The Fruity Onehide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Hey its me again, your "All-Powerful" friend, THE MIGHTY FRUITY ONE!!!! roars of applause from imaginary crowd. Yes, I have returned, in my Fruity glory!!!!! Huzzah! And I have some revisions to make. That's right I will strive to complete that which I started! So yes, I will be working on Angel, and revising the opening chapter a bit! ALL HAIL THE FRUITY ONE!!!!! If you have fic that you want me to read, why not ask? If its HP, funny, and maybe has Snape, I'll read it! Maybe, if it has something to do with Snape, I'll add it to the Snape Supporters C2! ANNOUNCEMENT! Oh thankyou, thankyou everyone! Never had I had so many readers over a hundred people have read 'the Plight of the Half-Blood Prince.' (thankyou Fanfic.net for creating hit counters!) But by all means, you should check out my other stories, they are just as good! Remember as Moody would say: “To be a successful auror you must have CONSTANT VIGILANCE!” hehehe that is so funny. My major fic at the moment is ANGEL I wouldn't call it exactly a soppy romance but a MYSTERY! I have put all this work into it, making it professional and proper (except for some errors.. and naturally its not a master piece) Life is hard being fruity |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
As You Were by Kicking Poe reviews
Severus Snape returns home after a meeting with Voldemort, only to find an unexpected visitor waiting for him...[2 parts, pre and postHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Secrets of the Snakecharmer by ShadowFia reviews
A new girl has come to Hogwarts, she with her mysterious past and ability interests Hermione. Why is Dumbledore showering her with his twinkles? The beautiful new girl is about to comprehend another page in Severus Snape's life...and heart.plz R&R, thx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Severus S.
Seven by hypnotic storyteller reviews
Following the events in HBP, Harry Potter seeks to finish off Voldemort once and for all. This means leaving his friends behind and forging alliances, some new, and some old.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Venomous II by Phinea Rogue reviews
A sequel to Venomous. Voldemort knows that Snape has betrayed him and he begins to toy with his mind in an attempt to gain him back. What are his plans? How will Snape deal with it? [completed] no slash, no HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,376 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort
Survivor's Guilt by xanya-forever reviews
There are several days each year that Cameron dreads, and this year's no different. Since when is House ever sensitive or helpful? HouseCameron angst, snark, longing... the usual.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2005
Shadows in an Empty Room by cheekylittlemonkey reviews
Dr Gregory House sits at his piano and plays.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2005
Beauty and the Beast by Tombraider3 reviews
Severus Snape is reunited with an old friend. He was never able to tell her his feelings before. Will he be able to now? And will his feelings be returned?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Severus S.
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Marauder Notes by Emuerz reviews
I know I know I know... Another Marauder notepassing. But still, they're pretty funny usually right? Read away! Takes place sometime after they make up their nicknames. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Last Horcrux by jaaaaasmine reviews
Another theory of mine about the Horcruxes, in particular the Last Horcrux. MAJOR HBP SPOILERS, do not read unless you have read the book the whole way through. R&R. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Comfortably Numb by Kicking Poe reviews
Severus Snape can feel the very moment his soul splits. [HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
His Final Command by jaaaaasmine reviews
My theory of what happened in the conversation between Snape and Dumbledore which Hagrid overheard. Not very pleased with this one, might rewrite it. R&R MAJOR HBP SPOILERS, do not read if you have not read the whole way through. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Truth Behind the Mask by Deliamon reviews
WARNING: MAJOR HBP SPOILER! Do NOT read if you have NOT read the sixth book of the Harry Potter Series! Severus's feelings during the.... er... majoreventwhichoccursattheendofthesixthbook. THIS IS NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Life, Love and Severus Snape by LittleDragon reviews
Severus Snape decides to visit a psychiatrist and unloads his opinions on everything on the poor man. ONGOING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S.
What Must Be Done by Aurora West reviews
Oneshot. HBP spoilers. Dumbledore and Snape argue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
He Couldn't by fanfiction fanatic reviews
Major HBP Spoilers...This is what Severus was thinking near the end of the book when he betrayed those he cared about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S.
To His Knees by Kicking Poe reviews
Snape and Dumbledore's final conversation. [HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Perfect Insanity by twitchy-tennisplayer reviews
Severus Snape after the 6th book. Major HalfBlood Prince spoiler, don't read if you haven't read the book all the way through. I mean really, who cares about the first few paragraphs!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S.
Missives by tag0 reviews
SPOILERS FOR HBP. After the events of The HalfBlood Prince, McGonagall and Snape receive letters... 2part story, Complete. [Letters Series 1]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Back at Spinner's End by Chibi Animagus reviews
PostHalfBlood Prince. SPOILER WARNING. Oneshot: thoughts of the beloved greasy git, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Trust by Aurora West reviews
Oneshot. HBP. Snape's thoughts in the minutes following his final actions in Book 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Survival by wytchkat reviews
Set Imediately after book six. Snape and Draco scene. Right now one shot. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A conversation by griffinatic reviews
WARNING! Spoilers for Half Blood Prince! Read the book first! This is a something that I think and hope happened during the flow of the book. It's between Dumbledore and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Reasons, Trust, and Belief by purplepaper reviews
Whats easy and whats right? What would you do if everything points one way, but you wish if it didn't. HBP SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Koraleigh Snape and the Secret by Moghedien17 reviews
Post HBP. SPOILERS! Koraleigh and her family deal with the aftermath of book 6. Don't want to reveal too much for those who have not read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S.
The Pocket Memos of Severus Snape by infiniteviking reviews
Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Dear Snape by OneShotSal reviews
Someone is playing a prank on Professor Snape by sending him love letters from a Secret Admirer. And when Snape finds out who's behind it, how will he repay them in the most evil way possible? Takes place sometime during GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Traitors by Living in a fantasy reviews
What if Harry had witnessed an event between Snape and Draco, an event that could change opinions, and even save lives? But what if what he was hearing and seeing seemed so impossible, that he couldn't believe it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Ode to Book Six by infiniteviking reviews
Written one day before the rabidly anticipated release of The HalfBlood Prince: a poem in the style of T.S. Eliot's Macavity. Some theories, but NO SPOILERS: I haven't read the book. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Green by infiniteviking reviews
He never thought he'd end up here... but that's okay, because he's not exactly here after all. Teenage angst in six strange drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005
Harry Potter and the Cocaine Llama by Eve Of Fire reviews
It's a comedy with a plot and it's not a slash. Just a fun little story I hope you enjoy! It's about Harry's 6th year. There's a ferret on cocaine, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Vive la Difference by infiniteviking reviews
Harmless one-shot set in the summer after COS. Did you ever wonder why Hogwarts looked so different during third year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
Levels of Stupidity by duj reviews
One-shot. A Snape-eye view of Harry's Sorting and first Potions lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Emmilen by Moghedien17 reviews
Snape discovers that not only does he have a niece, he also has to take care of her! What is Snape going to do with little Emmilen? And more importantly, can she break through his barriers? Thanks so much for RandiWeasley and redrosey for taking over thi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Severus S.
The Replacements by Kicking Poe reviews
Snape wears a dress. Trelawney becomes a Death Eater. Confused? Well, so are they. A botched spell leaves each in the other's body...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S.
The Mark Of Death by Marauder no. Five reviews
the mark of death - the title is the summery. one shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Not So Reminiscent Reminiscence by Herculeha reviews
Ron's collected outer-shell falls as he confronts his sister about her near-death experience. One-shot, brother sister bond fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Shades of Gray by LittleDragon reviews
Severus Snape was "seduced" by the powers of evil at the tender age of ten. He grew up as a loner in the Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Half dark, half light, he struggles to find his true self. ONGOING! Rating is for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Severus S.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Angel reviews
Ever wondered what Snape's side of the story is? Follow Snape in this all new HP adventure. Why does the DADA Prof. annoy him? Why does he have nightmares? Where does Harry come in to this? A comedy,drama,romance,adventure,mystery! Well Written!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Severus S.
The Plight of the HalfBlood Prince reviews
HHP SPOILER! What was Snape thinking when he commited that terrible deed in HHP? Find out by reading this story. Follow Snape's journey from commiting the crime, to becoming an outcast. Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Severus S.
A Voldermort Christmas Carol reviews
A story of Voldermort, as he is haunted by three ghosts... and amusing version of A Christmas Carol. It actually ties in quite nicely with christmas in book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Voldemort
Slytherin's Outcast reviews
A story of a girl who was put in Slytherin but nobody notices.... an alternative fic coming soon! See the totally cool preview now, so you get prepared
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2004