(Insert tragic and depressing life story here)

(Tearing up) Wasn't that beautiful?

No?
=_= Your nice.

I APPRECIATE THE LOVE.
{Not really}

WHY HELLO THERETHIS IS-

LET ME GUESS!
God?

No.

Santa?

No.

That really creepy guy in my class that keeps making terrible hand gestures that makes me feel weird?

SAY WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T DENY IT!
HONEY! CALL THE POLICE!

What? No I'm not him, I'm the narrarator here, I'm here to interview you.

(Is holding baseball bat and has warpaint) ...WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!

Pff- That sounds like a personal problem.

WHY YOU LIT- (Takes deep breathes) Anyways... May we start the interview?

(Shrugs and gets some Orange Fanta) Why the hell not...

Alright! What do you like to do?

Creep on people. Oh! And read yaoi

(Blinks) ..Al..right... What do yu look like?

(Snorts) Who's the creepy now...(Mutters) To be blunt I have short guy length hair, blue eyes, freckles(From the sun XD) and glasses.
Yes I'm sexy,
GET OVER IT!

(Rolls eyes) Alright...(Turns page) Favorite pairings?

Listen bub, I don't like you, you don't like me, since I don't want to write down a whole list that can fill up the Grand Canyon, let's just leave this for later a'ight?

(Sighs) Fine. That's all for now.

Really? Damn your a bad interviewer.

SHUTTUP!