Hi! I'm back! Just Wanted To Tell You Guys I'll Try To Update (If You Actually Care) Soon* (to be read as IN A COUPLE YEARS I'M SORRY, SO SO SORRY) But I've Kinda Hit A Wall. THE Wall, if you know what I mean. So... Yeah. If You Want To Give Any Suggestions To My Story 'A NEW LIFE', Feel Free To PM Me. On With The Profile!

P.S. Sorry 'bout the HIATUS for 'A NEW LIFE' but it'll be going on until I say otherwise. Yeah, many apologies.

P.P.S. Yeah, officially 'A NEW LIFE' is on HIATUS. MAJOR HIATUS. I wanted to get some writing done but things keep getting in the way and gods I'm so sorry. Most likely I'll start updating/editing during November/ December. Once again I'm so sorry, and thanks for your guys patience with me :D

Fun chat area! Every couple of weeks or so I'll put a random or not so random topic and you guys can feel free to share your opinions or anything with anyone. I'm not stopping you.

This week's topic is: BLOOD OF OLYMPUS YEEHAWW

slowly lets out anguished whale noise* GODS IT'S OVER. My favourite series is over now. ;_; To be honest, I'm gonna be sad for a long time. A loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time. But everything has to end, or else nothing will ever get started (heh thanks Doc) I'm a little miffed about the ending though. Not that it's not good, it just didn't really give that much closure, you know? However, I also think that was a good thing on Riordan's part as fanfic writers have a lot more to roll with, like what happens next? Are things gonna be the same? And the last bit... *winks* I like the last bit.

Overall, I'd give it an 8 out of 10.

If you guys want to discuss it or need a complete stranger to fangirl/guy (Or even better, fanWARRIOR) over it feel free to PM me! There shall be no spoilers whatsoever 'cause I'm not that mean. But if there were any spoilers they were unintentional.

Speaking of spoilers, (I promise to keep this short 'cause I know some of you are just dying to see the rest of the profile), a reminder to all who have read it (ALL OF IT): If you are going to post anything to do with spoilers, tag it or label it before you do. This applies to any website. Many people don't appreciate it (myself included) when spoilers aren't tagged. When I say 'it' I mean spoilers for ANYTHING. Just please don't be that guy.

Now, finally, on with the profile! Woohoo!

'silence' ... You don't really care, do you? 'sigh'

Favorite soda: Root Beer

Favorite books/ tv series/ anime/ movies: Percy Jackson & The Olympians, The Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, Naruto, The Enemy, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Iron Man, Coraline, Snowpiercer etc.

Favorite weapon(s):Hunting Knives, swords... Me like pointy things. :3

Likes: Books, backpacks, hoodies (here in the little red dot, there is pretty much no chance to wear them!),books, music ( none of that Nicki Minaj stuff, please! haha not anymore bring me her songs), and books. Don't forget the books!

Dislikes: Snobby, egotistical, whiny, bichy people. Barbie, war, love, studying (actually, it's a good way to pass the time and I can learn stuff... but it still gets annoying), teachers (not all, only the ones who think they can dictate students), homework and anything else to do with people who want to be friends only because they want money, fame, popularity and all that. Plus bullies. Or people who think they can get away with being a douche to someone.

And Now Presenting To You, The Most Foolish Person Alive:

Hey, what's up mah bros? The name's Hermes Right Hand Dude... well, you obviously already know that... DARN IT!!!! I can't write a profile to save my life. This is just sad... I'm currently a student who is restricted from pulling off the most awesome pranks by stupid responsibility (coughandlackof ingenuitycough). DAMN YOU MR- wait. I now know why they gave me responsibility... They're trying to prevent my awesomeness *to be read: bad influence/ stupidity, take your pick* from affecting other people!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!

As you can all see I'm completely random and I have the attention span of a- ooh! Pretty butterfly! * goes to chase butterfly* * comes back disappointed* Pwetty butterfly didn't like me... * random cat stares and hisses* KITTY!!! coughcoughcough Where was I ? Oh yeah. I'm pretty unstable when it comes to emotions. One minute, no one second, I'm happy then the next I become depressed. Maybe that's why some teachers don't like me... But I'm not usually like that. Just thought you should know.

Stories

A New Life

-Aegis just wants to be normal, but fate doesn't want her to be. (Multi-chapter story with humor at inappropriate timings well 'cuz it's supposed to be hurt/comfort... Did I add that? I should...) On MAJOR hiatus for the time being.

Ironic Reconciliation

-John and Sherlock 'meet' at the graveyard. But it's not exactly a happy 'reunion'... (Rated T for angst and the feels... some. Post-reichenbach fall, simply because I joined the fandom late and pretty much every sherlockian has a 'post-fall' fic.)

Coming soon to a fanfiction site near you

Multiple-chapter stories

Singlish Demigods

- 3 friends are studying together at the same school when one day, the school assigns a field trip for their class. Satyr gets them to camp and it turns out that Mr D is missing... (Probably going to be told in all the characters POVs.Probably rated T with Adventure and another genre. Writing with chibi-monster13 and xxsyastachexx. Check them out please and follow!

Responsibilites

- Nick never did like having the fate of the world in her hands, but she can't stop what's happening to her...

One-shots

Dinosaurs are usually violent, right?

- A new guardian is chosen, he... is... the... TICKLE-A-SAURUS! xD (Basically, it's crack. Kind of. Full summary when the fic is posted.)

Random stories here and there- maybe some one-shots? Most likely to be random and hilarious * cat whispering in background ' she's lying'* SHUT UP CAT, I FEED YOU!!!!!

MORE STORIES COMING SOON

And now on a more serious note:

I'm about to show you one of the most inspirational thing I've ever read. All credits of this beautiful speech goes to Nic-n'-Nyx, though mostly to Nyx;

A word from Nyx to all other young fiction authors out there. Copy and paste if you wish. It just needs to be said, and needs to be heard;

You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate, (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door*. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story worthwhile.

What's yours?

Food. Food is good. Continue.

Now let's answer some questions! I have allowed myself to be interviewed... by myself. No, I do not suffer from multiple-personalities syndrome. I just have many voices in my head. :) ... That was insensitive of me, wasn't it?

1. What do you think of Twilight?

Ans: Well, don't get me started... Wait, do you mean the movies or the books?

Does it matter?

-_-...Probably not. I haven't read the books but the movies... They just make me want to hug my neck... with a rope. (No offense to fans of the franchise.)

2. Do you like reading?

Ans: Hmmm... if I didn't like reading, I would be on youtube right now watching Pewdiepie... Hey, that's not bad either...

3. Are you always this sarcastic?

Ans: Do you really want me to answer that?

... -_- No, not really.

Good.

4. What's your darkest secret?

Ans: I can't say.

Why not? It'll make the readers 'closer' to you.

No.

I'll make you Root beer float if you do.

... Fine. But I'm only telling you.

But that defeats the whole purpose!!

You promised me a Root beer float now make it!

Why do I try? -_-

5. If you could be best friends with a fictional character, who would it be?

Ans: Maybe Leo Valdez (from PJO) or Jack Frost (from ROTG). They both seem awesome. Or maybe even The Doctor! Heh, maybe even Deadpool. He's a nice guy, really. He's just a little misunderstood... kinda.

6. What element would you choose, Fire or Water?

Ans: Tough one... can't I just choose both?

No.

Why not?

Because I said so.

Someone is obviously having a bad day...

What was that?

Nothing. *sighs* I would choose fire. Why? So I could burn the heart out of you.

What?

Just Kidding. Don't need to kill me. Did you know where I got that line from?

Yes.

Don't I get an award or something?

Quoting a line from a television show does not earn you the rights to an award.

I KNEW IT! You are having a bad day!

Shut up!

Okay, I think that's all folks! Just do me one favor: Check out mah bros' account. The names are CrazyLlamas(previously chibi-monster13 i think that's how it's spelled)and xxsyastachexx. You can favorite them, follow them or simply read and review to their stories. Just don't let them know I'm helping them. ;) Also... could y'all do the same for me? Pwetty Pwease? I'll give you cookies. *takes out cookies and throws them everywhere* MAKE IT RAIN UP IN HERE!!!

Thanks folks, and remember: Unleash your imagination here. No one can tell you if your story sucks or not. It's only up for you to decide... or your pet.

HERMES RIGHT HAND DUDE OUT!

'munches own cookie happily'