Thought I’d give this FanFiction thing another shot, after abandoning my first account... Plus, more time to write, now that it’s summer

[I’m not here for a long time – I’m here for a good time]

Name: Call me Rocket

Gender: Chick

Xbox Gamertag: PM me if you really wanna know

Age: Old enough to know, young enough to not care

Location: Let’s just say, the US of A, and leave it at that

Religion: Who gives a fuck these days anyways? Yay, the Rapture. 2012. Doomsday

Current Stories:

Total Drama: Ever After - Once upon a time, somewhere in Ontario, 22 teens competed for $100,000 and a shot at fame. Some were princes and heroes, others witches and wolves; but in the end, there was one winner. Now, 16 new teens return back to Wawanakwa for their chance at the prize. But how far will they go for $1,000,000 and their happily ever after? Final cast list up! Check to see if your character made it in or not!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Wanna hear a joke? Two blondes walk into a college. Ha! Get it? Blondes in a college?)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Your point?)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Hell is where all the fun people go)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (Only on Tuesdays)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Hooray for acting like 2 year olds)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Even though most Southerners aren’t even white?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (Ex-cheerleader, ex-whore?)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (So I’ve been told)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Whore, whore, and slut. Is fate trying to tell me something?)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Ew, why are you talking to me?)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Absolutely. Wanna cut yourself with me in the corner?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (That's how I afford all my knives. Duh)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (It’s called being younger than 16)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (It’s called cram studying 5 minutes before the bell rings)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (This might be possibly true
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Again, this might be possibly true)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Romeo, Romeo, I bat for the other team, Romeo)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Of course)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I’m a chick…)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I apologize for not worshipping Abercrombie and Hollister)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (No, but gay guys have amazing fashion sense. Just saying)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Again, it’s called being younger than 16)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (Your point?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (And you wonder why there are so few female gamers out there, with that kind of attitude?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (It’s called not wanting to starve. You should try it)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Tell that to the last guy I dumped. It’ll make him feel better)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Too tired to think of another funny comeback. Just use your imagination)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Damn straight, sista)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (You know it)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (That explains why I shun myself)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (That is true)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Regardless)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (This thing contradicts itself a lot)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (This one confused me)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Yep. Better watch your wallet)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (That might be true)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (You act like that’s a problem)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (See above^)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Only while stealing things)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (Say that to my face)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Not obese, maybe loud-mouthed, and aren’t we all arrogant?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Where’d I put that knife…)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Duh)