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Differences between real friends and fake friends:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.


FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”


FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.


FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!


FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't give you money, but expect you to give THEM money.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no money.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will say FanFiction.net is stupid
REAL FRIENDS: Like FanFiction.net so much, they have an account and they copy and paste ALL of your copy and paste it's

FAKE FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, tell you haul a cab home.
REAL FRIENDS: Will, when they see you drunk, drive you home themselves.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say "Hey, how's it going"
REAL FRIENDS: Will come up to you and say " No time explain, take this bloody knife." then run away.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

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A Twist in Time by Pbam1236 reviews
A certain authoress gets sucked into the Phantom of the Opera timeline. Will she be able to change the story to avoid heartbreak for Erik? What about for herself?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 71,724 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Erik, OC
Arsonist's Lullabye by Emilia Atwood reviews
When sparks fly between two people, the flames that come forth are set to consume the ones who started it. Before Christine Daaé, Erik found a kindred soul in the most unexpected of people ― an enigmatic wordsmith whose own fire burned as brightly as his own, a girl who not only uncovered the man behind the Phantom's elusive visage but also the tragedy behind the mask. [SLOW BURN]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/4/2017 - [Erik, OC] Christine
To Repair A Broken Spirit by dustqueen537 reviews
A seemingly normal SHEILD agent is attacked by unknown forces and seeks solace in Stark Tower. However, she is not all that she seems, and some new visitors from other worlds will prove it. A Loki redemption/romance story. Loki becomes part of the Avengers. Action/Romance/Friendship. Language, violent scenes/imagery, sexual innuendo, mild sexual imagery
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
One Bad Picture In an Unflattering Dress by setepenre-set reviews
The only thing more exasperating for Roxanne than the ridiculous rumor that she's pregnant is the fact that everyone is arguing over whether her nonexistent baby's father is Metro Man or Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/5/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man - Complete
Lipstick by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne slips away from the mayor's birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city's supervillain wants the same thing as the city's nosiest reporter...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,811 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.]
Old, New, Borrowed, and Blue by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne desperately needs a date to her step-sister's wedding. Since her fake boyfriend has decided to ditch her, she ends up seeking Megamind's help. (pre-movie, megarox fake dating AU)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 8/26/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.]
stay (don't stray) by setepenre-set reviews
Coming home is a gradual thing.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Stupid Cupid by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind's evil plot for Valentine's Day goes a little awry.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 12/20/2017 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Always by setepenre-set reviews
A sweet and fun moment between Megamind and Roxanne. (established relationship)
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2018 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Safeguard by ladyspock7 reviews
When Megamind and Roxanne fall into the clutches of another villain, Minion reveals a hidden talent. (For the t-umblr-mind blog whose January theme is 'Protective.') A one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
protocol : bridge by setepenre-set reviews
Teenage Megamind has an important conversation with Zero, the first brainbot. (prequel to Code: Safeword) (warning for discussion of suicidal thoughts)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Megamind, Brainbots - Complete
All Ears by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne, earrings, and a very flustered Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Fantastic by Megaroxalways reviews
Roxanne finds a homemade cassette tape in the invisible car... but what use would her genius boyfriend have for a cassette tape? My first fan fiction, and it's a fun little one shot! Please review! I do not own Megamind or any songs mentioned.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Like You and Me by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne spills punch on her Starfleet costume at the KCMP Halloween office party and goes home to change into her...backup costume. (AU of Fools, can also be read as a standalone.)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Visions by madnessmuse reviews
No matter how dull, a familiar routine was still a familiar routine. And waking up without the ever-present Narrator was certainly unfamiliar and out of routine for Stanley. Clearly, there must have be a problem. short one shot, slight Stanley/Narrator
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2017
Schizophrenia by oODaniJadeOo reviews
The voices are never there to help. Only to hurt. Nicolette Connors is a patient in a mental facility. Her ailment is schizophrenia. Her only escape is her music. Specifically, the music of her beloved musical, The Phantom of the Opera. What will happen when the world becomes too much, and her hallucinations go so far as to create a whole other life for her?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 4/17/2017 - [Erik, OC] Christine, Raoul
The many thoughts of Stanley by pay-your-hecking-taxes reviews
Stanley has had all the time in the world to muse about things. The Office, this farce called a 'game', a 'story' as if it had any real purpose. Most of all, he's had time to muse about The Narrator. A series of one shots
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Stanley, Narrator
Drakon by E.V. Reads reviews
Run Away AU. Hiccup meets Toothless at the age of seven and the two instantly get along. Some years later they decide that it would be better for everyone if they just left.With them gone Berk must face the raging war that seems to be getting worse and worse as time passes.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Hiccup, Toothless
Take Me Out by setepenre-set reviews
The Metro City Wolverines are the worst team in the MLB. So Megamind, using the disguise watch to manage the stadium's illegal betting pool, is shocked when Miss Ritchi (at the stadium on a 'date' with Metro Man) wants to place a bet that the Wolverines can win against the best ranked team in the league. But then, maybe the luck is turning for all of Metro City's underdogs.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Getting through by mollymoonfan510 reviews
Isabella is depressed. Very depressed. Luckily one friend in particular is willing to lend a hand (insert "Help!" by the Beatles)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Isabella, Ferb
Knight in Silent Armor by Lilly-Belle reviews
Simply put, Ferb was always there for her. But with a premise so simple, Isabella would never understand how it grew into this... A nine-shot story for Spazzumtard's 2017 Fic Exchange.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,222 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Ferb, Isabella] Phineas - Complete
Party For Two by Spazzumtard reviews
Exchange gift fic for TGWWS. Isabella comes to Phineas and Ferb for a little help with a Valentine's Day party she's planning. But Phineas isn't really the best when it comes to romance, so she asks for a little more help from Ferb. When she reveals that the party she's planning isn't really a 'party' but a surprise date for the boy she likes...? Yeah, alright. He can do that.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2017 - [Ferb, Isabella] Phineas - Complete
Weave a Circle 'Round Him Thrice (and close your eyes) by setepenre-set reviews
Teenage Megamind and crop circles. (prequel to Code: Safeword.)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Megamind - Complete
Options by Pansychic27213 reviews
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Someone has turned him into the main character of a game with no true end. As the cycle wears on and on, Stanley struggles to keep hope alive and keep going. [Rated T for thoughts of/brief instance of suicide]
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Twisted timeline by TollenReagent reviews
Hello everyone. The story is translated from a Chinese version (also written by me).
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2017
Kiss Me (Please) by setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man tries to explain to Roxanne that her flirting with Megamind has more of an effect that she realizes. But Roxanne is certain that he has to be wrong. Megamind would have to care about her for her flirting to matter, wouldn't he?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Keep You by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attempts to court Megamind in the fashion of his home planet.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
What If? by Pyxyl reviews
A one-shot riff on the Stanley Parable - same universe, different setting. What if you were destined to die, over and over again, restarting each day until you made it through and died a natural death? Seen through the eyes of Sam, a girl who just wants to live her life.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Complete
The Trials of the Decidedly Sane by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
In which Sharp decides to befriend Elmer and Bernard disapproves entirely. Takes place shortly after "Woes of the Eternally Bored." Two or three shot. Gwen/Bernard.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Bernard, OC
In The Meantime by Invader FanGirl reviews
"Well, in the meantime, if you do happen to have-"
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2016
write your name in fire on my skin by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together: Happy Returns by setepenre-set reviews
Continuation of Safe If We Stand Close Together (the Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School AU). Roxanne's two birthday parties.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
Snippets Of A Story by Invader FanGirl reviews
This isn't a full story.. more of a collection of mere moments spent in a certain office...
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Stanley, Narrator
The Eighth Restart by maomao9 reviews
What would happen if there are more after the fifth restart in the Confusion Ending? Translated from a Chinese version written by TollenReagent.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015
I Thought Villains Weren't Supposed to Take Sick Days by TARDISlover3 reviews
Megamind isn't one to veer away from his kidnapping "sheduell", but that's just what seems to be happening when Roxanne finds that she hasn't been kidnapped for about a few weeks. What's up with that? Pre Movie, Roxamind of course.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
The stainly Parable by CreativityTheEmotion reviews
The Narrator always told the story of a man named Stanley. This time, however, he finds himself forced to tell the story of a man named stainly. It does not go well for anyone.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Screw The System! by Invader FanGirl reviews
After watching Stanley break his game so many times, The Narrator tries it for himself.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Please Press Restart by Invader FanGirl reviews
One restart switches Stanley and The Narrator's places. As they try to fix the game, Stanley learns more about the game.. and The Narrator.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Cheese Sandwich by Christianfitz reviews
Defiance, reliance, an author, a narrator, a reader, a player, a window, an escape, a closet, and a cheese sandwich. One-shot.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
On Stupid Holidays by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
In which Sharp makes Valentines plans with the best of intentions. Fluffed out. COMPANION PIECE TO WOES OF THE ETERNALLY BORED. Will not make sense otherwise. Bernard/OC.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Bernard, OC
Stanley's day off by pay-your-hecking-taxes reviews
(lame title is lame) Stanley is following The Narrator's story fully, clearly something is wrong. The Narrator decides to let Stanley do as he pleases. Stanley takes him up on the offer and the office is his to rule. Chapter 3 has had the ending changed.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Still Alive by PuppyLuv230 reviews
Stanley reflects on what he knows about the Narrator's game. This one-shot occurs during the Insane ending.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
After Effect by PuppyLuv230 reviews
What happens when the restart button stops working? One-shot based after the Explosion ending. The relationship between the characters in this story can be interpreted as a pairing or just friendship.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Let the Dream Begin by fanwriter1245 reviews
Elaina is an ensemble member at the Opera Populaire. When she gets the lead in Hannibal, the Phantom is furious and makes sure she knows the role is not hers. Furious at having to give up her dream, her attempts to confront him lead to her being kidnapped. Over time, she learns he is not all he appears to be. Rated for suggestive themes. Combined movie/musical-more musical. Erik/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,476 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Christine, Erik, OC - Complete
Stanley Parable: The Fantastic Textual Adventure by elegate1 reviews
Stanley was about to enter the right door, just as the narrator told him to do. But this time, another voice persuades him otherwise... Much humor. So One-Shot. Wow.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Stanley, Narrator, OC - Complete
Blindness by Petchricor reviews
One restart makes Stanley blind. At first it's amusing, then it just gets annoying
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Sweet FA by Indigo Code reviews
A short, random, slightly cracked story about anger management issues and stupidity. Words are spat and a table is flipped, but he just can't get Stanley out of that broom closet. Curse the brain that never was sane and pray for the heart that still beats throughout the vexing ordeal that is a "Rage Quit".
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
Trollpastas by Indigo Code reviews
Stanley and the Narrator look into the loveliness of Trollpastas. The Pasta posted is The Skeleton Parable by Sonic'sadventure33473. Due to the... ahem... colorful wording of this Pasta, I shall rate this T.
Stanley Parable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
The Untold Story of the Confusion Ending by CreativityTheEmotion reviews
We've all seen the Confusion Ending schedule and thought; "What if everything had gone according to the plan?" Here's the resulting narration, as well as notes in case anyone wants to make it into a playable experience.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Stanley, Narrator - Complete
The Narrator Parable by falexlyfelix reviews
The story of The Narrator. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, but I promise it's somewhere.
Stanley Parable - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Stanley, Narrator
When You Give a Grouch a Bear Hug by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
...And other arduous attempts at cuddling with Bernard. Series of fluffy companion drabbles to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC. Read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bernard, OC
Hyacinth Corner by Andimpink reviews
Tanya Hart owns a little flower shop in New York. One day, she meets an odd man by the name of Erik Destler. Every day he would come in and buy a bouquet of roses, but he stopped all of sudden. Tanya's interest in Erik leads her straight to him. What is in store for her as she looks for the man behind the mask? Modern. OC/Erik (Now complete!)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
The Doom of the Reluctantly Loved by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
In which Gwen is tasteless and Bernard is indifferent and oh, woe, they're getting married. Companion oneshot to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bernard - Complete
The Woes of the Infernally Wed by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Because living with Bernard is always bound to cause trouble... A most probably shorter sequel to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Promises to show more Megamind than its predecessor. Will be M for adults doing adult things in chapters to come. Discontinued because frankly, it sucks. I will try my hand at a sequel later, when I sort my ideas out.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bernard
Imperfectly Perfect by mollyjr3 reviews
Mademoiselle Laila Marseille is a 17 year old girl who has dreamed of being an actress at the Opera Populaire. She is a very graceful dancer and has a great voice but does not receive the lead roll. She is beautiful however she has an imperfection... Erik/OC This picture was taken by fromfairyland. Check out her page to see her amazing art at deviantart.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Erik - Complete
For The Simple Sake of Quiet by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Sharp is absurd and emotional, and Bernard merely wants to preserve the peace...right? Fluffy Oneshot, corresponds to Woes of Eternally Bored. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bernard - Complete
The Woes of the Eternally Bored by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Bernard has never had a lover, nor a friend, nor even an acquaintance. Yet this state of affairs may soon change when a persistent young woman enters his life and refuses to leave him alone... Set Post Movie. COMPLETE. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,641 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bernard - Complete
Borrowing Bernard by FancyFreeThinker101 reviews
Bernard has never taken a day off of work-that is, not until Gwen has need of him. Only read if you have read The Woes of the Eternally Bored. Takes place afterwards. T for adults doing adult things, but not in a terribly explicit manner. ONESHOT. Just for kicks. Please read and review!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Bernard - Complete
Kidnapee vs Kidnaper by Lawren Deer reviews
Roxanne decides on playing with Megamind s reactions. Her expectations - he would intensively blush. His response to her teasing moves - surprisingly unpredictable.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Pieces of the Puzzle by SalemAnderson reviews
Roxanne is a smart woman and a practical one too, so when she suddenly realizes that her Bernard is really Megamind in disguise, she decides to give him a chance to explain himself. How does that change the rest of their story? Long one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Daring Escape 2 by Genuine-Discord reviews
Megamind and his Supervillain girlfriend escape from Metroman yet again.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Daring Escape 1 by Genuine-Discord reviews
Megamind and Kaitlin escape from Metroman in another daring escape. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
DisExpected by Genuine-Discord reviews
Megamind and Kaitlin make out in a closet in an abandoned mansion. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Minion
Kaitlin Merando: Storms and Comforts by Genuine-Discord reviews
Megamind's girlfriend is afraid of storms. Therefore, when she has a nightmare, he comforts her th eonly way he knows how. MM/OC
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Plighted by Mollyscribbles reviews
Pre-movie. Did Megamind ever try kidnapping anyone besides Roxanne?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Meganopoly by Mollyscribbles reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is kidnapped by that dastardly villain, Megamind! She's used to it.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Rose's New Phone by bookEnd reviews
Why did Rose have a new phone in Rise of The Cybermen?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete