General Disclaimer - I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS FROM ANY BOOK I WRITE FROM!!!

Name: As far as your concerned 1 2 WOOP WOOP

Phone: Nice Try

Address: Yeah Right

Religion: Greek Gods (Percy Jackson Has Changed Me Forever)

This is 1 2 WOOP WOOP (who else could it be? Santa) and I'm going to try and write good stories!

like most others here (bubble officially bursted)

just a few things to say

- I LOVE CRITICISM!!! well, costuctive criticism

- If you think my story's shit or has something terribly wrong with it, Tell me!!!

- I'm completely open for suggestions for new stories or how to change my already written ones

- I know i sound like a real happy camper but im not usually this Alive should i say, im just tired and drank a lot of coffee and coke so im HAPPY!!!

- I HATE POP-TARTS!!!

thats about it . . . . . . .

If you think you're worth it you're probably not - my dad

you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake - Bob Hope

The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde

I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder - Donkey