"Life isn't about how to survive the storm; It's about dancing in the rain!"

I love long walks on the beach and reading stuff about stuff... I also love glitter and sparkles and baggy sweatshirts and flower shorts and screwing up online battles on XBOX. Poke me and you're dead.

William Herondale is my hubby, Sam Roth is my boyfriend, and Patch Cipriano is my man whore.

Celebrities and Bands:

Taylor Swift

Cimorelli

P!nk

Nickelback

Evanescence

Fall Out Boy

Boys Like Girls

Carrie Underwood

Rascal Flatts

The Civil Wars

Miley Cyrus

Demi Lovato

The Band Perry

Jennifer Lawrence

Alex Pettyfer

Lily Collins

Adam Sandler

Josh Hutcherson

Liam Hemsworth

Steven Yeun

Gaspard Ulliel

Sexy guy in Poker Face M.V.

Gerard Butler

Steve Carrel

Dylan O'Brien

Selena Gomez

My favorite books:

The Immortals

The Mortal Instruments

The Infernal Devices

Hush Hush

Fallen

Evermore

Hollowland

My Blood Approves

The Wolves of Mercy Falls

The Hunger Games

October Breezes

Trylle

Halo

Favorite Shows/Movies:

Gossip Girl

American Horror Story

Game of Thrones

The Walking Dead

Teen Wolf

Pretty Little Liars

Invader Zim

Pirates of the Caribbean

Lemonade Mouth(I told you I'm a geek)

Sponge Bob

That 70's Show

George Lopez

The Lying Game

Switched at Birth

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Tangled

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?" City of Ashes

“I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me…Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."

"'Your so easy to tease. And yes, your friend is just fine. Well, except that he keeps putting all my things away and trying to clean up. Now I can't find anything. He's compulsive.'

"Why do you like him?, he seems to like you. i saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut"

"To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be the one destroyed."

"Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We have been punching her in the face repeatedly. What, you don't think that will work?"

" I am a man, and men do not comsume pink bevrages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."

"Well, I'm not kissing the mundane,' said Jace. 'I'd rather stay down here and rot.'
'Forever? Said Simon. 'Forever's and awfully longtime.'
Jace raised his eyebrows. 'I knew it,' he said. 'You want to kiss me, don't you?'

"Patince grasshopper," said Maia. " Good things come to those who wait."
" I always thought it was' good things come to those who do the wave.'" said Simon. " No wonder I have been confused all my life."
" Confused is a nice word for it," said Jace

"You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will."
"There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't."

"Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"

"Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."
"I'll stay," Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. "I can minister angelically."
"None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is," Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow.
"How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."
Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong."

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck."

"That was enterprising," Will sounded nearly impressed.
Nate smiled. Tess shot him a furious look. "Don't look pleased with yourself. When Will says 'enterprising' he means 'morally deficient.'"
"No, I mean enterprising," said Will. "When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done'."

"It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve it."

"Will: "Nice place to live, isn't it? Let's hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two ..."
Jem: "Indeed. Perhaps, if we're fortunate, we can still catch syphilis."
"Or demon pox," Will suggested cheerfully, trying the door under the stairs."
Jem: "Demon pox does not exist."
Will:"Oh ye of little faith."

"Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."
He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship."

"If no one in the entire world cared about you, did you really exist at all?"

"A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said.
"Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."
"Easy mistake to make," Jem said."

"I suspect he's sweet on Sophie and doesn't like to see her work too hard.'
Tessa was glad to hear it. She'd felt awful about her reaction to Sophie's scar, and the thought that Sophie had a male admirer - and a handsome one like that- eased her conscience slightly. 'Perhaps he's in love with Agatha', she said.
'I hope not. I intend to marry Agatha myself. She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incomparable jam tart. Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal."

"Charlotte, darling," Henry said to his wife, who was staring at him in gape-mouthed horror. Jessamine, beside her, was wide eyed. "Sorry I'm late. You know, I think I might nearly have the Sensor working-"
Will interrupted. "Henry," he said, "You're on fire. You do know that don't you?"

"'Oh, I can never get enough," he said. "Which, incidentally, is what your sister said to me when - "
The carriage door flew open. A hand shot out, grabbed Will by the back of the shirt, and hauled him inside. The door banged shut after him, and Thomas, sitting bolt upright, seized reins of the horses. A moment later the carriage had lurched forth into the night, leaving Gabriel staring, infuriated, after it."

"So you don't ever get angry at him?"
Jem laughed out loud. "I would hardly say that. Sometimes I want to strangle him."
"How on earth do you prevent yourself?"
"I go to my favorite place in London," said Jem, "and I stand and look at the water, and I think about the continuity of life, and how the river rolls on, oblivious of the petty upsets in our lives."
Tessa was fascinated. "Does that work?"
"Not really, but after that I think about how I could kill him while he slept if I really wanted to, and then I feel better."