It is US! The dynamic insane duo of the ever zany Evil Story Penguins and the always psychotic Starz n Moonz. Round of applause please. Thankyou, thankyou, we’re here all week! (Gives all who applauds chocolates! Hint hint!)

We have banded together in the vain hopes of creating some thing sane (bullshit, bullshit).

Not to mention more reviews, personally the flames would be our favourite, considering here in ikle South Australia, it tends to get COLD, in winter anyway! Don't ask about Summer!!!! Therefore flames come in handy.

And we tend to piss ourselves whilst reading them. They're quite entertaining, even amusing.

Yes we are BITCHES! AND BLOODY PROUD OF IT TOO!

If you are still reading this then you are truly sad, we would suggest that you consider counselling.

The one's in the white suits are our best friends, they give us little white pills! Yummy.

Now, STOP READING THIS! And get to the story! Go on, git! Scram! Don't make me swear and get kicked off FanFic.

By the way, we are HUGE Lord Of The Rings fans, and Harry Potter, so don't screw with us!

Bye bye!

Evil Story Penguins & Starz n Moonz
(Two Deranged Penguins)

So long and thanks for all the fish!