theprettiestkungfuknight
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Joined 05-08-04, id: 586124
Hey, we're not one person, we're three! This is a co-account created by Carrie, Shae, and Bonnie. Bonnie and Shae are sisters, and Carrie is the surrogate sister who we've known since we were born. Yay!

We came up with our username from each of our respective usernames. Here they are:

theprettiestwhitelady: Bonnie. I'm 12, and in the 6th grade. I have a guinea pig, and he's really fat. Eowyn is my homie. Miranda Otto is my idol. I love art and drawing, and I also like to give my sister black eyes (accidentally, OF COURSE), while she's dozing away in a peaceful REM-cycle. I am very sarcastic, and am known as the Comeback Queen around Carrie and Shae. I like to act and have been in 2 musicals. Hayden Christensen is HOT.
PS- I have lots of raging hormones, and am an eternal PMSer.

Quote: "Eye for an eye the whole world goes blind, Shae, WHERE are your VALUES?!?!" "For the Love of All That Is Holy, do NOT wear Speedos!"

kungfuchick: I'm Carrie. I'm 13, and am in the 8th grade. I have the intelligence of a kindergartener, and the dirty mind of a horny 21 year old boy. I suffer from procrastination-itis. Johnny Depp is SEXY! I am known by Shae and Bonnie as Anamaria, because she kicks major ass. I play soccer and basketball, and I love Zoe Saldana because she is a Kick-Ass Person.

Quote:"Crap on a stick." "You're SO white" "Cock... a doodle doo!" "WHORE!"

VioletEyedKnight: Hullo. My name is Shae. I'm 15, a freshman in high school, and the most mature. Therefore, I get the biggest bio. Carrie is an IDIOT. Yes, my major fandom is LotR in the most badly obsessive way you can get. I do love pirates, though, and have thought I was one since I was 2, so it all makes since that I am referred to as Jack Sparrow, even though I'm female. I'm an actress (it is my one pride and joy, and I'm a techie too.), and enjoy imitating movie stars and characters. Certain kick-ass ones I can do: Gollum, Sam or Sean Astin, Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth or Keira Knightley, John Rhys-Davies or Gimli, Merry or Dom Monaghan, Billy Boyd or Pippin. I absolutely idolize Cate Blanchett to itty-bitty pieces. All LotR guy are SEXY! The livejournal above is mine, and I'm addicted.

Quote: "Do you have partrige? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!" "'Ma, alligator got in the house again!' 'That a gator? Give me that shovel!'" "If you do that one more time, I'll chop your legs off in your sleep, then set your house on fire and watch as you crawl on your bleeding stumps through the flames."

Please feel free to read and review. And Flame, because Shae loves reading them. She is a cold, emotionless female being. In the words of her dear friend Rhiannon, "Flame all you wish, because flames will only be used to CHARBROIL the next Mary Sue I read."

And, for the love of Eru, do not tYpE lIkE tHiS oR oRcS wIlL eAt YoUr SOuL.

Hot Child by Lazuli1 reviews
A mercilessly hot day on the island inspires Shannon Rutherford to “take a day off”. Swims, laziness, and hanging around the men of the island seem like a perfect way to pass the time. More importantly, she wants to know why Sayid has been avoiding her...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Shannon, Sayid
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