SneekyKelepirhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Cars, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Princess and the Frog. 1/22/2016 I'm not dead but I was a ghost for a while. Finished college and have really felt out of my element studying and working as a structural engineer. At the encouragement of my husband and brother-in-law, I made my newyears resolution to be to start writing and drawing again. I hope I'm not too rusty, I reread my old work and the last story I posted (Peace) I can really see my depression affecting my work and how bad it was, and I didn't want 'The Arrow' series being my magnum opus on here. I want to keep writing and creating and each work getting better and better. I hope practicing on here will inspire me to create my own story and series and get it published. Quotes "Music can soothe the savage beast, but a brick to the head can do it faster." "There is a fine line between geinus and insanity, guess what... I just erased it." "If a kid leans back in his chair where it is on two legs and he falls, either he'll learn from his mistakes or the floor will knock some sense into him." Farnsworth: Good lord! According to the spetrolyzer, Spragel's secret ingredient was... water! Ordinary water! Fry: Ah, to the real gift Spragel gave you was confidence. The confidence to by your best. Farnsworth: Yes ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD Current Status "Skinwalkers" Chapter 6 in progress... "Habillation" IIt's staring me in the face, I know, I know the story and ending, ... just don't feel like working on it. "This is our turf" The second movie killed it for me, not continuing. "Two Fingers" I know the plot and ending, not a high priority. |
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Accidental Intimacy by springandbysummerfall reviews
In a universe where Earth is an intergalactic trading partner, there is one apathetic soldier stationed on Earth whose scouter rings on a private line...and a woman's voice moans with pleasure. The story of how two strangers get more than they bargained for. Raunchy themes, sometimes rom, sometimes com, all the time foul. A less than noble get together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,324 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 8/4/2016 - [Bulma, Vegeta]
A Blessing and A Curse by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 post animated movie. A freshly minted Decepticon learns that a whole lot can change while you're stuck in stasis and maybe stasis was the better option.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 271,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 1/11/2008
No Moment of Charm Born on Bare Soil by Pseudoavatar reviews
An innocent Valentine's Day Potions assignment leads to a string of events which nobody could have predicted. Months later, the familiar safety of the Potions classroom is long gone, and everyone must choose where their loyalties lie. Even those most intent not to. S/L, eventually AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 237,659 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Brawl's Fault by naboru narluin reviews
Everything, as always, just gets worse / Blast Off, Onslaught, Brawl, Swindle, Vortex / G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Blast Off, Brawl, Onslaught - Complete
Presents by Melora Maxwell reviews
Rumble and Frenzy have been warned far too often that there are some things you just don't tell Ratbat about. Soundwave's getting ready to add 'Christmas' to that list...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,215 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Weatherbeaten by naboru narluin reviews
On a dying planet, Onslaught didn't think the way back into space would be that harsh. / gen, action, comedy / Onslaught, Swindle, Brawl, Vortex, Blast Off
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Blast Off, Brawl, Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
With a Rapid Dip of Wing by akisawana reviews
Two hundred sentences for the Aerialbots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Superion
64 Insights by Usemychopsticks reviews
Sixty-four glimpses into the lives of the Combaticons ranging from happy and silly to serious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by naboru narluin reviews
Vortex, Blast Off and Brawl are on a mission to get an alien energy source from an abandoned space station. Post season three. Suspense, action, mystery/horror, possible disturbing images
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Vortex, Blast Off - Complete
Dance With Me by Rockinmuffin reviews
Spare one moment, take a chance; get off your aft and dance. Blitzwing x Blackarachnia. Because the world needs more angry, violent couples. Really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Fair Game by Onyx17 reviews
A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Arcee, Vortex - Complete
Swindle the Giant Alien Robot Piñata by ultharkitty reviews
G1, Dysfunction AU. Fireflight catches Swindle in the Autobot energon field rations store, and Swindle tries to convince Fireflight to help him sub-let parts of Combaticon HQ to some seriously dodgy humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Swindle, Fireflight - Complete
Prankster by Frankenfrau reviews
Professor Crane was always known as a serious man among the students of Gotham U. He was after all, among the best and brightest of his colleagues. Now, what is that thing pressed against the window and WHY does it have Professor Crane’s skin?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Samhainophobia by Urotnik reviews
The Scarecrow finds refuge in a small community near Gotham. Having been forcefully reminded of his home town, he plans on giving everyone a Halloween they'll never forget... But as he observes the residents, he himself becomes influenced by the town.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,907 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Fun With Ouijas by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker shows up in Crane’s hideout on Halloween. Why? Because the clown’s picked up a Ouija board and he’s dying to try it out. Are any of Gotham's lost souls willing to speak?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Lost Shaker Assault by Scottwave reviews
Rumble and Frenzy try to decipher a Jimmy Buffett song. They do as well as anybody else could, in my opinion...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Buzzsaw, Rumble - Complete
Stand Together by CasusFere reviews
Set pre-series. Swindle gets transferred to a new unit. One-shot Combaticon get-together fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Swindle, Onslaught
Orphans by kepulver reviews
G1 -- Slightly AU. First Aid tries to help the survivors of the Combaticon team adjust to life without their gestalt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2009 - First Aid
Raven's Quarry by Oreobot reviews
Just when Hound thinks he has enough Decepticon trouble on his hands, another adversary, a type of which he has never encountered before, joins the fray. Set in the G1 universe. Characters in this story: Hound, Onslaught, Blast Off, Swindle, Brawl and Vortex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hound - Complete
First Person Plural by Starath reviews
TFA Blitzwing speaks his mind. Or rather, all three of them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Thundercrackers Pet by Gafthat reviews
Thundercracker decides he wants a human pet. It doesnt turn out well. Just a little piece of crack XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Voyeurs, or What Goes Around, Comes Around by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skywarp, after a prank gone terribly awry, is forced to stay behind, alone, to watch the monitors. He thought it didn't get any worse - and he was wrong... So, so wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skywarp, Laserbeak - Complete
Size does matter by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
When Spying Goes Wrong by eeyop1428 reviews
G1: Soundwave is sent on a mission to Cybertron to take back the energon cubes from the Autobot femmes and then return. But things don't go the way he planned...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
To Earn The Respect Of A Decepticon by AutobotV reviews
This is the tale of how Soundwave, a tortured soul who wants the respect he deserves, joins the Decepticons and how he met the one Transformer who he would follow blindly. Part of my miniseries 'Origins of the Transformers' Rated for violence!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Come Around by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 It's fine to let your conscience be your guide, so long as Megatron isn't that conscience. A little study in Stockholm and Lima Syndromes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,663 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Shadow Bound by Pleading Eyes reviews
Malon often felt like Link's shadow, bound to him, following at his heels, only to have him never notice her. Until the fateful night she encountered Link's true shadow, and discovered its nature to be far more sinister.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,744 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Malon, Dark Link - Complete
All Hallows Eve: Casseticon Style by Spin-Firestorm reviews
Set in the early years that the TFs are on Earth (season 1/2), the tapes discover a human holiday they like ;-)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2003
Fastest On the Block by Asphalt-Cowgirl04 reviews
The story of Snot Rod's past. From the time he went from being the illest little car in Drag City to the fastest drag racer in his neighborhood.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
The Shadow of a Rose by LadySaw2518 reviews
UPDATED! Zelda and Link are engaged, Ganondorf decides it's the right time to strike so from the Dark Realm, he brings back a favorite creation of his to help him get out. But what if this creation encounters a certain griefstricken redhead...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,821 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005
Dark Shadows by God of Static reviews
Phantom Ganon and Dark Link, two shadows created for a similar purpose. Separately they were defeated, but what will happen when they decide to work together?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Dark Link, Malon
The Adamant Key by Trivnar Silversword reviews
This story is set in the past of the Pokémon world, so it is a bit different from what you might be used to. A trader girl named Rowan meets up with a strange talking blaziken who has a dark secret... Will they be able to survive the trials fate has in st
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,507 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
In the Very Haunts of Men by PikaCheeka reviews
Jonathan Crane runs into the Scarecrow many years after he last saw him as a teenager, and is persuaded into his life of crime through a series of taunts and memories. Early Comicverse [not movierelated based on SC:Year 1] T for mild language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2005
Broken Glass Kiss by Santanico reviews
The Scarecrow's thoughts on Valentine's Day. Mills and Boon, it's not.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
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Skinwalkers reviews
(Takes after B.O.T.) The Combaticons are having difficulty adjusting as a newly formed gestalt. An unforeseen force has now transformed them into humans. Will they be able to work as a team and get their bodies back, or will they kill each other in the process?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Blast Off, Brawl, Onslaught, Vortex
Peace reviews
As the nights grow shorter and colder, Blackarachnia sinks into depression. Will some holiday cheer snap her out or will it make things worse?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Habilitation reviews
Inspired by 'The Touch' on youtube and robot chicken. Soundwave awakes in the future where cassettes are no longer used.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Soundwave, Rumble
Two Feathers reviews
Dr. Facilier may be gone, but his magic is still around. Just waiting for someone to come along and obtain it. However that someone maybe an unforunte, poor cajun looking to change his luck.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010
Magniesium reviews
TF:A After an unfortunate event where Blitzwing destroys Scrapper and Mixmaster's supply of motoroil, the two constructicons send the triple changer on an errand. Bad idea. Random isn't the only one that can pull a prank.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Scrapper - Complete
The Arrow 2 Blitzwing's Revenge reviews
TF:A Sequel to "The Arrow" After the insanity on Valentine's Day, Blitzwing is determined to get payback on Blackarachnia. However, events take a terriable turn for him due to a certain traitor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Blackarachnia - Complete
The Arrow reviews
TF:A Blackarachnia has had the final straw of Blitzwing tormenting her. Her plan is simiple, get revenge; however her plan seems to backfire. Sequel is up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
This is Our Turf reviews
A new gang of tuners roll into Radiator Springs and the DRH ain't happy about. Will they start a gangs war and cause choas in the town?
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006