You know, just once, I'd like to open my mouth, and not get myself into trouble. Now I've been recruited by the local police, got myself knee deep in a pokephilia case, and I have to take care of a morbidly depressed arcanine. what did I get myself into?

In which I take a crack at writing various one-shots for those crazy Strider boys.

Jason is a trainer that lives in Slateport City. The Pokemon League has just legalized Pokephilia and he has just become an official Gym Leader. How will Jason deal with the three girls that live in his house? And what does his girlfriend think? Rated M for later chapters.

5/10/16: In the process of updating this story! Chapters have been combined. Rated M for a reason. Five years of neglect leaves the Labyrinth in dire straights. Five years of heartache allows a darkness to take over. Five years of loneliness makes a particular book re-emerge. J/S, Moderately Dark (nothing too severe), some fluff and love among it all.

While investigating a criminal, Hermione's is cuaght his vine plant. What follows in a strange session of capture and pleasure as Hermione discovers something new. Warning, this story contains bondage and vine sex, don't like, don't read. M for a reason. Discontinued, see author's note in the last chapter.

Marceline comes back to ooo after forty years of travels. The candy king has just died and on her way to his funeral, she meets someone. A young pink girl with a love for science and experiments. Takes place 10 years before the show. Rated M for possible future lemons.

Karkat decides to commit suicide DAVEKAT pairing

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. After a terrible tragedy at the end of the Triwizard Tournament resulting in the death of the Dark Lord and most of his followers, Harry Potter's magic is unstable and needs to be grounded. In the end, the only anchor he's willing to consider is Severus Snape. SS/HP, other secondary pairings possible.

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

Sarah reads to Toby of the Labyrinth, Toby makes an accidental wish, and Jareth comes to collect. Out of fear for her brother Sarah makes a deal, and is carried away to the Labyrinth, where nothing is as it seems...not even a Goblin King. Please R&R!

5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.

Bella is kidnapped by a gorgeous stranger who plans on making her his sex slave.

Black Butler oneshot- Ciel receives an offer to test an asthma medication, but it gives some strange side effects! This story has two endings, one with tentacles, one with not-tentacles. Tags will be noted in individual chapters.

Another hetalia fic!I posted it before but because it is a x reader, it got taken off. I like the feedback so I decided to post it again. Not fair! Just because a story is in second person it isn't considered a fanfic! I want to try and convince the heads of to change that guidline, but I have a feeling that just emailing them won't change it.

See title.

Harry is given the option to leave his muggle family at the price of his hand in marriage to Voldemort Please note, this has mature content. I am rewriting this story. Please be patient with me! 6-19-16 Ch. 2 rewritten! I will not be posting new chapters untill all current ones are rewritten.

Harry Potter has been abused since he can remember, and fears he'll never be loved by anyone.What happens when he's rescued by Dumbledore and a woman who looks exactly like his mom, who happens to be married to Severus Snape?He has a two year old cousin, and apparently his supposed 'friends' aren't who he thought. weasleybashing SSOC, HPDM, HGFW, RLNT.UNCLE SNAPE FIC.

when Sarah left here at fifteen years old, the queen of the underground put a protection spell on her. It only lasts until she turned twenty-one and that is today, and the only way to protect her is to have her come back to the underground to have Jareth protect her.

The werewolf within Severus Snape has located a mate worthy of its magnificence, Harry Potter. The problem is Severus would rather be held under the cruciatus curse. Forced into bonding, they struggle to fight their desire towards each other, and eventually their feelings. Sequel now up!

Toby wishes Sarah away to the Underground. Now that she is back, neither Jareth nor the Labyrinth will allow her to return home this time. She belongs to them now. Contains Mature Content.

Suddenly falling to my knees, my eyes widened. I couldn't move my legs! A rather loud thud against glass made me turn and fix my gaze on the nearest window. There was Marshall Lee again, but he had a different look in those bloodthirsty eyes. The way they raked over my now shaking form unabashedly, scared me. Hard Yaoi, somewhat drugged Gumball and a cute & humorous ending.

After receiving yet another injury during a strife with Bro on the roof, Dave decides he's had enough. He just wishes things could go back to the way they were when he was younger, but he isn't expecting for Bro to react the way he does to this news. Stridercest, no Sburb. Rated M for language and adult content. Please read the warnings and description inside!

Vriska and Terezi turn their pailing sessions into some very unorthodox roleplay, but Vriska is in for a nasty surprise when Terezi changes the plan halfway through.

The boys ATTEMPT to adopt a kitten. Antics, shenanigans, misunderstandings, and chaos ensue.

In this version of HM Miley did not lose her mother but her father. Susan Stweart is alive and nust deal with the actions of her mistake where she learns more about herself, Miley, and Lilly. Rated M for a reason. Contains adult sexual scenes and language and BDSM and incest. Don't waont to read that then pass this story by.

Otoya X Tokiya One Shot: It was a rather typical morning. Until Ichinose Tokiya entered the room. It was Ren who spoke first. "Icchi, are you serious?" Tokiya's reply was a glare that seemed to say 'does it look like I'm kidding'

Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata are about to experience the biggest life changing events in the next seven days, as they take on a drastic, self-imposed mission which will demand the ultimate sacrifice... ON HIATUS

He shoots you the Strider smirk (that you can tell has a tiny hint of genuine smile in there) and nods. "Go home and listen to that record I gave you."

Requested by Anon. Daniel, a Pokephotographer, is assigned the risky mission of snapping shots at Pink Rock, highly populated by very horny, yet assertive females. Little did he know, this would be the worst day on the job. Pokephilia. Rated M.

Prussia x Bullied!Reader, first reader insert. I just love this song, although it gives me the sniffles! Sorry if anyone has a lovely stepbrother. Please review!

Dirk stocks the refrigerator to lure in Dave. When the younger strider falls for the trap, something that could only be described as shenanigans occur. Smut, one shot.

Tokiya comes home from one last Hayato concert to find his roommate asleep. No big deal, right? After taking a shower, it seems Otoya is running a fever, or having a nightmare? Whatever it is, it's bugging Tokiya, and the blue-haired idol is in for a big surprise when he goes to fix the problem. Contains very explicit yaoi: Don't like? Don't read!

After watching a scary movie, Otoya can't sleep and attempts to persuade Tokiya to let him sleep in the same bed for just one night. Fluff short fic with mentions of Renmasa in the end.

Your name is Dave Strider, and you've never wanted to know someone so badly. DaveKat. This story is an alternate POV of Misguided. There will be smut in later chapters. Also this one's probably more cheesy than the other one.

Karkat has been acting strange. He's been avoiding, flinching, and Dave is convinced it has something to do with him. Davekat. Because I love Davekat. Also there will be sexy things in later chapters. I only expect this to last for like three chapters.

To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

Yay for Canada x reader stuff!

Prussia x Reader

You are the girlfriend of AWESOME PRUSSIA but you don't know he was a former country. A project in school might shine some light on this little secret… AU. High School Reader Older Prussia. Prussia x Reader

The odds are 1 in 17,000, and you've always hated being that "1." Humanstuck AU in which Karkat is an albino. Crap summary is crap. My first DaveKat.

The pirate stretched out his arm, offering his hand to you. You were afraid of what was going to happen to you but you knew you had no choice. You agreed to this. For her sake in the very least. Pirate Prussia x Reader

Tokiya walks in on his roommate doing some... questionable things... "'Maybe if you ask him with that puppy dog face of yours he'll stay,' Natsuki suggested. 'He seems to have a soft spot for you,' Natsuki whispered. 'Tokiya,' Otoya whined his name. He put on his best 'lost puppy' face and looked at the older boy. Tokiya turned and winced at the sight of the adorable boy's face."

After finding a young you in the midst of a shattered city, Prussia (Sir Gilbert) takes her in to live with him and his brother Germany (Ludwig). But soon, something happens and Prussia has to leave, causing a shift in his relationship with you.

The powerful Network decides that Friendship is Magic has missed its target demographic and needs to be stopped. They order the cast to be 'retired', but Princess Luna does something drastic to save them. Wiped of her memories of Equestria, one of the cast begins to remember and dedicate herself to finding her friends and finding their long, lost, and forgotten home.

Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?

Prussia x Reader. Gil doesn't seem to understand why you're so upset with him. Your glares are disregarded. He doesn't seem to understand what you did that night... was real. Request for MissKiddoChan! ;D

Reader X Punk England.

This is a reader x Prussia story. You're an average shy girl, and the most popular guy in school has his eye on you.

Things start to hot up for Black's birthday party, curtosy of a very sneaky White with a bag of roofies and viagra. Requested fic from Megadeath, lots of smut, yaoi, gangbang, White practically gets raped, everyone has fun so no flames, very erotic, so try not to blow your tops, guys ; Just a one-shot so no, I won't be continuing it.

Reader x Prussia story. You live in a small apartment with Francis Bonnefoy, but what happens when you get dragged along to the bar and meet his two best friends? Rated M for later chapters.

AU. Ichinose Tokiya had two childhood friends, Ittoki Otoya and Nanami Haruka. Tokiya left abroad without managing to clear the misunderstanding he had with Otoya. And in the five years that he was away, he sent a letter to the both of them every month without receiving a single reply from Otoya. When he finally came back, the reason to that was something he did not expect.

Meet Sasori, a demon who hoards pretty things- and meet Sakura, a pretty thing. Unfortunately, Sasori is a cursed demon. By day, he's a scorpion- but by night he's in a human-like form- and plans on keeping Sakura around. SasoSaku

Tokiya's facing a long night ahead of him when his closest friend find his way into his bed, scared of the thunderstorm. Will he be able to put them aside to simply comfort his friend or will these rather intense feelings get the better of him?

"Dear Lily, sorry I insulted you. Can you undye my hair now? -Scorpius" "Dear Scorpius: no. -Lily." A tale of pranks, falling in love, denial and extremely busy owls.

A short one-shot/drabble. Not good at summarize. So just read. First attempt at a reader insert so please have mercy. A tad bit angsty I would say. Prussia x Reader

McGee is drunk and horny and Tony is just the right slut for him to take what he needs. McGee/Tony, Dub-Con

Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is...

Snape finds a homeless kid wondering through his yard. I wonder who the mute youth is... I didnt steal this story, Its adopted by me.

After the war is over, Ginny finds out what hell really is. HP/LV, Non-con HP/GW and SS/HG

After being shot down by the guy you liked, you babysit for Gilbert as a favor and to keep your mind off things. You may have gotten more than you bargained for... Romano x Reader Warning for Romano's mouth and slight mature themes

Sequel to "Afternoons with Severus". Contains BDSM and explicit smut.

A short Prussia x Reader story.

Harry learns something about Sev and a whole lot about himself. Warning slash & BDSM. Prequel to A SnapePotter Wedding and Honeymoon.

Harmoniashipping. Ghetsis sets his plan to mould N into the perfect king and hero in motion, but will it destroy the child in the process? Incest, shota, rape, and abuse. Not for the faint of heart.

Spiderman. Venom. Tentacles. If that doesn't sell it for you, you might be not interested in this fic. Non-cony slash...with tentacles.

My crazy lesbian roommate just threw me at this hot blond. She's been trying to get me laid for years but this is the first time I'm actually interested in the guy she's trying to throw me at. This cannot go well. MattxMello AU PWP.

Harry and Draco land themselves in detention and Snape sends them to the Forbidden Forest for a root he needs, Harry and Draco alone in the forest...what could happen? DM/HP

Harry has one last request before he goes off to fulfill his destiny; he wants Snape to make it easy for him to choose what is right. He wants him to make sure that no one has to face abuse alone, as he so often did. –Set in the beginning of 6th year AU-

Warninging: absolute crack. This isn't really a story, but laws made because of Naruto's generation. It's not really cannon, and they're all eighteen or nineteen. Purely for laughs. What's not to love about a cross dressing Lee or Akamaru's sex toy?

This was inspired by a particually nasty flame from an anon reviewer. Hate Sues? Want to avoid them? Then read this! Save yourself and your work from Sues! And a class dies in almost every chapter! Whee!

Harry is forced into saving Draco from spiders in the Forbidden Forest that watch too much Star Wars, Snape is in a safari suit stalking people, Kermit is Yoda, and Harry just knows everybody is on something.... Star WarsHarry Potter parodycross over