THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).

Saving the world was a full time job. But that doesn't stop three brothers receiving another job offer.

Tony had built his suit to protect himself and others. He should not have been caught again. He also shouldn't have to depend on a certain green eyed individual, who happens to be his cellmate, for survival. Tony and Loki whump. No Slash. Rating for scenes of torture.

A vacation for two of the brothers doesn't go according to plan. Then again, they're Tracys. When does anything go according to plan?

Edwin keeps his promise.

Edwin Jarvis is not only the perfect butler; he's also the caretaker of a neglected little boy named Tony Stark. This story about the ways Jarvis's care helped Tony through the hardest times in his childhood and the darkest days of his adulthood.

Never had there been a worse birthday. No Slash.

New York, 1947. The war is over, and so is The War. One angel clashes with her superiors and one demon is a surprisingly good friend. Angels and demons au, Angel!Peggy and Demon!Jarvis, heavily influenced by Good Omens.

By reader request: a brief meditation on the padawan's braid.

John, Chas and Zed find themselves in a small Washington town, looking for three missing teens. But after their investigation leads them into the dark depths of the forest, they may be in for more than they bargained for. Future Constantine whump. Some language.

A year-long look into the log of the CMO of the good ship Enterprise. The T rating is for the occasional profanity. Goal of 365 has now been reached - final entry and index have been added. Happy New Years - many thanks to all those who have followed all year.

It was well known to the company that Kíli and Fíli were mischievous little terrors as dwarf children. Sitting around various campfires on the way to reclaim Erebor, the pair's youthful adventures and scrapes are exposed to the group, including broken bones, earthquakes, dwarf pox and plenty of h/c. Kíli/Fíli with protective!Thorin and the rest of the dwarves thrown in for fun.

Sometimes, Virgil really did know his big brother too well.

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

Jedi training has its ups and downs. Vignettes set between already published Lineage installments; various genres; story index appended as final chapter.

Sometimes, the rescues go without a hitch. The danger emerges after they are home.

He wasn't supposed to be the one left behind, watching and listening as space stole two brothers and a storm took a third.

Jack is touching something he REALLY shouldn't... "Would you mind…um…not touching that?" "Why not?" "It's making me very uncomfortable." Fair warning, crack!fic. Some stories are complete and utter CRACK! But, things aren't always what they seem! Random little ficlets/drabbles, not always connected. Rated T for suggestiveness...just to be safe. Feel free to leave a request!

The first time John laid eyes on Sherlock Holmes, the boy's teeth were sunken into another student's arm as he was being punched in the face repeatedly. Teen!lock AU. Eventual light Johnlock.

"When Thorin is effectively held prisoner by Dis for two weeks, and ordered to take a break from all his 'royal running around', Fili and Kili get to spend more time with their uncle than usual. Shenanigans ensue." Just a collection of cute drabbles, from the perspective of a variety of characters. I aim to fill the world with happy Hobbit fanfic before TaBA comes out!

Trouble can come in any shape, form, or size from A to Z, and for some reason, the Enterprise always seems to find it. Drabbles centered around life aboard the Enterprise.

Fili made Kili a promise, and Thorin made one to them. Family fic - no slash!

The decision to go enter the room had been easy. The entrance had been straightforward. However nothing could have prepared them for what was to come. Jim certainly wasn't the only one to go through hell and back.

Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"

Thorin comes home after a long trip with some special gifts for his two favorite little nephews. Just a fluffy little drabble.

A/U. Qui-Gon Jinn is less than pleased when the Council assigns him a new Padawan – one who should be old enough to undergo the Trials instead. But why isn't Kenobi a Jedi yet?

He already had one little brother. He really didn't want two, why couldn't they just take him back?

At Arthur's darkest moment, Merlin comes up with a plan to save the king from his doom, saving one legend and paving the way for another to be born in the process. Crackish.

The Once and Future King has risen again. But Merlin has an even bigger destiny for him this time. One that involves helping International Rescue to save the world.

A broken engine makes getting home for one Tracy a little harder than usual.

This is the unofficial log of the terrible, awful, wonderful things that Dr. Leonard McCoy has had the ill luck to experience aboard the USS Enterprise. God help him.

In which Gandalf invites half-human, half-Hobbit thief Relly Crillynook to join Thorin Oakenshield and Co. on the quest to reclaim Erebor, an adventure involving stolen forks, burping with dwarves and eventually falling for a certain unassuming and reluctant Hobbit. Bilbo/OC.

While on a trip to Alfheim, a young Thor and Loki encounter trouble in a large forest. Pre-Thor. No slash, brotherly love. Loki-whump.

In his first case with the Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes was too late to catch the Doll Maker, the madman changing children into dolls, and instead only able to save one little girl. 12 years later, that little girl came back, and so did the monster. As Sherlock and John struggle to finish the madman off, they must make a choice: the girl or the Doll Maker.

No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.

Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.

Bones gets hit on the head, and Jim does what he can. Slight mentions of Into Darkness.

"Much tried. He honestly did. But there was no good bit to any of this." Every chain has a weak link, even in a group as close-knit as Robin's gang, and the strength of that link is about to be tested. Set mid-season one, rated for whump and thematic elements. Some Robin/Marian, and juuuust a hint of Will/Djaq. Complete.

Robin tries to make up with Marian by bringing her some honey, after an argument while she's a member of his gang in the forest.

Technically, he was still doing what his father had told him. Well, if he went with Gordon's reasoning anyway.

They can defy the odds and snatch people from the jaws of death on a daily basis. But sometimes, not all dangers come in a physical form.

And one time he was too happy to. We all know Jim's an idiot, and Bones can't help but reiterate that fact. Except for one time, when he's too grateful to Jim to do anything but thank him.

When he was little there was one thing that meant family to Fili, and that was his big sister. Fili/Kili/OC fluff.

Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

A look at Fili and Kili when they were young and how Thorin handles young dwarf fights. Or rather how he handles young dwarves in general. Will probably be a collection of small stories from when Fili and Kili were young.

When Much disappears, Robin takes it upon himself to find out about the true nature of his friend's fate. Meanwhile, Marian faces the hangman's noose when her dealings with the outlaws is discovered, forcing Gisborne to take desperate measures.

Queen Eleanor brings 12-year-old Prince John to Locksley for Robin's tenth birthday.

While visiting his sister's town in the Blue Mountains, Thorin finds himself in a room full of children afraid of thunder, with a storm pounding outside. He makes up a story to make them feel better. MOVIEVERSE: I haven't read the book for a few years, so this probably fits with the movie better than it does with the novel. One-shot. Correction: LONG one-shot.

SuperWhoLock A man from the sky, searching for his blue box. Two brothers on their way to hunt demons with an Angel by their side. A doctor who solves crimes together with a detective, until the crimes turn the crimes turn out to be more human acts...

"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?

What if the Tracy Boys had a sister? How would their daily life differ? This provides what might happen if they did and how the boys life and rescues would change. Please read and review. ON HAITUS.

It was supposed to be the break they all needed to put the last year behind them and take a step forward. But things never do work out that easily for the Tracys.

Of all the things that could have taken down their archer, only the most foolish notions involved a rabbit hole. Now it is up to Fili to look after his injured brother. No slash.

Anderson and Sally pull a bad prank on John and Sherlock for Halloween, and the duo take revenge! Two 221Bs in chapter one and three 221Bs in chapter two. Challenge by johnsarmylady. Rating for the nature of the pranks!

Once again, Merlin finds himself in a bit of a situation after he performs a transfiguration spell in his sleep. Things can only get worse when Gwaine gets involved - not to mention when a stressed-out prince and the rest of the knights join in. Can Merlin keep his secret and change back? Set between series' 3 and 4.

Those who study Data tend to look down upon him. But when the cybernetics conference is held aboard the Enterprise, it's the perfect oppertunity for Data's friends to prove that he's more than a machine. Standard disclaimers apply.

"Help. Such a strange word, when you say it people come to your aid, but why is it that when I shout it out, no one comes to save me?" Travel through every year of Sherlock's life to find out what made him, him. May contain disturbing features much later.

The team find themselves stranded on an island. Things happen. Post-movie, no slash, Tony whump.

Sherlock and John are modern day vampire hunters. But what happens when Sherlock is bitten and becomes what he hunts? Rated T for violence and Johnlock. vampire AU

Greg goes missing on one February night before shift. For 3 long month's the team works non-stop to find him,but it seems like he disappeared without a trace. All that changed when he's found in a car crash; now that he's safe,or is he?, the team wants to know: what the hell happened? Greg whump!

There's a new boy at Sherlock's school, John, who's deaf. And Sherlock is determinded to talk to him. R&R!

Arthur accidentally hurts Merlin while goofing off, and now waits for Merlin's petty revenge. How low will Merlin stoop? Ficlet. No slash. Humor, not to be taken seriously.

Stranded on an uncivilized planet, master and apprentice meet the natives, encounter the Laws of Nature, hunt and are hunted, and howl at the moon together.

SuperLock Demon!Sherlock origin story. Johnlock undertones. Before Sherlock Holmes came to be, he was something else entirely. Barely the shadow of a man, too perfect a specimen for a demon. He belongs nowhere, but finds a home in the oddest of places.

Sequel to Drown the Echoes. As Loki and Odin try to find some semblance of common ground between them, Asgard comes to realize that the war with the Frost Giants was not entirely avoided with the temporary destruction of the Bifrost. The Jotuns have come to claim what was stolen from them. Everything that was stolen. Co-written with Gabrielle Day. Large quantities of Loki-whump.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" he inquires with admiration at his own handiwork, as Sherlock gently arranges the doctor in the recovery position. "After all, you reinvented the pool; I reinvented the toxin - and here we are, full circle. I rather thought you'd appreciate the poetic justice, Sherlock." Written for Challenge 022 at LJ's Watsons Woes, TGG AU.

When Sherlock gets shot Mycroft and John decide to bring Sherlock to his parents' home, where Sherlock shows a different side of him. But Jim is lurking, and Sherlock's childhood memories are re-awakened. Many genres, perhaps Sherlock/OC.

My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.

Gwaine's been in worse scrapes than this: he just can't think of any right now. A boar hunt with the knights goes terribly wrong, but as things progress, that's the least of his problems. Features Arthur, Percival, Leon, Lancelot, Elyan, Gaius and Gwen.

Despite the good International Rescue brings to the world, not everyone is as appreciative of the sacrifices the Tracys make on a regular basis.

In which Arthur is captured, Morgana is mean, Leon is accused of being the immortal Emrys, Percival becomes an adoptive father with a talent for disappearing, and Merlin is important to the plot. Season 4 finale, no slash.

Another harsh early childhood lesson in the Jedi Temple. Featuring minor characters, in both senses of the word.

Mycroft, age eleven, is more than a little irritated with his younger brother when they go on an Easter egg hunt.

Sergeant Donovan is called out in the middle of the night to arrest some burglars which have locked themselves in a room. But it turns out their slightly more stubborn than your average thief...

Written for a very specific fan request, on a theme so venerable and oft-repeated that it should be a 'saber kata. Author apologizes in advance for egregious abuse of a brave and noble character.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Sherlock is taken by Moriarty, and when he's found he's going to need John more than ever as he makes his way slowly back to normality. Contains violence, strong language, angst, whump, etc Set just after TGG

SuperLock. Strange men with rosary beads and holy water break into 221B Baker Street and John makes a discovery that changes... well. GEN.

When Arthur is taken from right under their noses, Merlin is determined to get him back home and safe. But his kidnappers have their own ideas and won't release him that easily. No slash. Involves Arthur whump. Dedicated to Steffi Hoffman.

Extended epilogue to Field of Dreams. After the difficult and disturbing mission to Antar 4, Qui Gon Jinn enlists the aid of the Living Force to succour his struggling apprentice.

Sherlock and his brother play at being a pirate and a spy. Child!Lock

Five times John helped make Sherlock more human, and one time Sherlock returned the favor. Written for sherlockmas on LJ. Gen. This Chapter: Sherlock tries to coax his flatmate out of a funk, and in the process discovers the joys of motion sickness.

"John, run." Sherlock said sternly. And that's just what John did. This was no game. It was a bloody awful nightmare.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

It's Christmastime 2011, so let's see what Merlin gets from the gang, even Agravaine, for Christmas THIS year. Largely based on season 4. Silliness fused with a tad of cleverness.

"I guess we'll never know what this is..." - A new adventure for the Disaster Twins, and Drown Malcolm Month

A series of drabbles ranging from adorable bromance to extreme angst to ridiculous crack. Merlin goodness in 100 word chunks, who could ask for more? Please read and review.

100 more drabbles, 10000 more words. Three – "There's a thing in Merlin's head." Based off of the episode preview for 4x06.

Sherlock and Mycroft's father comes to London unknown to his sons. The results are... unexpected.

In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.

"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.

Merlin like you've never seen it before. NOW- I make excuses, but with a twist - this time, there's a sneak preview of the next episode of DRAGOON, "Dragoon and the Porkchop of DOOM!" Burn Meter: Arthur-46, Merlin-44

Most of the time, Merlin acts normally. But then every once in a while, he acts... not like himself. It's in the eyes. It's in the smile. It's in the way he very nearly jumped. What's wrong with him? Can we fix it? No slash. Complete

A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?

100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.

Which is not a darkfic, not a deathfic, not slash, and not a reveal, and yet begins with Arthur's sword slicing towards the helpless ex-manservant on the ground. That's the kind of thing that just screams, "You've been fired." Part action, part humor.

Random sentences about little moments in Camelot No Slash! Please read :D Just give it a go. Rating T just in case :D review please:D

"Arthur, what's going on?" Merlin asked his master, his eyes wide with terror "What have I done?" "Don't worry Merlin," Arthur called, but all he could think of was the rise and fall of the glittering whip. He didn't see Merlin's eyes flash suddenly gold

Alan knows that he was kidnapped, but he can't remember what happened since that first day. Is he really free? Did he escape? How will the Tracys react when they get Alan back, but with no memory of the horrors he had to endure?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

Wee!Chester, AU. Dean is 14, Sam 10. When John's late back from a hunt, it's down to Dean to hold the fort. But what happens when he realises his kindly neighbour is in serious trouble? He has to help, doesn't he? Dean!Whump, warnings for strong language.

Added scene to the episode The Breach. After returning to Enterprise Malcolms lands in Sickbay, where he unwillingly acts as a soundboard for Phlox.

Sam, Dean and Cas are kidnapped by a hunter. But not everything is as it seems - Alexis is more dangerous than they think. Dean/Cas and Gabe/Cas friendship, lots of angst and whump, no slash. COMPLETE

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Sherlock can't crack the riddle that is John Watson. But that's going to have to be put on hold, as said riddle has currently been kidnapped and buried alive.

John is kidnapped, driven right off the face of the earth, by a group of men who will do whatever it takes to find out more about one Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Companion to 'For Thou Art With Me', but can stand alone.

Something that happens during an away mission brings Malcolm back in time... Written for Drown Malcolm Month

It is a normal day. Boring, routine. Right up until John Watson walks out the door and off the face of the earth. Companion to 'And I Shall Fear No Evil', but can stand alone.

Sherlock has never learned to swim.

Merlin has more than one secret to keep. prompt: Merlin was born with angel wings. Slash/AU

Self insert, one shot. Castiel and Judith want to know what happens when vampires drink the blood of an angel. Spin off of Renegade series, and Prequel to Castiel's Battles series. Complete.

A tragedy at a rescue makes Jeff think nothing worse can happen. He was wrong. Alan whump. It's me, what do you expect?

They say bad things happen in three's... If you don't believe me, just ask the Tracys as an unfortunate mishap on the way home from New York City tests the bonds of trust. Third story in the 'Virgin Trilogy'.

Complete - A devious plot by the enemy is initiated that could wipe out the Jedi without firing a weapon, leaving Obi-wan Kenobi fighting for his last breath as Anakin races to save him.

I think the title pretty much sums it up. A wounded Padawan, an angsty Jedi Master, and some good old h/c without too much plot to get in the way.

The Vampires discover Sam's secret. Soon Dean and Sam are being hunted by the Vampires who want to use Sam in a mysterious ceremony. Lots of hurt/limp Sam & Dean. Set after 2.10 Hunted

And one time Chekov returned the favour.

Upon her return to Nottinghamshire, Elsie finds out just how much can change during a seven year absence. What sort of trouble awaits the forgotten half of the Locksley lineage?

Robin teaches his baby sister, Annabelle, something inportant. This is my 1st Robin Hood BBC story. R&R.

Two of the boys are kidnapped in New York by someone who wants revenge. Movie verse with reference to tv verse. ON HIATUS.

The Squirrells surprise Much during one of his hunts in the forest and exact their own particular brand of revenge upon him.....

Scott discovered at a young age that certain things don't go well together. Like fast bikes, big hills and bare skin, for example. Unfortunately for him, this was a lesson he learnt the hard way. Two-shot.

A Much-centric story. When Much falls ill, will the others come together to take care of him? Not a terribly complicated plot, but lots of friendship and gang togetherness to come. Thanks for reading!

Poor Virgil gets sick. And what's worse than one Mother Hen? Five. movieverse *It's a miracle- there's an update!

There's no such thing as 'peace and quiet' when you're a Thunderbird. When a dangerous rescue mission goes horribly wrong, will any of the boys escape unscathed? And when Virgil's injuries turn critical, who will be there to look after him?

Preseries. Marian accompanies her father on a visit to Locksley village. Robin/Marian

The lake’s surface was perfectly inert, not a ripple disturbed its lifeless stillness. Liflessness could pose no threat, could it? A Drown Malcolm Month story

What’s it like to be trapped inside an unresponsive body? Gordon’s take on the weeks following his hydrofoil accident.

Gisbourne, still fuming after the events in 'Tattoo, What Tattoo' finds the outlaws camp...and a few hostages... putting Robin in a fairly sticky situation. WillDjaq *COMPLETE finally *

Whilst investigating a crime scene an alien hallucinogen is accidentally released, causing the Torchwood team to imagine all sorts of crazy things.Owen collapses, Gwen starts hallucinating and Jack's libido is restless...T for language.Jack/Gwen,Tosh/Owen

Trip and Malcolm crash the shuttlepod on an uninhabited planet, and soon discover that they aren’t as alone as they thought.

Lyra and Will are still apart, but what happens on that midsummer's day could change it all.

It was a mistake...just a simple mistake. TV verse. Rated T for later chapters.

Dean's taken, but by whom or what? Blindfolded, tied and beaten, why won't anyone talk to him? And just what has happened to Sam? Dean whumping, limp and hurt Sam to follow. Angst! Set after season 2 so but no spoilers for anything after that. Rated k

When a veteran marine friend of their father calls the boys for help when mysterious deaths start occurring on his fledgling cruise, it’s not long before the boys end up in over their heads. Hurt!Dean and some Sammy!whumping for good measure. LongFic.

Once again Malcolm must face the deep murmurs of his conscience. A story for Drown Malcolm Month

Dean's birthday present to Sam doesn't go exactly as planned. Whumped!Sam.

A shuttlepod vanishes with Reed on board.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

After a major arrest and discovery of a witness thanks to Greg, a crimelord targets Greg to get what he wants. As the other CSI's work to save his life they discover that no one is safe! Lot's of whump NickGreg Friendship! No Slash!

Exhausted after over a year of fighting in the Clone Wars, our heroes are sent on another mission to a vacation paradise planet. This mission brings danger and the aftereffects may very well shatter the deepening friendship between Master and Padawan. If

When Tom Sawyer does not escape from Venice, but rather, is taken, there will be pain, suffering, torture and loss: is there any room for hope? .Anonymous 'fan': if you keep asking for an update every week, I'll be forced to remove the story, please stop.

Malcolm gets a bad case of hiccups

When Archer finds shuttlepod I empty and drifting in space, he assumes that his officers have been killed. However, Trip and Malcolm are not dead. But maybe they wish they were. Chapter 19 UP! COMPLETE!

Special Agent Tom Sawyer vanishes for a week. When he is found he has... changed. Is Tom really now the League's enemy? And just who is the mysterious 'Mr. Big' and what are his plans for the American? -Now Complete!-

Completely bored? Read this! It should make you laugh! Find out what to say when Alan flies TB1, or when you crash TB2... rating for mild language in certain parts *cough*Alan flying TB1*cough* . Old Story - No Longer Updated

Obi-Wan is struggling through a difficult time, but should he ask for help, or can he deal with it alone?