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Joined 02-07-11, id: 2740085, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

The OC's are Satoshi and Maia. Satoshi i borrowed from Ketsueki no Kuki, but she borrowed Maia from me.

Onto more important matters. FOR ALL MADASAKU, AKASAKU and MULTISAKU LOVERS: read Ketsueki No Kuki's Stories!!!!


anyway I will be adding some pictures of these OC's when i have them. So far i have Satoshi.

Satoshi Haruno: Shirtless- : in full uniform-

Some pictures of Maia Uchiha- Madara, Fugaku, Tobi, and Izuna's mother- will be up soon.


So as I've said This account will go bye bye. I may occasionally be here, but my story will be thoroughly removed and posted on Ketsueki No Kuki's account. Go to her and pm her to talk to me.

So Ket's currently depressed (tried to commit suicide depressed) and for the people who want her to update, i'm sorry but she won't be doing that for at least another week.

If GeekyCheerleader were to update, i think she would at least try.

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Oniichan to Imoutochan by Ikillatfirstsight reviews
A delinquent Onii-chan? Check! Imouto who is the definition of perfect? Check! Them hating each other? Check! Parents going away and leaving them to solve their silly sibling hatred thing? Che- WAIT! WHAT? AWW HELL NO! AkatsukiSakura rated T for language. Warning: Chap 1-7 Major CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,430 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
United They Stand by SpawnX66 reviews
The universe can be a dark, unforgiving place. The Battle of New York was living proof of such things. Now, as the human race struggles to adapt to the growing changes, S.H.I.E.L.D. struggles to maintain secrecy and order in the world. AU, multi-crossover, and a continuation of my other fic, Thordis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,659 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Nick F., OC
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Almost Synthetic by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
A woman, her humanity taken away from her by a corrupt task force, volunteers to become even less human after losing her memories. Now, as blank as an MX, she is placed to be partners with both Dorian and John Kennex. She's not human enough to human, but not synthetic enough to be a droid. A reverse DRN. John/OC, Dorian/OC
Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Dorian, John K., OC
Faith in Life and Love by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Takes place during episode "Faith", but occurs after "Route 666" May WInters was really just an encyclopedia of all things that go bump in the night. She was relatively useful. She was also Dean's girlfriend. Until he cheats on her, of course. It was expected, though. He's too attractive be to tamed. But then he gets electrocuted and has a month to live. It's hard being her.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Dean W., OC] Sam W.
Moonshine Valley by Darling-Stardusted-Traverser reviews
AU. Moonshine Valley: A Valley for the young, the old, the single. The big city took an abandoned town and pawned it off as a singles city. Where the free and independent could go to pursue their professions, love, or even a nice drink. Join these men and women as wacky adventures, fights, love, loss, and hilarity ensue. OC's.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013
Dossier: Kirby by SpawnX66 reviews
In the wake of the Chitauri attack, S.H.I.E.L.D. has been reviewing dossiers and reports of nearly every high-profile being on the planet. While the agency's shadow division is off scouting for potential recruits, S.H.I.E.L.D. investigates yet another alien crash sight, but what they find is nothing like they expected. United They Stand tie-in.
Crossover - Kirby & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Kirby - Complete
Something Lost by Fayiyong reviews
Sakura interrupted Madara's sleep cause she lost something important. ONESHOT. Read and Review please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fearless by Maissekka reviews
Normally Hidan was pretty fearless. He was immortal after all. But there were a few people existing in the world that invoked fear in his heart. One of those people was...Sakura, when she was pissed. One-Shot, HidaSaku SakuraXHidan. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Angry by Maissekka reviews
Hidan wakes Sakura up. This in itself is a bad idea, but then he has tha gall to demand Sakura dye her hair. Why? One-Shot, HidaSaku HidanXSakura. Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Lovely Red Umbrella reviews
for KetsuekiNoKuki's contest. It was raining. Hard. It soaked my clothes as I cried, mourning over the grave of my ex-boyfriend. "Sakura," I looked up and saw Madara standing there, holding a red umbrella over my head. "Let's go home, love." MadaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete