When Carlisle invites his old mentor to the house, none of the vampires realized just how much one visit would change their lives. Harry Potter only has one goal in mind and that is to put an end to all the ridiculousness in the house. It is time for the Cullen children to grow up and act their age. (One-shot with light Twilight bashing)

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack