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 Hello, people of earth and beyond. Welcome to my I'm a I have so many fandoms it hurts, so if you want to know it'd be easier to just drop me a PM and ask if I'm in that fandom. I write when I'm inspired to write, and that's not exactly often. I shoot to update everything at least once a month, maybe twice if I'm feeling good. Look at you. You're young. And you're scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it as loud as you want and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want? |
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Dance For Me by I am the Color of Boom reviews
A story in which Remus is a stripper, and Sirius is not. AU. All Human. -RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,439 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Without Anesthesia by Pawpels reviews
Marinette Dupain-Cheng works as a field nurse for the French army during World War II, and Adrien Agreste winds up as her patient after a battle.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug
The Lost Little One by maxandkiz reviews
Four year old Spencer Reid is taken away from his abusive father and placed in foster care. Just as he starts to settle in his new home, tragedy strikes. What happened and how will the little boy cope? Will he ever find the loving home he deserves?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,013 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/22/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Piggy Back by HatterSaz reviews
Shoyo is hurt and can't walk, so, Asahi gives him a piggy back ride.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Shoyo H., Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
Dear angel of mine by Mantyke30 reviews
Asahi may have given up on volleyball and himself, but the guardian of karasuno has yet to give up on him. One shot. Sad Fluff.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
Glass Heart by TaliaLion234 reviews
Everyone knows Asahi has a glass heart. only one person doesn't treat him as such.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
And Everything Was Right by madkrizzy reviews
"Missing the rest of the school day, something's wrong with you!" No, Bram. That's where you're wrong. I have a boyfriend, I think I'm in love, and everything is right. Completely, utterly right. - Simon and Bram go on a little date in school time. This is the story, and the aftermath.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Blue/Bram, Simon]
Flower Crowns by RedDragonChai reviews
A collection of fluffy drabbles exploring the everyday lives of Adrien and Marinette after they start dating.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug
A 'Little' Injury by HatterSaz reviews
Shoyo injures himself during a match and Oikawa gets protective.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Shoyo H., Toru O.] Tobio K., Koshi S. - Complete
Exam Season by temporalgambit reviews
Asahi stresses himself out over a test and tries to entertain his houseguest at the same time. Noya knows what must be done.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
I Got A Feeling by Gabby D reviews
The boys slow dancing in the Ghostfacers' garage.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [A. J. Corbett, Ed Z.] - Complete
Instinct by nrynmrth reviews
Alex Rider has settled into his role as an official MI6 agent, complete with benefits. He's managed to keep his profession separate from his school life so far, but that all goes down the drain when a familiar face appears at an assembly on human biology with one goal - capture Alex Rider. Rated for language and violence. A threeshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Virgo by y-ye reviews
Asahi does give him a chance. Quietly hands over his glass heart and pretends he hasn't stuffed it in lunch boxes and careful gestures. He does it so well he's not sure Nishinoya even notices, though Suga side-eyes him worriedly.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Asahi A., Yu N.] - Complete
Study Date by Kitty Bandit
Asahi and Yuu were supposed to be studying for final exams, but Yuu had other plans. Fluffy cuteness ahead. (Note - Yuu is in third year of high school, Asahi is in first year of college.)
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Asahi A., Yu N.]
To the End of the World by ebi pers reviews
"They had sworn to give it another go. The trauma of almost losing not one but both of their sons at the same time seemed to have flicked a switch in both of them. He hadn't been so willing to believe them, but Gray had been hopeful. Gray had been genuinely hopeful." Shortly after the events of Jurassic World, Zach comforts Gray during one of their parents' fights. Sibling fluff!
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Zach M., Gray M. - Complete
A Roar of Thunder by ebi pers reviews
"Don't leave," Gray peeped once their mother had gone, tightening his grip even though the older boy hadn't moved to get up. "Not gonna leave you, buddy," Zach promised." Zach comforts Gray when a thunderstorm reminds him a little too much of Indominus Rex and Isla Nublar.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Zach M., Gray M. - Complete
Nobody Messes With You But Me by ebi pers reviews
"You always ask me why I'm so mean to Gray. Did it seriously never occur to you that other kids might be meaner to him?" Gray's being bullied in school. Nobody picks on Zach Mitchell's little brother and gets away with it. Set pre-Jurassic World.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Zach M., Gray M. - Complete
Curing Your Insomnia by ShiroNekoIsMe reviews
Hinata Shouyou has not been sleeping well for weeks due to the neverending cycle of nightmares every night. Comes Kageyama Tobio, a prodigy setter with an anger management problem. Misunderstandings leading to a sleepover and Kageyama's heart is about to explode? Find out why. [KageHina fluffs]
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] Daichi S., Yu N. - Complete
No One Expects An Angel To Set The World On Fire by Keeper Of The Fandoms reviews
Alex Rider was changed, years of spying and death had formed him into a weapon and nobody was exempt from his rage except his boyfriend Tom. Imagine his surprise when his latest task for MI6 includes taking in K-Unit and their newest ward, the arrogant teen agent Caleb, both of whom have no idea of his past. Alex/Tom, Slash, Possible smut later, Ben never became agent and met Alex
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015
Unforgettable by dalekchung reviews
When Alex finally gets fed up with his "normal" life, he returns to the UK – only to find that he hasn't been forgotten. For SpyFest 2015. (WARNING: Contains a cliché)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H. - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by CheekyEskimo reviews
Harry leaves the Wizarding world behind him, taking his godson Teddy along for the ride. Heading to America he buys a coffee place to occupy his time. Little does he know that his peaceful life his about to be turned upside down, when a regular to his coffee shop, a Naval Petty Officer turns up dead. (Will be SLASH, nothing graphic though)
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
Office Blunders by PandasWearGlasses reviews
When Leroy fails to make their reserved lunch date, Harry decides to visit him at his office, but fails to consider his ability to attract trouble wherever he goes. This time trouble takes the form of an undesired proposition. LG/HP. Fluff! Oneshot. Warnings: Light Slash, Age gap relationship.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 445 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Back Rub by AphraelEmery reviews
Just a fluffy drabble about Nishinoya's love for back rubs. AsaNishi.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Asahi A., Yu N. - Complete
Stranger Danger by alexsonnn reviews
RUSSIAN ROULETTE SPOILERS. What if Yassen had ran into a certain teenage boy as he was sitting in the car outside Alex's house?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H., Yassen G. - Complete
What a Drag by Bumpkin reviews
Alex's past haunts him, but this time Tom is dragged along for the ride - much to his displeasure and Alex's amusement.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Baby Brother by Marianna Morgan reviews
E/O Challenge - "So, how do you know all of this?" Sam asked, watching as his brother continued to collect baby items like Dean had experience in this kind of shopping.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Of Course He Exists by pinktron reviews
Something falls out of Sherlock's jacket pocket at a crime scene, and it leads to Lestrade and the other Yarders wanting to know a little bit too much about the Consulting Detectives personal life. Parings: Johnlock, Warnings: None
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
How to Get Along With Your Enemy 101 by achieving elysium reviews
...or How to Piss Them Off. A list by Agent Rider, added to by a laughing student, Tom Harris, and four very weirded-out SAS and MI6 operatives. How exactly did they get into this mess, anyways? One thing they all know how to do: Run, and run fast. Six times our six favorite characters got into a little trouble... One-shot, canon-compliant.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Tom H., Wolf - Complete
Taming the beast by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot: Sherlock has been particularly vicious and Lestrade wants to know why. Johnlock. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The shape of wings by severinas.96 reviews
When Dean comes home he is met with an unexpected view: wings. A short OS with Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Theory of a Nightmare by musapan reviews
Nagisa is plagued by horrible nightmares, and Rei is at a loss as to how he can possibly help his boyfriend. Fluffy comfort fic.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Rei R., Nagisa H. - Complete
It's Darkest In Your Head by WilderCapall reviews
Nitori knows he can't do much when Rin's nightmares hit. He hopes that being there is enough. Rintori.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rin M.
Bystander Effect by Wildcat's Doc reviews
Sociologist state that the larger a group of people is, the less likely an individual will be to help out a fellow individual. What happen when one Marine doesn't agree and helps out a young boy who is in an alarming situation. And where exactly are his parents?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 493 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Way It Tears Me Up Inside by Menthol Pixie reviews
Nights like this are the worst. SickSam&BigBrotherDean (Warriors 'verse)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
A Traumatic Flashback by Elijah-ships-johnlock reviews
John and Sherlock are about to get intimate, but Sherlock has a horrifying flashback from high school. TW sexual assault/abuse, rape, and pstd.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Warriors by Menthol Pixie reviews
Warrior: a person engaged in some struggle or conflict. (Sam's really sick and Dean's really awesome.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Across the Threshold by Weesta reviews
Sam gets sick at school and all he wants is Dean. teen!Chester Sam
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by foxermit reviews
Alex returns to the flat he shares with Tom with a little more excitement than is strictly necessary. Short little one-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Their Secret by Geeksam311 reviews
Alex and Tom have kept their relationship a secret for sometime. But after they get caught in a compromising position in their secret spot, what will happen? Warning for people there is obscene language used.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Snacks by thebestwormstache reviews
There's more to Corbett and Ed than others realize.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - A. J. Corbett, Ed Z. - Complete
Life in the Fast Lane by Menthol Pixie reviews
Sam spends his sixteenth birthday sleeping off a seizure that leaves him with a concussion and a mean black eye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow by Marianna Morgan reviews
Pre-series – Weechesters, Daddy John – Outsider POV – She had heard the rumors that had been floating around the teacher's lounge about how he was a drifter; how his wife was gone and it was just him and his boys bouncing from town to town.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Bobby's Sweet Pea by healingwater reviews
Just a sweet little moment between Bobby and 5 year-old Dean on a hot summer morning. Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Bobby S., Dean W. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Good Intentions by Fridgeworks reviews
It was a hot, sunny Tuesday, the kind of heat that made you sweat in an air conditioned room and ensured that everyone, even the teachers, were breaking the dress code. It was a special day for Mr. Harris' students, they were getting a surprise. Alex/Tom.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Fed Up by White.Black.Truth.Lies reviews
Tom can't stand his parents screaming at each other anymore. He runs away after shouting at them; shocked with himself. Somehow he ends up at his best friends house. Can Alex help him get through it?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Headache Cures by PieRSquared reviews
Draco has a headache, and his day at school does nothing to help it. Things change on his way back from the library, however. Warning: SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Survival Technique by amitai reviews
Alex has developed techniques for getting through this. He is going to survive this if it kills him. Written for the first set of drabble prompts at alexrider100 on livejournal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Wings of a Storm by HeavenlyBodies reviews
A quiet moment between Dean and Castiel… schmoopy, non-porny wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Not Hungry by staceycj reviews
Sam finds out why Dean eats everything in sight. S1
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Parenting Your Gifted Child by bhoney reviews
When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete