America has been lured to a dangerous place and following after him Canada, Japan, and England get caught in a deadly game. The objective: Find America before it's too late. The consequence for failure? Death. Warning inside. (hiatus)

Alfred would do Anything for his brother. Crossdress? Check. Work at a French Perv's Restaurant? Check. Pose as his mother? Check. Fall in Love? Che-wait... What! (hiatus)

Sequel to BFFF. After 4 months, Alfred returns, but for a short while. Arthur is willing to wait for Alfred after he returns from his 'errands.' But what has Alfred been up to? And is Arthur even concern that he could possibly be up to no good?

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Alfred is an apprentice to a shopkeeper and his wife. Nothing interesting ever happens until Captain Kirkland and his crew kidnap him and his brother, Mattie. What happens when resentment turns to love? UKUS Pirate!AU Other pairings too. Discontinued

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

After a falling out in his family, Arthur Kirkland and his mother move from their hometown in England to an American city for a fresh start. There, he is reunited with his childhood friend and first crush, Alfred. Follow them through their high school years as they grow from boys into young men. Currently being rewritten. CW: self harm, polyamory, underage drinking and sex.

From the writer who brought you Blame it on the Alcohol now brings you another effed up plot! USUK and PruCan in a whole new story of high school. Its a high school fic like no other. Let's just say its complicated. fail summary is fail.

Alfred has a drunk gay British angel fall on his mailbox the day before Halloween. Not only dose the angel have the hots for him but he was kicked out of Heaven for a pretty strange reason... USxUK PrussiaxCanada

Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction

At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.

Arthur explains the way he loves Colonial Alfred and we may observe how that love evolves over time. A foreshadowing to what we know as "USUK." Rating may change if continued. T for vulgar language, insinuated sex, and drug usage. CHAPTER 40 UPDATE

AU; USUK; Arthur Kirkland has no idea how he, a business major, ended up homeless, jobless, and sick. Down on his luck, he meets Alfred F. Jones who not only rescues him, but also offers him a place to live. Arthur finds love he never thought he would see

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU

Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

The Britannia Angel had lost it all when he made a fatal mistake. Now the spirit will do anything to get the boy he was guarding back. Including starting a war between heaven and hell. USUK one-sided FRUK and one-sided Ameripan.

In which Romano jumps to conclusions, and America goes along for the ride. They'll get it sorted out eventually, right? M for language, sexual situations. Romano/America. Amateur M writer, be warned!

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

America is hell on Earth in the eyes of the Arthur Kirkland. Starting at a new school is never, easy but when he finds himself falling for casanova who is currently taken, things suddenly get tricky. USUK and more AU

A collection of music related UsUk drabbles. AU setting in which Arthur is a young composer and Alfred is his inspiration. Although Arthur often wrote songs for his lover, Alfred had never realized that all of the songs were all about him.

Alfred F. Jones lives a normal college life. He has a good job, a nice apartment, and the best friend a guy could ask for. However his life was changed when he discovers an young man named Arthur in an alley. AU. USUK plus others. Chobits parody

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.

Alfred's a renounded navy officer who catches pirates, but what happens when a pirate catches him? What happens in Tortuga, stays in Tortuga right? ;D USUK, minor FRUK, SpRom, Canada and the awesome Prussia, Human names used

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

While on a business trip to Napa Valley, CA, liquor salesman Arthur Kirkland meets the handsome and charming Alfred F. Jones, heir to a multi-million dollar wine company. It's the start of a summer he'll never forget. AU USxUK

When Matthew notices that Arthur, his landlord who keeps raising the rent like nobody's business, has the hots for his older brother, a devious idea comes to mind: hook Arthur up. The only problem is that Alfred is not so willing to be an "escort"… AU.

After getting a concussion, Alfred can't stop seeing a figment of his imagination, Arthur. But when Arthur won't go away, he is sent to get professional help. How can he possibly get better when his Russian therapist is even more bonkers than he is? DISCONTINUED

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

Somebody has walked into the World Meeting that no one recognizes...

America and Russia have been acting strangely friendly with each other lately... England doesn't like it. USUK only, absolutely no real RussiAmerica at all. Just England's imagination going crazy on him again. Pre-relationship.

America finds out about a game his states have been playing when he hasn't been looking, and finds out that they aren't as innocent as hoped. T to be safe, rating might move up later.

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

"Why aren't you dead?" He clenched his fist. "You should have died. You should have lost your very soul!" Sky-blue met toxic green, life met death. "But I didn't." Arthur stopped. "...You will." There once lived a Sorcerer with immense power... AU USxUK

Arthur Kirkland is a young and ambitious pirate-privateer until he finds and raises Alfred and Matthew, two brothers, lost in the middle of nowhere in a boat. Following an attack, they get separated, and Alfred soon finds out his life is in huge jeopardy.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

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England finally gets America to sit on Busby's chair. And then he realises he doesn't want America to die. How will England save America? Just why is that birthday cake bright green? And will France ever put some bloody clothes on? Rated M for later ;3

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

CH. 6! Alfred and Arthur have now come to terms but have they really grasped what's really going on? Arthur is pregnant, but can they really handle the pregnancy - and parenthood? MPREG.

He was a punk, he was a jock. What else can I say? The story of two very different boys; how they met, their disagreements, their friendship…and maybe, something even more? Mainly USxUK and PruCan.

Admitting sexual fantasies to someone is never easy, and certainly not to the entire world, which is exactly what everyone must do. Rated M for language and MATURE topics, talk about sex, and sex itself. CHAPTER 4 UPDATE

America wishes England was different, but when his wish becomes a reality does he welcome the new England with open arms? Or does America grieve and regret his actions knowing England will never be the same? UKUS

"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...

AU fusion with Harry Potter. "This was the year Alfred Jones - the Boy Who Didn't Die - came to Hogwarts."

Fairytale AU: parody of "Snow White and Rose Red" by the Brothers Grimm. Feliciano is clueless. Antonio thinks everything is cute. Lovino is carnivorous. Oh yeah, and there's a talking bear named Alfred at the front door. Romerica! Two-shot.

A poem about the Hetalia Movie Paint it, White! This poem will make you cry because of its sheer beauty.

The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.

Ciao. My name is Feliciano Vargas. I am 19 years old, out of high school, mostly depressed, and can barely hold a job. My life was nothing, but then "he" lightened it up./ AmeIta Fluff Human life used

England's made mistakes with spells before, but turning into a child AND a rabbit? Well this is definatly a new mistake, and of coarse it would be his luck that America would find him and demand to care for him until he was fine :Requested by Spiffy Twinx

What happens when Prussia wanders, wasted, into Switzie's home and removes his pants in the presence of Liechtenstein? Well, not what you'd expect, as America is there to save the day and UK is only happy to vanish Prussia away. Warning!OCs. Finished!

France x Virgin!America! w YEP! During the American Revolution, you know that the French were there, but they were there to help in more ways than one.

America x Burger :3 England is there too! haha xD this makes me giggle every time!

The Hetalia characters brave through another horror fic in which Alfred and friends struggle not to be killed by a psychotic teacher who apparently has a connection to the American's past. CRAPPY FIC

1944. Some things are left unsaid, and others just have fabulous hair. America/England.

USxUK One-shot. "I don't care if it's you; I just don't want to sleep alone tonight! It's scary!" America fell to his knees, clasped his hands together and looked straight into the Briton's green eyes. "Please England, please; I beg of you!"

It's April's fools and the Bad Touch Trio are going to- Wait... What? They have hangovers? Who will have the grave duty of stripping all the nations now? Good luck America!

Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld

England is distracted during America's presentation.

Italy suggests an annual trip to the beach since everyone has been getting along so nicely, but the day might just end in disaster for Alfred and Arthur. USUK fluff.

In the span of twelve years, eleven people had been given a death sentence from that house. It was no wonder why the red house was a realtor's worst nightmare. The house had been vacant for nearly a year before a new family moved in. Alfred's family

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

AU, UKUS. Transfer student Alfred Jones thought life couldn't be any worse after moving to England. However, when the British guy in his history class sends him a text that says "143," Alfred finds himself questioning his own sexuality. Sheesh, FML.

Truthfully, the grass is never really greener on the other side—especially if you're a mentally handicapped man with more dimples than brain cells and a special needs teacher with more skeletons in your closet than bones in your entire body. AU, USUK

Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.

America likes to play with his food. He also likes to create things with his food. England reacts. AmericaxEngland.

A horrible dream has been bothering Arthur lately, and he's not sure what to do. Maybe a little help from America was all he needed. Fail summary is fail. Fail lemon is fail. Fail plot is fail. Enjoy.

Alfred hates tea and Arthur hates coffee... right? Established USUK. Drabble. PWP.

For a moment, he could see the pain, suffering, and humiliation in the haunted emerald depths, and Alfred knew he had to have him. USUK. Slave england is sold to businessman Alfred.

America contemplates the facade of idiocy he's always worn for the world and all the consequences associated with it. Unfortunately, the alternative just might be worse. One Shot.

"Iggy, hey! Iggy! I gots somethin' to ask you!" England had never heard such a butchery of his own language in one sentence. Had he not taught the boy better?

A normal morning in the life of Alfred and Arthur. Well, mostly normal. USUK

Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

It had always been something of a joke to them. America, the clumsy, not-so-heroic hero. The wannabe. The loudmouth. No one took that hero nonsense seriously, at least not until one rainy October day...

27-year old single parent and successful lawyer Arthur Kirkland doesn't wish for another son. However, he takes in a broken home teenager named Alfred. Things become difficult when Alfred comes to love him, especially when it's nothing paternal. USUK AU

England didn't like America's little creations at all, especially not the one with those... those abominations pasted onto its head! Mascara brushes, America? Really? Oneshot.

America can't figure England out... Maybe these instructions for a toy car will aid him! UsUk request for Threnna

"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

When America sits Sealand down for a talk misunderstandings occur. At the world meeting Peter declares he will be the most powerful nation and Alfred his wife. Alfred gives him an ultimatum of three things he needs to do to make this claim a reality.

England has a habit of kissing his letters before he sends them, America decides in the end he wants some of that.

AU Pirate!England has caught another captive onto his ship. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't know what he's getting into from the interactions this captive will bring..

Just for fun. "Who the hell are you?" "I-I'mmm, ah…hah V-Vitah! V-Vital Re-Regionssss." This was really going to be a long conference today. Rated T for slight underlying meanings. R&R please.

England is baffled, nay offended, to learn that there's a possibility that America is using his brain for something. One-shot.

USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.

England is invited to spend some time at America's winter home in Ohio. What he thinks is going to be a fun few days of cuddling and possible romance turns into going 70 miles an hour on a snowmobile! But when he gets hurt, will America be the hero?

"I waited for a you that never came… I'm sick of waiting." It's not easy to wait. England promised he'd come back, but it gave little America to think, and realize one can't own someone else...

England and America are at it again in another fight, unfortunately this time it seems they won't be able to patch things up. UKxUS Romance/Angst

Germany and Italy were starting to have sexy time... when Germany had to leave. Italy was prepared and everything... he wanted release so bad that he was willing ot have a replacement. Crack. GerIta, slight AmericaxItaly, AxP Co-written with CubaPwns

America is falsely accused of destroying a country. In solitary and sentenced to die, he breaks down, escapes, and spends the next four years searching for something he desperately desires. And then, he finds it. Prequel to The Call of Duty. One shot.

ONESHOT. France pisses off Romano, so he's punishing Spain by sitting on...THE SEXLESS COUCH. SUPER RANDOM. SUPER SHORT. Semi-sequel to 'Love Blossoms' SpainxRomano

Germany ponders who he loves better: Herr Stick or Italy? Crack!fanfic.

America visits England's home, much to the Brit's surprise. USUK, briefly mentioned PruCan, no lemon. Reviews appreciated. Sorry summary sucks.

Being a dollmaker had its benefits, especially if he was able to make an exact copy of the one he loved and lost.A doll for all times. DollmakerUKxDollUS

Random drabble of Romano thinking of his and Spain's relationship over the years. One-shot. My first attempt at writing something that ACTUALLY takes place in the Hetalia universe.

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

ONESHOT Arthur wakes up in the middle of the night for some 'midnight' tea but hears Alfred crying in his sleep, having a nightmare about the Revolution.

Valentines day wouldn't be the same without waking up to an onion on your forehead. Wait... usuk

England just wants to wish America a happy Valentine's Day. Why won't he answer the phone?

Alfred and Arthur spend their first Valentine's Day together after they renewed their relationship. And All That Jazz one-shot For day 7 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Your fic or art just needs to be about Valentine's Day.

A mysterious delivery of flowers from Alfred to Arthur has the man wondering why on Earth the man would do such a thing? For day 7 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Your fic or art just needs to be about Valentine's Day. one-shot

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

War throws America and England together for Valentine's Day, and America is determined to get chocolate from Britain! There's absolutely no way Britain could forget this year, or so he thinks... Inspired by the Valentine's Day strip.

It's a rainy day and England is out on a lonely walk. America shows up before long with a surprise or two in hand.

Arthur tries his hand at hiking in the California mountains. Not exactly a walk in the park. For day 6 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art that involves America and England interacting with the natural world around them. one-shot

When Alfred -the hero of the severely polluted and empty Earth- stumbles across Arthur, -a gutsy and irritable stranger- he can't help but think hes about to be dragged into a new adventure. Albeit, he didn't know it was going to be this big USUK WallE

Alfred breaks a few rules and Arthur wonders whats so special about a damn jacket? GakuHeta AU Oneshot

America convinces Britain to spend his birthday with him, but what happens when it comes to the cutting of the cake? Britain knows the rules; touch the bottom and you've gotta kiss the closest boy... rated M for yaoi, just to be safe... that is all. :

"Ah! England!" England looked up from his book he had been reading when he had heard what sounded like America moaning his name.

Arthur meets the new employee and sees that something might be amiss with himself For day 5 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art must be alternate universe, alternate reality, or crossover. One-shot

Very Short. "Look at the bedclothes." "...So?" "They're Superman, America."

America realizes that there is something incredibly important about England he doesn't know about. For day 3 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: America and England, behind closed doors. Who are they when they are alone?

England and America's vacation plans don't go as planned. For day 3 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art featuring America and England in another country but their own, or experiencing cultural aspects of another nation. one-shot

Italy might not have passed any math classes, but Germany knew his facts: Prussia plus Sexual Innuendos equaled Chaos and Humiliation for All Involved... They were SO screwed...

When Alfred calls Francis, what does he need to talk about?

America learns of the new Superman actor and has to voice his opinion to England. For day 2 of the Sweethearts Week at usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art must feature aspects of pop culture from either the US, the UK, or both.

America challenges England to a game. For day 1 of the Sweethearts Week at lj's usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art must feature a kiss between America and England somewhere in it anywhere on the body is fine; a kiss on the lips, a peck on the cheek, etc.

America glared at the offending cup in front of him. Well, to be fair, it wasn't the cup that was offending him, but the muggy brown liquid inside it. USUK Oneshot

They'd fought for so long, and finally, they were together, unified, safe... home. They had finally earned what they had fought so much for.

Arthur Kirkland was moved to Kansas against his will after the death of his parents. At first, life sucks. And then the tornado hits. Wizard of Oz parody. USUK, GerIta, and slight SuFin.

I keep reading all these Pirate!England stories, and decided to do one of my own with a twist. Don't worry, Priate!England shows up eventually...

The owner of a unit gets a manual about their unit,the units secretly receive this manual about themselves and to survive their owners.Why units are given free so easily if the order was messed,What happens when a unit is returned? The answer are here.

What happens to Alfred after Arthur kills himself? Warning: It's got a lot of diary entries and text-type thingies and Facebook D: so yeah. EDIT: Adding an epilogue to explain WHY. If you liked it better when it was left to your own interpretation...

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

One Shot, two stories: Canada is forced to entertain Alfred and Arthur without warning, and in a less-than-brief interlude we learn about how France discovered Canada.

Alfred's father works for a company that manufactures a variety of mechanical trinkets. But their latest technological triumph, an actual human-like android, has to stay with the Jones for a while. What's Alfred to do but fall in love with him? AU, US/UK

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

England tries, throughout the years, to work toward celebrating a perfect birthday with America. AmericaxEngland

England is forced to bring an aide along with him to the World Summit in New York City. Unfortunately, this aide is worse than any obsessive, raving, jealous fan he'd ever come across before, meet Sebastian Love. USUK

America is falsely accused of destroying another country. Devastated, he disappears. Years later, Canada is forced to pick up the pieces and give the world the closure it desires. And he does so dutifully. In the most painful way possible. One shot.

US/UK. Just a little writing exercise where I tried to write the second time - aka, what happens after the dramatic love confession and emotional first time.

A rant phrased through Alfred about the ban on anime in Japan...I would like a little more verification than the digging I have done after hearing the announcement. The club could be pulling our legs...or not.

Restaurant AU in which Alfred takes a job in a high class Restaurant to pay for his schooling and winds up ever curious about the stuffy British Manager there. Eventual UKUS.

A little one shot about Canada. No pairings, USUK is only mentioned once.

ONESHOT Matthieu refuses to accept that he is pregnant. But he is. And the "father" is Francis. Who he just knows won't want to do the whole marriage bliss with child thing.

England is pushed to the edge and America decides a nice moment would do them both a world of good. Oneshot

Alfred F. Jones has the perfect life until his deepest darkest secret is spilled to the modern world. This is the story of how the biggest secret in American history was let out. USUK Fanfiction

ONESHOT Alfred tells Arthur about the end of the world. Arthur laughs it off and Alfred isn't happy that Arthur isn't taking it seriously - so, he cries.

"It's so messy. Look, look I got it everywhere," Arthur held out his wrists with a faint smile he laughed and flicked the blood from his fingertips.

Have you ever purposefully scared your friends just for laughs? Well, that's what Alfred hadn't meant to do.

ONESHOT Feliks has a crush on his best friend, Toris, who he saw was on a date with Natalya. Feliks is hurt and tells his sorrow to his other friend, Elizabeta - who says to him to wear a skirt to school. He did and it all ends to the boys lavatory.

ONE SHOT Arthur wasn't fond of the smell of burgers – or whatever Alfred ate that were… strange. He gives Alfred breath mints but he hates the stuff. So, Arthur does a little demonstration to get his point across.

In which America reads a book and abridges history as we know it. Crack-ish.

When a fae friend finds him wallowing in his newly found love for a certain someone, she takes it upon herself to set things as they should be.

ONESHOT Arthur always tucked Alfred in and kissed the lad goodnight - but the spoiled lad wants to be kissed elsewhere. "Kiss. Me. Here." Alfred demanded, pointing to his lips. What will Arthur do! Read to find out! Please, don't forget to review!

"It hurts... Please, stop..." Bleeding lips pleaded with barely audible whispers.

Song-fic; USUK England's had enough of America's games. So, he'll go home and drink his troubles away. But, will he find himself going back for more?

All he had wanted to do was come over to have some tea. Yes, tea.

Tired of his friend's supposedly dead love life, Kiku gives Arthur an online questionnaire, with orders to fill it out. Arthur does so to please his friend, and ends up in over his head when he's sent a robotic "lover", Alfred. Rated for citrus KM-De-ant

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

America gets jealous because it seems to him that his boyfriend is spending way too much time with France.

Of course no one would notice, unless they were looking very, very closely. USUK

Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.

'W-would you stop taking off my shirt Alfred…'Dude, I'm doing an example right now.' Or, when Alfred explains to Arthur what are the 6 steps to follow when you 'molest' someone. Humour here, nothing violent

America catches England talking to fairies and, fed up, England dares him to confront one of his own native creatures. America decides to run with it since it doesn't exist. There's also camping.

Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

AU where witches are sold as slaves. Alfred's never been interested in getting one before, but happens to recieve one as a gift, Arthur. America/England

America recounts many kisses over the centuries. Various pairings inside.

Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.

America's been feeling a little down lately, but the promise of a fun afternoon spent with England livens his spirits. Poor, England, though...will America ever realize how strongly he feels about him? USUK, FranCan, Modern Day

England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.

"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK

Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU

It was an accident! America didn't mean to hurt the President, but after some unfortunate elbow-to-mouth contact in an after Thanksgiving basketball game, his boss found himself with twelve spanking new stitches in his lip. Happy holidays, indeed.

One of which Romano catches Spain reading.

Prussia's too awesome to carry groceries.

England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."

England regrets letting France into his library when a history book with some embarrassing stories from his childhood is uncovered.

Denmark's drunk, but he has one hell of a story to tell.

All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.

Have I killed this man?

America/S.Italy. All Lovino wanted to do was stay at home and watch TV. But NO, he has to go grocery shopping for his stupid brother and idiotic cousin. It's there where he meets a cute worker who ends up saving the most beautiful tomato he's ever seen.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.

Thinking England has been shrunken down by accident, America mistakes Sealand for his frumpy ex-caretaker. But Sealand doesn't seem to mind; not when he's recently become infatuated with his new American role model. onesided!Sealand/US US/UK

America is pretending to be a hero with a towel. What is England going to get? What, England, you re leaving already? Okay, but I ll wait for you until you come back...

Alfred F. Jones will not leave without Matthew Williams. Matthew Williams will not leave with Alfred F. Jones.

TotalAlias left a review that got me thinking. My first attempt at the massage idea is now a bonus story, and the sequel to 'What is that noise' is the main content.

Romano hated that the world looked down on him. He hated it. But what he hated more, was that not even his little brother could look up to him. Not that he'd ever admit it…

Empire!England pries into the thoughts of Colonial!America and gets a surprise...

"Reach out, and you may take my heart away." Alfred thought that finding out Arthur slept with teachers for grades was the worst thing to happen to him. He was wrong. Gakuen AU. AlfredXArthur, mentioned ArthurXothers.

England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.

America's former presidents check in on him at the most... Inconvenient time. USUK, but mainly centered around the presidents. T for suggestive themes

What was going on in the Conference Room before France walked in?

Rewind back through Alfred's spontaneous visit to London. -This flick is written backwards, hence the title :D- USUK One shot

USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1

England surprises America in his Wyoming home. / USUK, FLUFF!

CEO Arthur Kirkland is overworked and overstressed. Well, he is, until his relationship with his new secretary, Alfred F. Jones, turns into something different altogether. Now he's just over. UK/US Office AU 4/10

One fateful day Alfred F. Jones meets an angel... who ends up making his life hell. At least, that's what he keeps telling himself. USUK AU setting 3/?

Russia has a new hobby, and his name is Alfred. DISCONTINUED

Alfred's afraid of marmite, but why? /AU

An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

America barges in England's home yet again and wants to spend time together. England suggests a movie. Good thing America brought Deliverance! Seme England! Rated M for language and detailed sex scene.

He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK

England is finally willing to show some part of his geeky side but like always America just needs to show up and ruin everything! If computers could be people, Alfred would be a PC and England would be a Mac. UK/US. Geekyness. Smut.

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

After an unforeseen occurrence, America finds himself with a strange little crush on Hong Kong. Too bad he doesn't talk much. Perhaps he just doesn't speak English? The hero takes it upon himself to breach the language barrier.

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

Iggy's always been curious as to just what the bloody hell it was... And why did America not want him to toutch it? ONE-SHOT BABEH US/UK with a Squint-tastic Franada ending!

"Sometimes, all you can do, and all you've got to do, is support him in all he does, and stand by him with all you've got! He needs the support now more than ever!" he says. But when they leave, he cries, wishing, pretending, that maybe...

"Happy birthday," he whispered to himself, knowing no one else would say it for him. Was that sad?

There's a chupacabra in Texas, and America is not pleased. Oh, the usage of Mexican stereotypes!

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Arthur gets lonely quickly and despairs that his only form of entertainment wears out so fast. Masturbation and implied USUK. For Butterfish... ugh.

When a famous friend of America's mysteriously disappears, England puts his detective skills to the test. Helping America through his grief while unraveling clues, the two must work together to find out what has become of the missing fiddler. US/UK

Who said paperboy was a boring job? To Alfred F. Jones, paper boy is anything BUT boring, considering he has insane neighbors. AU. Mentions of FeliksXToris and RoderichXElizabetha. But not too much. T for language.

Colonial!America loved when France came to visit because it was always a secret from England. Everything about France was different from England... including his food.

I don't remember, I don't remember, oh who cares, we're practically having sex on the backseat of a taxi but we're still clothed. Why are we still clothed? Companion to Ch 23 of Liete's '30 Meetings'

How Arthur had gotten into this mess was beyond him. He had only set out on the feeblest of tasks, and hadn't expected much. So, how on earth had he gotten this buffoon following him, all for a boot with a shrub in it? 1st FanFic Slight USUK WALL E FLUFF

Alfred is stuck in a nasty hotel room at night, and he calls Arthur to calm down. But Arthur tells him ghost stories, and Alfred gets even more scared, and soon he's in the middle of his own ghost story. Oneshot, if you squint you may see USUK.

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.

England is captured and tortured by an unknown agency. America's rescue team comes too late and now has to deal with an insane England as they try to figure out who set this up and how to bring England back to himself. AmericaxEngland

His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!

'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Alfred was always intimidated by this fence separating his neighbor from him. Slight AlfredXMatthew if you squint. AU

The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."

Alfred and Sarah Palin have... A discussion, among other things. complete crack, slight usuk

"This is definitely not how I planned the afternoon to go…" Arthur trailed off while averting his gaze to the side. A raft plays a frustrating role in a little pool time fun between Alfred and Arthur. Rated M for slight sexual content.

A parody of the Spongebob Episode "Just One Bite" / England has never had a McDonald's burger before, this is what happens after he has that first bite UsUk OOC-ness Rated T for England's foul mouth

"You were brave and strong." England. "I'm sorry, but I still love you." Russia. "I shall never forgive him for killing you." France. What happens when the nations think back on their human lovers?

The last thing Alfred expected to find Arthur in the world was the supposedly prim and sober Brit in a closet, wearing skirt and heels. Cosplaying as hobby is one thing, but cross-dressing? WTF? USxUK M-rated for saucy contents

France, fed up with America and England denying their feelings for one another, concocts a plan to get the two love birds together. All it will take is a little white lie and an island... AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.

He didn't know when his customary goodnight kisses moved from the top of the boy's ashen blonde mop of hair to his pink, pouty lips. UK/US Shotacon. Do not be deceived by the innocent title! Oneshot

Oneshot. America gives England a lift home from school on his bike's handlebars. England promises himself that he'll never to do it again Contains: England screaming, England's foul mouth and a kiss 3 UsUk first complete story!

How can you win if the person you're fighting with is yourself? A Civil War fic.

What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;

America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.

He never thought his curl would be his downfall. America/South Italy

Russia was "crazy." Everyone knew that. Or at least, they thought they knew. Everyone always thinks they know, and yet no one really knows what he truly desires. But maybe, someday, he'll get what he longs for so much: a little bit. Just a little bit...

The year is 1912. An aloof American and a proper Englishman's paths collide aboard the grandest ship of their time... The TITANIC. "Unsinkable even by God." USxUK AU APH/Titanic Parody.

He goes out, remembering, and searching for some sign that he'll be okay.

Written for the Hetalia Remix as a rewrite of "Is America Smarter Than a Fifth Grader". Is he really? England isn't convinced. USxUK

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!

Due to financial difficulties, England becomes the 51st state of America yet neither are happy with the merger forced upon them. Between the need for forgiveness and the search for happiness the irreparable happens. USxUK *warning:death

It's Valentine's Day, and England wants to give America something nice! But to what extents will he go to do so..? Warning: this story will kill you from cute. No lie. I was challenged to make a story that would, and so...here it is.

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

England spots America eating alone at a diner and decides to blow on the glass of the window and write Alfred a quick little message...

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

America overhears a conversation between France and England and misinterprets the entire thing. He naturally blows everything out of proportions and England has to help him out. All of this over the double meaning of the word "seed".

England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.

Alfred’s birthday is drawing nearer once again, and he pretty much dreads that a certain nation isn’t going to show up… again. What’s a hero to do? Call up reinforcement, of course! US/UK.

America gets a case of the swine flu. US/UK oneshot.

Alfred needs help with his new Pokemon game. very slight AmericaxJapan, US/UK, oneshot.

The bloody smears on the wall made his heart jump for joy. The feel of the warm sickeningly sweet substance streaking across the wallpaper under his gloved fingertips was pure ecstasy. No one would ever be alone. This makes Ivan smile until his lips crack

England finds something special belonging to America. AmericaxEngland oneshot.

America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.

Alfred decides it's about time Arthur gets checked out about his... mentality

A malfuction with a time machine lands modern day America back in the days of sand, sea, and... pirates? US/UK, America/Pirate!England AU