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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Formerly Opiate in Fantasy, I lost access to my account and I'm restarting here.


My name is Brittany, and you can feel free to call me Nee. I'm not really sure what to put in here, but I guess I can try...

I'm super awkward, and if you talk to me, don't be surprised if I'm not as quirky and confident and I may seem. I'm pretty isolated, and I'm content with being a lonely person. I have a boring and wasteful life to lead, so why not just mess around on the internet? That's what brings me here.

I live in APH France's basement. My favourite colours are pastels of pink, orange and anything inbetween. I really, really like video games, and I'm kind of a dork. I'm one of those people who know useless Pokemon trivia, can explain the entire Zelda timeline to you, blah blah blah. I really love the Mother series, it's probably my favourite. I daydream a lot, and I often have so many ideas I just don't know what to do with them all. I also love anime - my favourite is Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's awesome, go check it out. Despite this, I find Hetalia to be more inspirational to me.

Uh, I guess that's all I can say about myself. I'm not very interesting, sorry.


Story ideas/WIPs:

Hetalia:

Sometimes You Need a Hero - A collection of one-shots centering around America and his citizens. From stopping a robbery to getting a cat stuck out of a tree, Alfred F. Jones will always help the people in need. Because, even if you don't believe in them, sometimes your only hope is a true hero.

Tales of an Angsty Dimension Jumper - Meet the angsty, depressed and irritable 11-year-old me. I hated everything and everyone, and my only friends were fictional characters. But when Angsty Me discovers that some of the characters she respected so much may not be so fictional, she's tossed into a much bigger problem than she initially thought. Being rewritten. Inspired by my friend, who encouraged me to do this and gave me the idea.

Love isn't to be Forced - Rapist. Molester. Pervert. Creep. France didn't mean to come off that way - he just wants people to be loved. He isn't sorry for his actions; he's much too prideful for that. He's just sad the world can't see that he means well. But even if he's hated, even if no one can understand what he's doing, he'll keep at it. Because someone out there will appreciate it. A moment of reflection in France's eyes. (Title may change)

Siblings Please? - Belarus loves Russia. Liechtenstein loves Switzerland. 'What makes our relationships different?' Belarus thinks, 'Why can't Brother love me as Switzerland does Liechtenstein? I envy her, but somehow, I can't find it in my heart to be bitter towards her. I wonder if she'll listen to me?'

The Phony Nation Table - Inspired by littleaphheadcanons on Tumblr. A small look into the lives of the micronations (and The Awesome Prussia!) and their misadventures. A collection of one-shots surrounding the antics of the phony nation table - mostly started by Sealand.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica:

(Title to be decided) - Hitomi reflects on her actions towards Sayaka and her feelings towards Kamijou. What was it that really drove her? It wasn't really something she could help... right?


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An Indecent Stranger by castielsweetness reviews
Alfred wasn't sure if it was the air or just a gut feeling that made him want to take a different route that Valentine's Day, he just did. He didn't know why he had flowers that everyone in the city hated or why he heard crying in a forest. "I-I'm sorry," the stranger said, "I'm indecent." Alfred offered the flowers, "It's alright. You can fall as long as you can stand up again."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Get Arthur Laid Agency by PitFTW reviews
"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Roses are Red, by spiralingdown reviews
Violets are blue...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beauty of the Unseeing by Cygrus reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nothing Like The Movies by OrangePlum reviews
All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Lover, My Rose
America reflects on his relationship with England in a poetic fashion. His England, his lover, his rose. Just as gentle, just as lovely, just as passionate... and just as standoffish and prickly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain]