Now about me:

Name: Just call me Sparky

Gender: female

Hair color: brown

Eye color: hazel

Height: 5'3"

Age: 100% Legal

My Quotes

"Oh, we have to go back. I forgot my handkerchief!"-Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)

"I'm a Baggins of Bag End!"-Bilbo Baggins(The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey)

"This is starting to feel like work, man"-Hyde, "Can't You Hear Me Knockin"(That 70's Show)

"The floor's all yours...Mr. Nude"-Red Forman "Bring it On Home"(That 70's Show)

"Yub, yub commander"-Wes Janson (Star Wars: X-wings series)

"Actually sir, now I just go with it" Harry(Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)

"Take Mr. Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there." Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)

"I've always wanted to use that spell." Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"Boom?"

"Boom. Take Mr. Finnegan with you. He's always shown an aptidude for that."

-Neville Longbottom and Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"HEY! You-Know-Who's army!"-Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"How do I look?"-Hermione Granger Polyjuiced as Bellatrix LeStrange (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

"Good morning? You're Bellatrix LeStrange, not some school girl!"- Ron Weasley (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2)

From my life

"Hey Smokey Joe" my oldest older sister to my brother...after he got caught smoking(what else is new?)

"What's the next street we turn onto?"

"I can't pronounce it!"

"Well then SPELL IT!" -Me and my mom picking my dad up from the airport(and why we would never survive The Amazing Race)

"You wouldn't be able to and because of that, you'd be screwed."-my brother about being the only one good with locks in the family (when I asked him what would happen if he ever decided to move)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Why do bankrupcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Why do doctors call what they do a "practice"?

If at first you don't succed, destroy all evidence you tried in the first place.

Make orange juice out of lemons and sit back and let everyone wonder how you did it.

If life hands you lemons, throw them back.

God made man. Then he said "I can do better" and made woman.

Friends will visit you in jail, good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be right there next to you saying. "Damn, we screwed up, let's do it again!"

If the opposite of progress is "congress" shouldn't we be a little concerned about the US government?

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... dang.)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

6 September 2013: I am also on AO3 as R2_D2106 where you can also find my Avalon series. I am in the process of writing more, however I accepted a Beta offer from DancingChestnut. Real life is also preventing me from sitting still long enough to get a coherent thought, but I will write when I have both the time and inspiration.

DISCLAIMER: In regards to my fanfics..., I like to jerk them around to amuse myself and my readers. It's not my fault if they're scared for life in the process. Besides, I can barely afford community college tuition, let alone a single hair on their heads, although...hmmm now that's an idea

Respectfully,

R2-D2106