Hello, my name is Mary(not my real name but a horrible fake one anyways). I'm Chinese and attending high school at the moment. I'm a big fan of fics, manga, internet, movies, Gackt, Big Bang, Aska Yang, dramas, kungfu, and wushu.

I love Johnny Depp simply because he's quirky and completely out there. And nobody better ask me if I like Michael Jackson cause he's also quirky (insane) and out there(too far) since Johnny Depp still retains his intelligence even when drunk. And for whoever saw Sweeney Todd, I need someone to squeal over his voice O.o!!

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." ~Johnny Depp

The only music that I would recommend is Gackt, 2NE1, 2PM, Big Bang, and Aska Yang, and if you don't know who either of them are then you are seriously deprived of both Taiwanese, Korean, and Japanese culture. I'm currently a really big fan of 2PM at the moment,...despite the fact that Jaebeom left...I wish he'd announce that he's returning, but we can't control the actions of others, so I'll wait.

I have a thing for gangsters and basically people who look cool. If they happen to look like a sadistic criminal while they're looking cool, then that just makes it better. I like the insane ones. My gangster affiction is the reason why I love Big Bang so much, and all those Asian gangster wannabes out there. I detest playboys.

Examples: Kongo Agon, Youichi Hiruma, Reborn,

Favorite Manga:

Skipbeat! (NUMBAH 1!!), Hikaru no Go, Cantarella, Eyeshield 21, Wallflower, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana Kimi, Death Note, Hellsing, Prince of Tennis(Old AND NEW), Whistle, Superior, Vinland Saga, Petshop of Horrors, Genju no Seiza, Honey Hunt, Beauty is the Beast, Crimson Hero, Hot Blooded Woman, 1/2 Prince, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Favorite Shows/Dramas:

Scrubs(gay but amusing),Teen Titans, Coffee Prince, Three Dads One Mom, My Name is Kim Sam Soon, Kimi wa Petto, Sore wa Totsuzen Arashi no you ni, Why Why Love, With Love, Goong, Iron Chef, You're Beautiful, sooo many others

Favorite Pairings:

HPLV/HPTMR, HPSS, HPLM, HPJP, some HPDM, HPFG (Harry Potter)

Hikaru/Sai, Hikaru/Yongha, Hikaru/Akira...sometimes I find this pairing too obvious...I know, I'm a hypocrite (Hikaru no Go)

L/Raito...that's really the only pairing possible, and maybe MikamiRaito (Death Note)

SessKag, NarKag, InuKag...occasionally (Inuyasha)

SasuNaru(as long as it isn't too angsty I'll live), ItaNaru, OroNaru(sick but only sometimes), Kakanaru, basically everyone naru except girls O.O unless it's seriously good and worth my time, and even then I'm trying not to kill myself. (Naruto)

Jack/Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean)

AkitoTohru, TohruShigure, HatoriTohru (Fruits Basket)

RavenRobin, RedXRaven, RavenSlade(Teen Titans)

RyoTezu, RyoFuji, RyomaRyoga, RyomaNanjiroh (POT) (and i'm well aware that some of these pairings haven't been explored yet, it's just me and my crazy fantasies)

AizenIchigo, ByakuyaIchigo (Bleach)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - basically all yaoi pairings involving Tsuna (is there any other possible pairing for this manga?)

Eyeshield 21 - basically all yaoi pairings involving Sena but in particular Agon, Hiruma, Shin

Everything else... I can't think of at the moment.

Oh, and before you ask why I have no fics...I'm going to tell you that I AM working on it, and that I had a chapter then...didn't post it. So, I'm still in the thinking process. I haven't really been gifted with my muse yet so just wait a little more. I'm probably just afraid of any potential flames coming my way.

And by the way, the next time I read another Naruto fic where Sasuke cheats on Naruto with Sakura, I WILL, I mean WILL tear my heart out so that I don't have to feel that disgusting feeling of having a perfectly nice couple being broken up by sheer stupidity. :O I've read like 30 of them and none of them has made me feel any better about reading fics. Now, for the rest of my life, those actions will be under the list of Memories that I Desperately Want to Forget But Can't. This world has no use or reason for cheating. Whoever doesn't break up with their partner beforehand is a coward, no matter how nice a person he/she is, they're shameful actions reflect their weak minds. I'm using some strong words here, I'm not trying to offend people who have cheated, but truthfully, this is what I think about cheaters.

For some reason, as I mature, I don't find myself accepting that there are bad things in the world, and that we need to face them to overcome them. In actuality, I find myself wanting a life where no one is hurt. A naive perspective of the world, and an ignorant one, but after reading so many fics that are genred Angst/Romance, the hurt coming from your relationship with someone else is just one of many that I don't think anyone deserves. In Nana, why can't they ever be happy? In Paradise Kiss, why didn't the main character end up with that designer friend? These people obviously love each other, so why can't they be together happily for once? Is that too much to ask? I'm not even going to accept that it's fate or destiny or karma. Every moment of my life, I will be plagued by the times I spent crying when reading about the heartbreaks of numerous fictional characters. I don't even want to experience or know about what happens in real life. Dramas are relatively tame, in that any two-timing is kept low, and the description isn't there, I'm grateful for that. I hate reading about their tears, their sorrow, and the pain that is burning in their chest. I never want to see another fic where it says "_naru, past Sasunaru, some Sasusaku". Those numerous plotlines have carved their way into my memory

And every time I read about where the male/female has to cheat on their other because they're trying to help/save them? HA! That's a bunch of BS. I'd rather die than know that they had to betray me in order to save me. In the end, what they did is still what they did. Their intention plays no part in it. This is my narrow minded thinking and if anyone else feels this way, feel free to comment.

All those homosexuals out there: I don't have any homosexual friends so I can't be one to judge, but because of all those fics out there and common prejudices my perception can be skewed. My view towards homosexuality could be a little weird (I think it's because of all the fantasized accounts we read in fics). I'm sure plenty of people in the world accept homosexuality, but it's a fact that none of us want to see it enacted in public. More clearly, we feel uncomfortable with public displays of affection. I feel uncomfortable whenever I see straight couples, so it's the same for homosexuals.