As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.

A night seeing Edward Masen live in concert is a dream come true for Bella Swan. But what goes on once the show has ended is something she had only dreamt of. A steamy evening, leaves Bella in a rather sticky situation. 'That's one doodle that can't be undid'. AH, Drabble fic.