I'm the clown who came to town
to review your stories or shoot them down!
Good or bad i'll read them all
but if it sucks, i'll hit the wall!

Flaming is my ultimate deed
but only stories that are bad, indeed.
If your story is off the chain
compliments will surly rain!

So if you came wondering why
i flamed your story, by and by
then please understand, dear "friend"
you sure as hell made my sanity bend!

~The Clown