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I'm not making any promises, I'll try to update this once every three months along with my stories, starting today.

Update: 7-5-13

Happy 364 days until the next fourth of july. im really bored.

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ONCE YOU PASS THIS IT IS NO LONGER THE UPDATE

My profile picture is a drawing I made of Callie Smith from my story A Daughter of Hestia 2 (Sorry it may be kind of fuzzy... stupid computer...)

Hi I'm booksruletheworld4evr, and I'm obsessed with the following:

Harry Potter (books and movies)

Hunger Games (books and movie(s))

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (books, that movie was TERRIBLE)

Supernatural

Doctor Who

Sherlock

The Avengers (CAPTAIN AMERICA ALL THE WAY!!)

Heroes of Olympus

Rise of the Guardians (BEST.ANIMATED.MOVIE.EVER.)

Guardians of Childhood (the bookS that Rise of the Guardians is based on)

Pizza (best Italian delicacy ever, although I'm mostly German :P)

Ice Cream (who came up with the idea of frozen milk,eggs,and sugar? LET US CLAP FOR THEM!!!)

Love Songs

Cats

My Phone (seriously my phone is with me everywhere I go. it is my life)

Chocolate

The Fantastic Foursome. (if you dont know who they are, go to youtube and either type in: danisnotonfire OR amazingphil OR crabstickz OR kickthepj OR the fantastic foursome)

Awkward moments in my LIFE(yes these things actually happened to me, I'll be updating these every time one happens):

That awkward moment when you walk into the school bathroom, and your science teacher is in there, washing their hands. And, as you are peeing, they say"You did a great job on your science test (instert name here)!" And you don't know how to respond so you say, "Thanks?" And then you hear the bathroom door close and breath a sigh of relief.

That awkward moment when you are in the car with your mom, and she talks about teen pregnancy.

That awkward moment when you see your mom in a wedding picture, just playing around of course, with a coconut bra on over her dress. SCARRED FOR LIFE.

That awkward moment when you are in a movie theater, and the screen just freezes before the movie begins. So now there is in awkward silence throughout the entire room, along with the occasional munch of popcorn.

Awesome quotes from a diff profile on a completely diff website:

One Smile makes a huge difference. Pass it on

Me

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

Me

Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Paul Brandt

Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.

Demi Lovato

Thank you for believing in my weirdness!

Katy Perry

The problem with the world is that the dumb people are ever so confident, while the intelligent are full of doubt.

Anonymous

In the dark recesses of the mind, a disease known as FEAR feasts upon the souls of those who cannot overcome its power...
And so fear is forces deep within the soul of a hero. Conquered... at least, for now.

Pat Mchale

Funny Quotes: don't own any of this!!

"People are like slinkies: basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine succeed"

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"

"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"

"Survival, what a drag"

"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"

"You, off my planet"

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous"

"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager it's hard to pronounce"

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"

"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"

"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"(this is officially my motto)

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"My mind is like lightning, one brilliant flash, then it's gone"

"Evil beware: we have Waffles"

"He who laughed last thought the slowest"

"The silent ones are always the deadliest"

"Lol, I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it..."

"Ask, did you feel that?"

"When the doors on an elevator close, say, 'it's ok, they'll open again"

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

WHAT THE HELL WAS I ON WHEN I WAS 12/13 WHAT IS THIS PROFILE OMF

A N Y WA Y S i write my stories over on ao3 (anotherfandomanotherobsession) now if you really do care (but theres no pjo...sorry) here i was getting bearings for fandom life like oh my god and besides my writing here sucks anyways like how are some of you still reading my old shit

im keeping this profile up tho bc dear god that above stuff is hilarious omg