Hey! Ho! Vamos! The Morbid Boppers (formerly Ramen Roe Shoulders) are sweet catastrophe and Orange Shoelace.
We have proclaimed ourselves The Morbid Boppers because we have finally come to the point where we have realized that in some sick and morbid way, we are an odd form of 'teenyboppers'. Not in the way mindless drones who watch MTV and scream out "Ohmigod Justin's so hot!" are. Fuck, no, we despise that. But we are in the way that we freak out about bopperish (can't think of a descriptive word) things and have our share of obsessions and lists of guys we'd love to fuck. Mwahahaha... Though no matter how much we want that and obsess about these people, we are smart enough to know that we will never have them and probably won't even meet them.
A small display of our moments and obsessions:
"Ahhh, look, he just smiled! Aw, he's so adorable!" - us referring to Chris Carrabba at a recent Dashboard show
"Implied!" - what we constantly shout out at even the smallest reference of a Mark/Tom slash moment we see on Blink tapes and in Blink pictures
Beth: Mike Herrera lives under my bed, but he comes on top, too. Sarah: Oh, so you do like the bottom position. Beth: What? Sarah: Did you mean on top of the bed or on top of you? Beth: Oh! Well...both!
Sarah: "The set's over?" - about five minutes after Alkaline Trio's set has been over and Beth has already announced her sadness at its end

evil laughs* The freakish shit you'll find written by us is pretty crazy. There's mostly remakes of songs at the moment and someday there will be some crazy short stories, too. Enjoy the humorous insanity that is us on natural highs mixed with Fun Dip and possibly some coffee, cheese and Benadryll.
If you don't find us amusing, don't worry, we usually only amuse ourselves anyway.
*both grin like fools*
Huge shout out to our friend Julie aka Stellarific Emo Kid 'cause she rocks and also made a collaboration with Sarah in the song "Between Me and Roe" that is posted on here. Hooray!
*Beth and Sarah bounce off singing "I watched flies fuck on channel eleven" substituting "guys" in place of "flies"*