tolerate any doubt Zamasu is starting to have? It is only a matter to time before hell breaks loose and everything turns sour. (Rewritten from my original story, no romance or anything. I did this for you guys.)

Hello! And welcome to the 'Pokemon Trainer Essential Rules,' the unofficial guide to a successful transition into our society. Here's a list of the do's and don'ts written down for you, in one easy guide, courtesy of our esteemed trainers. A numbered humorous guide to the pokemon universe. Multiple character appearances, and some pairings, but overall, just humour! Enjoy!

Have you ever imagined how would the legend of Termina turn out to be... if everything was... wrong? Well, look no further! It's Abridged time, folks. (Remake of the "original abridged" story - check Chapter 1 for clarity!)

Link's dreams of heroism are cut short when he's forced to train for sorcery instead of knighthood, but he gets an unconventional chance when he unwittingly unseals an ancient evil that he's soon forced to team up with to defeat a mutual enemy.

Guzma liked to be the big boss, but Team Skull is no more. What lies in store for him now? A reluctant world trip with a weird old man, of course. Rated T for occasional coarse language or mature themes, contains some OCs.

Those moments Takamagahara wished never happened. Thank God for Phenomena Intervention...

This story is fully discontinued, and will receive absolutely no further updates to story or grammar/spelling. If you are interested in continuing this project, you can copy this as a template to work on a new one. Credit to myself is not necessary, as this is available for public use across the internet, as long as they are not competing against FanFiction.Net in any direct way.

Chazz Princeton's life would be much simpler if all of these annoying duel spirits would stop dragging him into their problems. He keeps helping out anyway. [Drabble Series]

A shaymin has joined the Expedition Society. She is abrasive to all those she speaks with. But when a sickness hits a close friend of the two heroes who defeated Dark Matter, they are both forced to work together with her to cure it. A Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon Story.

Impaled by bloodscythe, Terumi claims Ragna is nothing without him; however, Ragna has something to say to that.

Just a regular day for Ragna.

Why are we still here? Is it just to suffer?

He's missing an eye, a hand, and he has a sword thats larger than his new traveling companions. All he can remember, is his name. Guts. Slowly however, his memory was returning, bit by bit. When all the pieces of the puzzle fit, what would happen? Until then, he would stay with these "Shepherds."

Ragna manages to survive his fight with Nu-13, but then things get weird really quickly when he wakes up in the wrong body. Maybe dying was a better option.

When Father takes the souls of Amestris Hohenhium returns them. Unfortunately it isn't that simple. Some mistakes were made.

Several Resident Evil characters begin receiving disturbing and annoying calls from a 'mysterious' prankster. Reviews appreciated. Chapters in progress.

After escaping from prison, the TRUE hero of "Persona 4" decides to make a reality TV show. (Originally published as individual stories with the first one in September 2017.)

There's one consolation for those born quirkless – a big one.

Whatever

After a battle with Team Sonic, Eggman uses Knuckles's DNA to try and enhanced clones of the echidna. Unfortunately, he's created something...much worst.

One of the last of the Nexus does what he loves and find that he is fading. Just a short story for the server shutdown approaching

Hell no longer could Deal with the Doomslayer. He was too much. They also feared killing him as to be trapped with his soul. So they sent him away. A drift in the stars for hundreds of years till eventually he was discovered by Infinity.

Stuck living together in a Central apartment, Falman and Barry attempt to pass the time.

What happens when the Blazblue characters break the rules or reality itself? The answer is simple. Shenanigans ensues -Rule Breakah-

A strange alliance is formed in strange times. This is the story of a few men, working together to survive the apocolypse.

One-Shot Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2017. Zell Dincht love to eat hot dogs, that's nothing new. But what happens when an old spirit within Balamb Garden takes one's desires and turns it against them? Prepare for a wild ride as Zell faces the greatest evil imaginable in this hilarious horror fic! Happy Halloween, everyone! Rated T for language.

AU where Mac comes up with a more practical test to find out who's human. One-Shot!

As Chrom, Lissa, and Frederick headed to Southtown, they came across a man laying unconscious on the ground. This man was not a black and purple cloaked, white-haired tactician, however. Instead, the man they found was the one and only Black Scottish Cyclops of Teufort. Watch how this absurd take on Awakening plays out with everyone's favorite demolitionist. Rated T for bagpipes.

The teachers of Casper High often meet together to discuss the hardships of work, the strange things that happen within the halls, and the mystery that is Daniel Fenton. Take a look at the show you love through the teachers of Casper High. Warning: Teacher OCs.

A.K.A. Metal Gear Solid: Manly Mode. Can you beat this punishingly difficult and basically impossible game? No? Then shut the f*** up and read this.

Only able to see half the world, Ash still hasn't lost sight of becoming a Pokemon Master. Being half blind, it is no surprise that Ash wasn't meant to be a pokemon trainer, but neither was he meant to stay home and do nothing. Follow along as Ash proves to the world that there's more to him and his team than just being a reject.

What happens when the Ed's Actually get in a world inhabited by Deadly Robots, and will they Survive lets see what our favorite Trio can do.

The Chief and his erotic lover Cortana must confront both the Covenant and a gang of very obnoxious original characters. More importantly, they confront the Chief's dark past and his even darker future. But is there an ever darker threat still lurking in the darkness of space? Please kill me!

*Hard T for violence, language.* After the moonfall, the Salesman and his Deku scrub associate must navigate the broken remains of Termina, fending off ReDeads, bandits, crazed survivors, and everything in between, all in pursuit of the Mask that wrought the devastation. What lengths will a man go to get back what is his, even when all is lost? *chapter 23 is live*

The Crusader's abusive, the Flagellant's masochistic, the Vestal's hopeless and the Arbalest is on the verge of a heart attack.

What happens when Yugi and the gang find a playlist of videos about themselves titled Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series? They watch it of course. Little do they know, they don't know what they're in for. These are the characters' reactions to the abridged series. Don't like, then don't read. Rated high T for abridged series content. I own absolutely nothing, this is just for fun.

Enthralled by stories of a hamlet rich in bounty, brigands flock in droves to claim the spoils, like crows to a fresh carcass. The first interlopers come across a man named Dismas, and flout his warnings to turn back. A slaughter ensues.

The two prototypes are at it again and you don't want to miss that; else Fettel won't miss YOU, as in, he'll really make you BLEED. If that sounds good then carry on. (Short parody based on ideas that came to me, could add more later.)

The Gods (and Angel) of Universe 7 set up an impromptu meeting with the rulers of Homeworld. One-Shot

Aku has some serious issues with how the finale was handled.

Sequel to "Utsuho's adventure of disturbed minds" The sequel that nobody asked to the fanfic nobody knows. After the incident related to the purple brick falling on Utsuho's head was solved, everything went back to normal. But memories of things that hadn't happened came to Yukari's head, and soon a new incident took place in Gensokyo. It's like this that a new adventure begins.

The Tallest have no choice but to ban something that could destroy their hierarchy.

Three long years: We have been surviving, relying on each other to see tomorrow. The tides always change. The Soulless grow stronger and in numbers. The living are just as feared. How will we survive? Currently on Episode Two: Hunters of War.(This is a remake of World of the Dead, a complete overhaul)

"You can't keep pulling crap like that, Yoshikage. Killing is wrong," Josuke admonishes. Kira tilts his head, confusion spread across his young face. "Didn't you say you killed the older me?" he asks. For a ten-year-old, he has excellent deadpan delivery. "Sh-Shut up!" Josuke yells, jabbing a finger. "Don't try to argue semantics, you damn brat!"

It's all over, right? So why does it feel as though he's still out there? [Warning: Spoilers for Phantom Hourglass ending]

Join our hero Hank Hill as he sets out from his home town of Arlen to recover a stolen arrow, and to teach Dio what it means to be a parent. Hank will travel the world dispensing propane and justice to those in need, but will the burden of the atrocities he must witness along the way taint his pure spirit? Will the machinations of Dio be enough to stop Hank? Hot damn if I know.

Zim didn't get the memo about Operation Impending Doom:II. Now he can't do much of anything except serve out his sentence, but with really dumb luck on his side, he manages to claw his way into the position of Frylord! However, that doesn't mean his life will become any easier. Rated T as a precaution.

Sometimes, the Force works in unexpected ways...

Bill Cipher has won. He gained the knowledge he needed in order to destroy the force field. Weirdmageddon has travel throughout the world, killing everybody in the process. As Bill plans to conquer the universe, his own weirdmageddon summoned a warrior from another land, a warrior that secretly peeks under girls skirts. That warrior is... Master Roshi.

Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016! Ten complete morons vie for possession of the sacred and cursed swords. Which of your favorite Soul Calibur characters will stand victorious in the end? Rated T for language, violence, and silliness!

Jake watched uneasy, confused by the creature's behavior. Did they know he was there? Why weren't they chasing him or moving on to continue searching? Hearing the Wraith speak was the last thing he expected, Jake suspected they may not even have the ability to speak. All he ever he heard were gurgles and grunts from it.

The Keroro Platoon leaves on a flea-extermination mission. Things don't go as planned. (REVIVED and UPDATED 06-20-2016! We're back, baby!)

The Eds need to prove that they're better than the rest of the cul-de-sac kids at something, what if that "something" was from an unknown region? The Eds come across Professor Sycamore and he takes them to Kalos, where they have one shot at proving their skills. However, the cul-de-sac kids aren't too far behind them. Will the Eds triumph over the others and Eddy's rival, Kevin?

Complete! This is the direct sequel to the first Ultimate Ninja Stories. The Hidden Lead Village goes bankrupt? Jiraiya's a corrupt S.O.B. who resorts to even more perverted practices? The village gets invaded by Spider-Man? These crazy crack stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe! Warning: OOC runs rampant within. Rated T for strong language.

Litchi has a houseguest. The problem is that she never invited him in the first place. Somewhat AU, in that Hazama is not a raging psychopath, but has settled for being a pest instead.

An unlikely trio get caught in a web of deceit and conspiracy when NCR Chief Hanlon is found dead outside of Camp Golf and General Oliver has seemingly vanished. These three men, a disgraced former NCR medic, an ex-Legionary and a Brotherhood of Steel member imprisoned are brought together and sent out to find the truth for the NCR or face execution at their hands.

The Irken Empire is falling, the Tallest are in need of someone dangerous, someone destructive, and they need Zim! But just as his leaders need him the most, he looks down at them, giving them the same treatment they once lay down upon him... Indifference.

So, you just got off the boat into the Amestris Region and you have no idea what this Region is like compared to other ones. Well I'm here to help you out with some advice and tips in this handy guide. Feel free to ask for other tips or even just what kinds of things you would like to know and I'll be sure to answer. (a continuous series)

As of late, the Titans haven't been acting very heroic. In fact, a lot of what they have been doing has been downright villainous. At least, that what their Arch-Nemesis Control Freak thinks. Explores a villain who was never very bad dealing with his heroes not being very good. (Also, kind of a take that to the new Teen Titans GO!).

There was a plan. A good plan: watch a scary movie while Delia was enjoying her "girl's night out." But when a mystery Pokémon appears, the first thing to spring to Ash's mind was: Mom is going to kill me when she sees the TV.

One 'average' day, as she attends her duty, Utsuho has a brick fall on her head. The impact changes her view about the world, making her go on an adventure where what little sense there was in Gensokyo gets thrown out of the window, all in the name of protecting the reactor core.

Tohru Adachi cracks his toughest case yet... bow bow bow

Traitors need to be punished, and what better way than to dump them into space? Oh brave little bunny, where will you go?

Read this parody at your own risk... seriously, Alma is never far behind; some injuries may occur to your spleen. I will not be held responsible. Enjoy the blood though: I did.

Complete! Watch Cloud as he gets screwed over in these hilarious crack-tutorials on how to handle chocobos! This is a re-release of our numerous Final Fantasy VII chocobo themed comedy fics we have written over the years! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!

Complete! Batman really hates Halloween, and each year you'll witness the various mishaps he faces. This is a re-release of our numerous 'Batman Hates Halloween' stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again! Rated T.

Who is annoying who, exactly?

Complete! This is a re-release of our numerous Final Fantasy VII/Burger King themed crossover comedy fics we have written over the years! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again.

Three AAHW agents on their breaks wonder: Who (or what) is the Auditor?

Something was wrong; Soap could tell. A creeping terror permeated his very being. Was this a memory? A dream? Reality? And why, for the love of God, was there watermelons? (An extremely serious oneshot regarding a certain Scotsman with a Mohawk being haunted by morally questionable fruit. You have been warned.)

There is a new teacher in Kagutsuchi Elementary School! You'll never guess who it is! (Strong Language)

The story's always more interesting when it's about the villains. Throughout the series, Ridley sorely wishes this were not true. See what the pirates do behind the scenes on Zebes, Tallon IV, Aether, SR388 and the like; it all makes him hate life more.

After accidentally ticking off the General in the past, a lone marine is sent to single-handedly take on Hell's entire army- all 10,617 demons worth.

On the day before Gohan and Videl's wedding, the great Hercule calls his future son-in-law over to talk to him alone and give him a wedding present. But just what is the champ thinking here? Is this a setup?

Yugi decides to have a good laugh at his friend when he teaches him about a certain modern appliance...

A group of terrorists calling themselves 'Black Cell' threaten to escalate the animosity between mankind and Reploids, which have reached a new high due to the events of the Asura incident. Vile and Nana take up arms after becoming embroiled in the battle, joining forces with old allies to stop this new foe. This fiction is the sequel to "Warmachine".

Bobby gets attacked by a wolf on a camping trip before his first day of high school which will become the weirdest years of his life. He'll encounter Ghost, Monsters, Demons, and other scary stuff, plus a paranormal hunter.

I have always tried to envision a first hand exchange/encounter with the prime-evil force that is Terumi.

Double D finds a Rubik's cube and becomes obsessed with trying to solve it. This story will be short.

Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...

It s been seventy years and Dib is still alive, even though he wishes otherwise but we all know how his luck is.

Ever seen Bank of Hollywood? This is what happens when it's 3 AM, ate too many sweets and decide to see how it would go with Blazblue characters. Rated T because of Language. Read with caution. To be continued?

Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War

Bricks stupidity and bad sense of direction gets the party into trouble in Skag Gully. One-shot. Please read and review.

Eddy's in for the money; Double D wants to get everyone out safely; Ed... gravy! The Eds found themselves in the universe's hottest game show, and they are on a mission to get out from certain defeat, even if it means taking on the strongest of enemies and a greedy owner to escape... The first story in the Ed, Edd n Eddy Project, co-created by the Midevil Lombax.

We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.

I always knew Zim was insane, I just never knew how much, After all it's one thing to think he's the greatest Irken alive, it's quite another to see a species that isn't really there, Alternates Skoodge's POV and Zim's POV A one-shot.

The Earth is doomed, not by me but the humans themselves, all I had to do to prove my worthiness as an Invader was to conquer the planet, to enslave the inhabitants or better yet, to exterminate them in the name of the Irken Empire; it turns out all I had to do was wait.

Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe! Rated T for language and violence.

Rated for blood and torture. In a fight, Vaati looses his memories. Link and Zelda are quick to take advantage of this, but Link is also quick to change his mind. At the same time, Ganondorf seems to be up to something... Warining. Contains abuse.

"Alia knew it was going to be a bad day from the moment she woke up..." See Alia. See Alia watch the entire Maverick Hunter HQ go a little crazy at the drop of a hat. Poor Alia: Years of battling Sigma has everybody a little trigger happy...

Going after a bounty bigger then they ever thought possible the Bebop crew faces an opponent that may be too much for even them to handle. Crossover with Predator.