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Joined 05-11-04, id: 587984
HI PEOPLES!!!!!
O.K.
I have blonde hair and dark green eyes, and don't you dare care me a dumb blonde because I'm a straight A student and proud of it.
I'm not telling you where I live any farther than the USA.
Nor am I telling you my age cuz I just don't feel like it.
I used to be VBall_Luvr but my friend found out my password and was using that information to blackmail me :'( soooo I changed it(MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA) I will mostly be an Artemis Fowl fanfiction writer.
my interests are:
reading
volleyball(duh)
internet
drawing
fanfiction(again duh)
pigs
and I could continue but I really don't want this to be one of those really annoying super long bio's.
my buddy's pen name is McCallM.Daneils.
you should read her FF's if you like Harry Potter me I'm an Artemis Fowl girl.

and now to quote my blackmailing friend's cousin:
"don't blame me doughnuts make the world go round."

and below are my stories of DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! which i suggest you read or my pig army might get angry.

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A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy by Nota Lone reviews
The Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
Fairies and Wizards Don't Mix by LunaDea reviews
Two magical guests show up at Fowl Manor, and it's up to Artemis, Holly, and Foaly to send them home. Naturally, nothing is as simple as it seems. So how does it all turn out?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Mastermind by toranspitfire reviews
This story will not be completed, as I'm focussing my energy on writing a new Artemis Fowl story. If you enjoyed 'The Mastermind', please read my new fic 'Somewhere In Between'.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Genius Next Door by coolcube reviews
Diana has just moved to Ireland and thinks it is just about the most boring place on Earth. That is, until she hears a call for help and goes to investigate, in Fowl Manor. Perhaps not at the perfect time ... Takes place instead of the 1st book. PLEEZE RR
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Second Prodigy by Illy-ness reviews
We all know Artemis Fowl is a child prodigy. But what happens if he encounters a fellow genius in his new boarding school who would soon discover the existence of the faeries...and this prodigy happens to be a girl?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2004
The Artemis Fowl Fan Fic Academy by Spectra16 reviews
Crazy . . . All the Artemis Fowl fan fic writer's go to one school. Everyone is reminded of their past! Ms. Anonymity is confronted. Flamers welcome to read and see what you've been mistaking yourself for.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Complete