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Joined 11-17-12, id: 4367337, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

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The Difference of Friends and Best Friends...

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

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20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY! by ABC Cullen reviews
Draco,Harry,Ron,Ginny and Hermione are in their final year at Hogwarts and the boys trick hermione into pranking snape.But what happens when it brings snape and hermione closer together, will romance follow. Don't like, don't read. All OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,691 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Moments of Engagement by Velleity Incarnate reviews
Marraige law. Sakura/Kakashi/Naruto/Sai. When the law comes into affect, the male members of team seven don't want to be separated from their favorite kunoichi. But how will they deal with sharing her? And how will she deal with having three males to play referee for? My first time writing a Sakura-based fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,987 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sai
Love Bites by TakumaAngel reviews
Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 264,824 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Alijandra reviews
"Every Pureblood needs a Muggleborn whore." Hermione uttered, her stomach turning on account of her own false words. "Yes." Draco breathed, silver eyes flashing to her flushed pink pout. "I bet this is what my ancestors felt like…. rolling in the mud." Draco/Hermione, Snape/ Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Draco M.
Sakura's Boarding School Cliché by neptunian-burial reviews
Just another cliché. Or is it? Can a girl make it to hell and back in two years? She won't have a snowflake's chance of surviving. Heaven in hell? Oh hell, yes! :Modern AU.Harem.: Keep the reviews a-flowin! Kick-starting this fanfic again in no time! I feel so bad about leaving you guys hanging! I feel I needed a break to get my creative juices flowin'. -7.30.14-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Obito U.]
Hide and Seek by akiakita24 reviews
A game of Hide and Seek turns into a heated battle for dominance and confessions. ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
The Green Pen by uea ikibishi reviews
Sakura Haruno is a A student at leaf, but what will happen when she is suddenly forced into The Dawn Institute, because of a missing credit needed to graduate with a perfect 5.0. "Oh inner, my life is ruined. over one flipping credit." Sakuxmulit
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cure for insanity by Gakaigal reviews
She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I've Got birds In My Ears & A Devil On My Shoulder by sakuraharunos reviews
The summer of '09 is over in Konoha signaling the time for high school. The land of stereotypes, crazy parties and.. PINK FUZZY HAND CUFFS? M for Language, Violence, and Themes. Old Name: Konoha High
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Wanting the Weasley Brothers by Aviva Aria reviews
Hermione Granger seventeen years old smart witty beautiful modest everything a teenage girl wants to be. Why does she feel so empty maybe she hasnt realized theres more than just books and knowledge. Five brothers do and they want to help. HGWeasley boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
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Just like a first year all over again! reviews
George missed Fred alot, what will happened if this girl came in his life and turned back the time? Suck at summary. FWXOCXGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - George W., OC, Fred W.
From the sky I fell
Summary: Autumn live her perfect life. Suddenly she finds herself standing outside of high school! What uniforms? What things will change her? What will nine boys in a gang want do to her? What will she face? Will Autumn bear all the weights on her shoulder? A job at tattoo parlor? High school fanfic with ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki