This is my disclaimer for any work that I ever put on this site hereafter: I am not daft and I in no way am under the impression that I own any of it other than the twisted plots that work themselves out in my brain. Pinky promise.

Now that I've got that out of the way:

I'm fifteen (almost sixteen) and utterly bored with the tiny town that I live with my family in. I love more than anything to read and write and I am (sadly) not a genius. I can whistle "Yankee Doodle" though, and my best friend says that's enough.