Percy, was surprised to know he have a sister and by his dad's order,she was to live with him. Emily was surprised to discover her dad was still alive and demanding for her to live with her brother, so she convinces her friend Annabeth to pretend to be her and live with her brother in NYC. As the two strangers meet, past are uncovered, memories are revealed, and perhaps even love?

Harry's world is flipped upside down when he is visited by a naked fairy on his fourteenth birthday. Finding out that he is a rare type of incubus known as a Choiceling is the least of his problems when he finds out just how drastically his life is about to change. How will young Harry manage an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive!

What if There was more to the Horcrux than anyone suspected, and Harry were influenced by it? Harry/Cho/Multi WARNINGS: This is a very dark Harry, he is NOT the hero in this story. He is, to put it bluntly, a sexist misogynistic arse. There will be Mind Control, sexual slavery, violence, non-consensual sex, torture and various other actions in this story.

Coeus is out on the loose, and Zeus needs someone to track him down. He sends Poseidon, much to the chagrin of Athena. Pothena (secret marriage, because that's fun). One-shot.

An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T

Shawn left Santa Barbara after someone exposed his secret to the Chief. Now that Shawn was fully settled into his new home, a family emergency brings him face to face with his old friends. However, Shawn isn't the same. He's more mature, and happier then they'd ever seen him. Once a new killer comes out, Shawn discovers just who exposed his secret, and ruined his life.

"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC NOW COMPLETED!

A new serial killer is on the loose in Santa Barbra and he's singled out everyone's favorite Psychic Detictive. The catch? He tweets his crimes in real time. T for future violence and Shawn whump. Shules.

Aphrodite gives Percy a stop watch that will pause time... Lemons, Don't like, don't read.

I'm tired of Percy & Artemis fics where Percy just goes to the Hunters stays for a few weeks and Artemis just falls for him. so I'm writing one where most of the hunters and Artemis where captured by titans and monsters where they were raped and Percy rescues them and slowly helps rehabilitate them from the trauma. Main Pairing Percy/Artemis sub plot of Percy/Harem Updates Rare

Five years after a car accident Annabeth wakes up from coma as a twenty-two-year-old woman. The first thing she sees as she comes back to the world is a pair of green eyes—her doctor's eyes. He has taken care of her since she arrived. But now that she's back she finds out that everything's changed, and suddenly she doesn't know if being alive again is good or not.

Juliet is in a car accident and ends up in a hospital. Is better than it sounds (according to me). Set sometimes in the beginning of season 6. Shules. The Chief will be in this story too, just a little later on. Rated T. Please review :-)

In all of Felicity's experience, among all of her partners, not one had ever gone down on her, even those times when she'd worked up the courage to outright ask.

Lilly Belle is the new girl at Camp Half-Blood. The sexy daughter of Hermes (looks clearly came from mother) is tired of the boring camp life and deicides to have some "fun" with the boys in camp and other adventures. OC, girlxgirl, girlxguy. Please R&R. Hope you enjoy! NOTE: This is a SMUT story, Rated R. Don't expect a major story line or anything, sorry to you story lovers.

My version of season 4.5 It will be very Shulesy, but at first it has to be Shabigail. Shawn and Juliet get assigned to go undercover at a marriage counseling retreat. Will it help them resolve their issues or just bring up new ones? COMPLETE.

Even as the gang split up and moved apart, some things just never change. Set soon after the finale.

Morgana promises Merlin she'll keep his poisoning a secret. For a price. Can Merlin pay it? Will he succumb to Morgana's seductive tactics? Will she be able to keep herself aloof? It's a sexual battle of wills with only one winner. But what about hearts? All's fair in love and war...especially in the bedroom. In the margins of S3 and beyond, what trouble could these two get into?

Exactly! This shall consist of many Psych one shots. Mostly Shules and mostly smutty. You know you love it, which is why I write it. *CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE IS UP*

A spring rain and a short walk bring Shinji to the the attention of a young woman that changes not only his destiny but the lives of all the staff of Nerv

Tris has survived Dauntless initiation, and she has moved in to Tobias' apartment. Christina is facing some issues. Contains ADULT scenes, the first one within the first 100 words of the first chapter. Tris/Four, Christina/Will and Uriah. Everything belongs to Veronica Roth.

Shawn and Lassiter make a 'friendly' wager at the shooting range.

While fighting an angel, the detonation of a powerful anti-A.T. field causes Shinji and Asuka to switch bodies. As the schemes and plots of Gendo Ikari, his subordinates, and the secret council known only as SEELE begin to unravel and the skies are torn asunder by new angel threats, Shinji and Asuka must find strength and acceptance in each other to ensure the survival of humanity.

Shawn decides to assign 'spirit animals' to his friends.

When the FBI is called in on the latest case, Shawn is determined to be involved. He doesn't know this case will involve secrets from his time away from Santa Barbara. A time he had hoped to forget. And will force him to reveal his biggest secret. Bigger than being a fake psychic. A secret, once told, that will change his life forever.

What if something different happened in 7x8 (Right Turn or Left for Dead)? What if Shawn gave up on life? What if he called Lassiter to say goodbye? What if Lassiter called Juliet? Is it too late? One-shot.

Annabeth comes up with a way to get Percy back when he makes them both late for school. Rated M for nudity. Percy POV.

It's Juliet's class reunion. What she didn't expect was that so many of her old classmates looking down at those not in a serious relationship. So who does she call to pretend to be her boyfriend? Shawn of course. Shules. One shot. Set at any time BEFORE they got together.

Some girls at Camp Half-Blood get a little... Horny, and Percy Jackson is a hot-looking hero. Soon he realizes that it was a gods doing. Warning: Smut. Lemon. Percy/Thalia, Percy/Annabeth/Thalia (Threesome), Percy/Drew, Percy/Artemis, Percy/Aphrodite, Percy/Clarisse.

The only thing Shawn had planned for the day was a marathon of Night Court and gorging out on delicious pineapple and other assorted snack food. Evidently, that wasn't meant to be, as Shawn soon found himself on the beach, tied to Gus, Juliet, and Lassiter, while the evil, evil man watched them closely...

Juliet is invited to participate in Shawn and Gus's annual Christmas tradition.

She told him that it was okay if he had to leave, and for once she wished he wouldn't have listened.

Four times Annabeth needed a hug and Percy was there to deliver. AU.

Annabeth works at a Sprint store in Orlando. She usually helps careless, young adults who drop their phones at Disney. Percy is no exception. AU.

A trip to an onsen after the Angel battle inside Mt. Asama sounds like a good idea, right? Thing is, for two pilots, that doesn't exactly include a night's sleep... -Story completed/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

After a stressful day undercover, Juliet offers Shawn a challenge that he can't help but win. Shules fluff.

"A husky voice whispered into his ear, 'You got our table, I see,' and then he found himself grinning uncontrollably." Tony and Ziva, meeting again in Paris. Post-11x02 "Past, Present, Future." One-shot. High T for implied adult themes.

After Chiron gave Katie a key to watch for him since he's going on an "emergency meeting", one thing ruined her task. And it came in the form of: Travis Stoll. TRATIE! :D

Pairing to my story The Bucket List, basic summary: Tony and Ziva just got married and have two kids, now their off on their honeymoon. It would help to read the other story though.

"'This is a work blouse,' she scolded. 'If you ruin it, you will have to buy a new one for me.'" Smut. Tiva; one-shot.

Shawn realizes that he can't live without Juliet. She's his life and he wants to make sure she knows that. He wants to make sure that Juliet feels loved and wanted. REPOST

Third Impact has come and gone, leaving a dead world behind. Only the being that once was Rei Ayanami remains... until someone shows up who gave Rei understanding of her loneliness in the first place. A minor temporal manipulation later the future is wide open again. What can an Angel do against a world that seems determined to meet its end?

This is a tag for 11x02, based on the extended promo. It's risky and totally angsty and not at all suscint — but I just couldn't help myself… Plus: I stole a line from Michael Weatherly.

Annabeth Chase specialises in recovering information and retaining people for questioning, sometimes even resulting in assassination tasks. So when her new target is Percy Jackson, she never expected to question herself about what is right and what is duty, especially concerning the fate of the boy.

Tony and Ziva are trapped in the elevator at the end of Season 9... TIVA ...

He didn't realize the pattern at first, more concerned with the bigger picture (being kidnapped). Once Spencer pointed out the similarity to every suspense movie, however, Lassiter couldn't deny he was right. When the next cliche was filled with the first punch, he hoped there would be enough left of them both to escape. Since he was with Spencer...he wasn't holding his breath.

A rewrite of "Bound to Her Will." I think this ones better When Merlin makes the mistake of following Morgana, he finds himself in a terrible situation. Completely at the mercy of Morgana. And Morgana isn't going to make life easy for him. Tossed in a dungeon, Merlin will be subjected to pain and horror as Morgana tries to bring him to the dark side. Warning:Torture, Mergana

The untold Merlin/Morgana story. This fic shows their interactions 'behind the scenes' whilst still following the canon story line. We all saw those looks, didn't we? Felt there was rather more going on than the show let us see? Here's the subplot the BBC couldn't show on Saturday tea-time TV. (Book cover by Erin 'whenthestormisthrough')

This story occurs during season 7 between episodes 13 and 14. While Shawn investigates break-ins targeting himself and his dad, he and Juliet are surprised by some shocking news that puts a wrinkle in their newly rekindled relationship. First in series "Better Than Pugs." Shules Fluff. Plot line rights reserved. I do not own characters.

Gibbs sends Tony and Ziva out to pick up a suspect, and neither are in the bests of moods... in the beginning anyway

Aphrodite is up to her old tricks again, but this time, Poseidon and Athena will be at her mercy. After a heated argument between the two, Aphrodite will do anything to get the two together, but will it work? Will the enemies turn into lovers, or will Aphrodite's antics destroy Olympus in the process? All Pothena!

Merlin and Morgana wake up handcuffed together in Cenred's dungeon. They have to put their hatred aside and work together to get out of this predicament. Will Merlin finally admit his magic? It's a thin line between love and hate. Very thin.

Alternate end to season eight. A brutally honest conversation between Tony and Ziva shatters their relationship perhaps beyond repair, and impacts everyone around them. But ultimately, this story is about love and what happens when it's lost and found. Heavy angst within, but it all comes down to Tony and Ziva's bond.

In which Arthur asks Merlin for some advice before his first night with Gwen, and finds out some things he wishes he hadn't. Rated M for blatant references.

3,000 years have passed and Poseidon and Athena are still rivals but with each spat,the more they grow closer. now a new powerful god has appeared and the two rivals must work together to find and train the young god,while falling love with each other

Poseidon is of the eldest Olympians and everyone believes they know who he is. To some he's the annoying brother, to others the cool uncle, and to others the restless god of the seas. Of course he is all these things, but how exactly does one become themselves? While talking to his son, Poseidon gives the overview of his life, trying to explain why he is who he is. Slight Pothena.

God forgive them, they have been so very good for all this time but they can no longer show restraint. The time has come to give in to temptation. A T/Z story with very adult themes. Heed the warnings in author notes.

As the title implies, Asuka has a secret... a bad one... how will shinji take it? and doe's Rei already know about it? AxS possibly AxSxR M for later chapters, WILL BE LEMON dont read if you dont like that stuff Romance/adventure/sci-fi/drama/etc. LOL

During the Son of Neptune, Percy made that sweet momma's boy call to his mother. But what if not only had Percy called Sally, but Annabeth as well? And what if Annabeth had picked up? Percabeth, one-shot. Pretty sad, unless you have a heart of stone.

The story of how Percabeth came to be. AU. Percabeth and many other pairings included. Welcome to the world of this crazy couple's journey of finding love and of course, their endless banter. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns these godlike characters.

The title says it all. Percy does pick-up lines and Annabeth gets annoyed. Four times Percy annoys Annabeth with these cheesy lines, and one time Annabeth gets Percy. Beware of corniness and fluff. Enjoy fans!

After all, who doesn't want to be loved? A Pothena fic, featuring Athena and her thoughts, and a little bit of Poseidon at the end. Athena muses about her hate for Poseidon and realises that the line between love and hate is very thin.

Chapter 26 - the story has finally reached it's stable point after Asuka's Initial Pertubation back on the Over the Rainbow.

This is going to be 12 SMUTTERIFIC filled Shules one shots based off of each month of the year. APRIL IS NOW UP!

The events of The Lightning Thief in Annabeth's eyes. If you haven't read the actual book, I don't recommend reading. This was written assuming that you've already read the actual book. Otherwise, it will make much less sense. Rated K since it's still Riordan's plot. Annabeth on the cover drawn by Princess-Hazel on deviantART.

What exactly did Prim do while Katniss was at the 74th annual Hunger Games? Prim x multiple characters. Please R&R

"How... How drunk are you?" "Drunk enough to have sex with you... Not so much that you'd feel guilty, though" "Good enough for me... That's the perfect amount!"

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

We all know of the sexual chemistry between Cato and Katniss... The heated glances etc. So here's a compilation of unrelated oneshots between the two. There will be LOTS of lemons and smut,and saucy stuff ;

Shinji used to think of himself as a throwaway human. However when he met a certain red headed German who had a personality that could curdle milk he started to discover what purpose he had for living on this planet. Slight OOC with Shinji. R&R

Five years later after the prevention of Third Impact, and Shinji and Asuka are still much the same as they've always been. Or are they? During a rare Christmas together, they may finally discover there love for each other! Merry Christmas Everyone!

A mysterious blonde haired, gray eyed girl struggles over the hill and into camp. Little does everyone know that she is Annabelle, Annabeth's long lost twin. Let the games begin.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

It's March 18 and our young lovers must resist the magical pull of fertility for three days or else their magic will be revealed. Yes, it is quite salacious. Now COMPLETE

The longer Percy and Annabeth are best friends, the more she begins to think about him… that way. Little bit of hot romance, nothing explicit for young readers.

Percy mystifies Reyna, but there is one thing she wishes she could understand.

Ziva considers what it might take to make Tony blush. **This is a very adult story. If you're under age, please skip it.**

Fem!Hawke and Isabela take a tumble on the wounded coast and end up in some old elven ruins, naughtyness follows. Setting for the ruin inspired by the bath scene on The Witcher 2, M for a bit of language and a lot of smex. M for Isabela!

How their date should have gone - although Annabeth knew it was subject to change. No reality was perfect. Dreams didn't really come true. Percy/Annabeth, during BOTL. Submission for The Prompts, CrushCrushCrush songfic contest.

The man holding Shawn and Gus hostage had never done something like this before. So Shawn decided to give him a few pointers. You know, just in case the guy ever decided to hold someone else hostage.

Percy is delirious after an incident and when Annabeth comes in, he imagines that something isn't there. Like her clothes. One-shot.

His memory is like a leaf on the first day of autumn – desperately clinging to the tree branch before finally slipping away, torn away by the wind, drifting to the ground. - oneshot; post-TLH.

After slaying angelic beings, Shinji receives a gift from the demonic realm for services rendered and it changes more than just a few peoples lives

It was Juliet who discovered his secret. Of course it was. Now, he's lost his job and his friends. And when he is kidnapped by someone looking for revenge against the SBPD, Shawn might just lose his life, too...

Percy and Annabeth, in love and happy, rent a hotel room. Then, because they are demigods and nothing is ever easy for them, something always has to go wrong. Percabeth!

So, before you can change your mind - before it's too late - you kiss him. -Annabeth, in Mount St. Helens. One-shot.

Seaweed Brain's antics had, yet again, failed to keep him out of trouble. This time, due to my own stupidity, I had been dragged down with him. Cleaning duty after every meal for a week. Seven long days of torture. Some girl's have all the luck. One-shot.

A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.

So here you have a collection of one-shots based on the bestest couple on television. Shawn and Juliet! Major Shules fluff, angst, probably whumpage, hurt/comfort, and, of course, romance! All the things we daydream about and just have to have.

With Lassie but well Lassie what are Gus,Shawn,&Juliet going to do on a long drive Home!

Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many

As Yin rises once again, this time the challenger will be the entire station. As they try to find him not only will they face the inevitable escape of Mr. Yang but will have to watch as the only person to beat them get tortured right before their eyes.

Tony and Ziva have some long-overdue conversations. Post eps for the last few episodes of season 7. Minor spoilers.

An investigation takes the team to Pearl Harbor as Tony and Ziva try to navigate their 'relationship', Gibbs tries to look the other way, and McGee tries to get a clue. Case fic-ish.

Percy/Annabeth, oneshot. Athena has been keeping an eye on that boy dating her daughter, so she's the only witness when IT happens.

Mindless TIVA fluff. Tony and Ziva help each other out. Note the M rating is there for a reason.

Annabeth thinks about Percy. She has to ask him a very important question. During the summer of BOTL. Percabeth.

Annabeth has to study for finals, but she can't concentrate with all the hormones in the room. Add the sketchy UPS guy who may or may not be a monster, and Percy's nosy mother, well, things can get a little crazy. Percy/Annabeth. Oneshot.

It all starts with a movie night and then they have to go undercover as an engaged couple. Totally TIVA. Fluff and smut.

Percy wonders why Annabeth started crying. They were only playing Monopoly. He also wonders why she kissed him. Percy/Annabeth. Oneshot.

That year was her worst. She hadn't spoken to Percy in months. Athena doesn't care for love but when it comes to her daughter, she cares quite a lot. One-shot.

Today was Annabeth Chase's birthday. And it looked like she would be celebrating it alone. Oneshot. More in-depth look at Annabeth's character. Mentions of Percy/Annabeth.

After a long business trip, there is no sight more welcome to Annabeth than that of her husband and child. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic fluff.

What if Juliet was at the pier, not the clock tower? What if Mr. Yin set Abby up as his Kim Novack fantasy? What if Shawn was the only one who could find Juliet in time, leaving Abby in the very capable hands of Gus and Lassiter? Spoliers for Mr. Yin.

In the titan's curse, where Percy has a feeling that Grover knew exactly what Aphrodite was talking about. He did.

Nakedness isn't only about removing your clothes. Annabeth is an open book, if Percy can learn how to read her. Percy/Annabeth, set post series, warnings for spoilers.

Set inbetween TBOL AND TLO. Silena confronts Annabeth before Percy comes back to camp.

Ziva finally examines what her Valentine left her and she finds more than she expected.

Christmas brings joy and laughter to all. But what will it bring for Tony & Ziva? Updated with Cht. 4 Starters, in which Tony and Ziva have a dinner for two.

What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**

Post-Ep & Spoilers for: Jack Knife. Tony and Ziva catch up with each other over Chinese and beer. He questions her motives, she questions his.

In which Annabeth gets chained to a rock, Percy gets to gloat, and someone gets sacrificed to a fearsome child of Poseidon. Written for the pjo kinkmeme.

Annabeth and Luke watch a demigod from afar...and Annabeth is not impressed by what she sees. That's who she's been waiting for all these years? Pre-series fic.

A backwards love story. Percy/Annabeth.

Season 7 Spoilers Ziva slips - and he's there to catch her. Just like he has always been. High rating due to the mention of adult subjects. *Now Complete*

Nico's been misplacing a lot of items lately, and they all seem to be showing up in the same place - Rachel's apartment. Nico/Rachel, futurefic.

Rachel ambushes Percy when he least expects it on the first day of school, and asks for an unusual favor. Slight Rachel/Percy undertones, set between BoTL and TLO.

Named for the We The Kings song. Pure fluff! Shawn kidnaps Juliet, set after the season 3 finale. Excerpt: "Yes! I can see it now. It’s…it’s a kidnapping.” “Whose?” she asked, dialing the police station. Shawn smiled roguishly and said, "Ours."

Series of oneshots, romantic, angsting, and otherwise. Pairings vary.

No offence Sweetcheeks, but there's four feet of snow out there and you're from the desert." Tony and Ziva are involved in a teeny, tiny little car accident.

While reviewing security footage, Abby and McGee stumble upon something Tony and Ziva have been keeping to themselves. TIVA fluff. Rated T to be safe.

Spoilers for "Knockout." Tony finally pulls his head out of you-know-where.

Annabeth’s cold, miserable, and on guard duty. A quiet moment in the not so distant future between Annabeth and Percy. Percabeth friend-fluff. Annabeth's POV. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. REPOST as original was deleted in error.

Tony & Ziva finally end the conversation they started in the elevator in CLOAK

AxS, OOC elements, now with low-key adult situations, and even more swearing. A boy and a girl feel used. Her plan was to break the cycle. Something that so many people take for granted changes up the pace. There is something guiding everyone

Annabeth has sore lips, she's mad at a certain son of Poseidon ... Percy just wanted to help. Of course, being Percy, things can ... and often, do get messed up. Percabeth! With a unexpected ending! Read and review!

Ziva returns from her time with Mossad with a surprising souvenir.

Percy and Annabeth play the Question Game.

It didn't take long for the logical side of her to ascertain her location. She was, after all, a daughter of Athena. She was in his bed. Devoid of a few choice articles of clothing. Di immortales.

A Shinji x Asuka slice of life fanfic based on the alternate universe in episode 26 and presented like episodes in a TV show. C&C appreciated as this is my first Evangelion fanfic. Now 100% more complete!

The beginning... eh, just read it, by now I'm sure most of you have read at least a little of it. After that, think of this as more of a TV series with diffrent plots for every few chapters. Shinji x Asuka and OC pairings. FINISHED! Hope you all like it!

What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU

Jack Sparrow leaves a taste for adventure in her blood.

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

Reflections of a troubled girl. SxA minus the fluff. Oneshot. Rating for safety.

Asuka comes home and overhears a revelationconversation between Shinji and Misato about her. And Omake's!

Third Impact has occured. Shinji Ikari & Asuka Langely Soryu are left alone. Now they must struggle to survive from day to day and face the awful truth that they were left to inherit the Earth. What lies ahead? What is the course of life After Impact?

10 Years after the events of Evangelion, Shinji is now a wealthy bacherlor living in Munich, when he gets an unexpected visitor. What begins as a friendly encounter turns into a struggle beyond imagination. Action, Angst, and Femme Fatales. FINISHED!

After a long time away, it's good to come home. Complete.

Who would've thought that only a fever could let these two realize how similar yet different they are in this world? [please r&r...this is my first ever EVA ficcie]

I'm sure you've read something like this before... and you probably already know how it will end. Read it, if you'd like... you may enjoy it.

Lily gets a little more than what she was looking for when she agrees to teach James how to ice skate. A fluffy look at the way Lily and James finally got together in seventh year. Oneshot.

After Third Impact, Shinji finds that fighting the angels may have been the EASIEST thing he's ever done... Rated R for harsh language and sexual content. Complete

Winner of the WAFF slash Humor section of Ryoma's Xmas contest! oh wait, that wasn't me. Ok, third place, you squeezed it out of me. Ritsuko, Misato, Maya, and Asuka talk about presents on Christmas Eve.

Asuka has a problem... Shinji offers help... just a short little one-shot.

A latenight argument wakes Asuka, and she decides to investigate what she overhears. What she finds will lead her to examine her feelings about children, relationships, and love. Rated R for harsh language, sexual content, and adult situations.

Rei gets a late-night visitor who is a real pain in the neck, and suddenly, red does not seem so bad to her... in fact, it's all she can think about. Rated R for some harsh language and some adult concepts (No, there's no sex in it!)