whatclownsarewehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Band of Brothers, and Green Street Hooligans. I am Julia, more commonly known as j, and I am pretty amazing to be honest. I love writing, HBO's series where soldiers are having affairs with toothbrushes and quality people. I enjoy cursing in both real life and my stories, and I pretty much always try to include a part of my hilarious self into my stories but I hardly ever end up actually writing a funny story. That's because I am not funny. I take requests (ask anything!!) and I love reviews so they're sort of welcome. Or actually I want them so bad. Please. If you wanna get to know me, this is the best way. |
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The Fräulein and The Basterd by Carrot Top reviews
Klara Bathurst is German. Furthermore, she is the sister of a famous Nazi soldier. But Klara, who left Germany so she could distance herself from her brother, has a well kept secret - she has been helping Jewish refugees escape Europe. Hers is a life full of danger and risk, but when Donny Donowitz comes barging into the picture, things become more complicated than ever before.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,981 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - [Donny D., OC] Aldo R., Shosanna D. - Complete
Of Fire and Ice by Harlequin Sequins reviews
When Joseph Liebgott is arranged to quarter with a quiet seamstress, he turns her life upside down with his ill manners, his constant dripping of blood and mire on her floorboards and his utter lack of regard for any of her wishes...Liebgott/OC.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Joseph Liebgott
Silent Treatment by SlowMovingTime reviews
Danny and Steve are angry with each other and not talking. Total slash. Honestly, I'm terrible with summaries, so this might be better or worse than it sounds.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Steve M., Danny W.
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Somewhere Along in the Bitterness reviews
Bovver after Pete's death.
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Foy reviews
He never thought that the war could actually get a hold of him. Right now, the war had gripped him tight. It makes Speirs feel sick. No slash, not even a bromance I think?
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - R. Speirs, C. Lipton - Complete
Stay With Me
Speirs is coming back and Lipton is literally speechless. No slash, just a bromance.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - C. Lipton, R. Speirs - Complete
My Prize's the Smile Playing Tricks on Your Lips reviews
Luz has changed and Frank surely doesn't like it. No slash, just a harmless bromance.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - G. Luz, F. Perconte - Complete