The Cat With the Green Scarfhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. oh my god i just realised that this thing still exists hello this is an inactive ff.net profile because i have migrated elsewhere this is where the dead fics live none of them are any good they are simply the stupid and uninspired ramblings of a teenage weeaboo thank god i am over this stage you can find me on tumblr under the name of sassy-gay-miltonif you really feel the need to contact me for whatever strange reason i will probably never upload anything here again goodbye forever fanfic.net it has been real |
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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Eridan Ampora: My Immortal by bloodyknight413 reviews
-Based Off Of My Immortal. Don't know if this has been done before- the name is eridan ampora im goffik do you fuckin havve a problem wwith it lowwblood. this is the fuckin story of my goffik lovve life wwith the dreamy lowwblood sollux captor
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
How to like People who like Cats by Ahmerst reviews
Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,042 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
How dazzling by Jay EL 24.8 reviews
There is no sense in this, seriously. All I can say about this is that your brain will hurt because I just raped thesaurus. RusAme with some naked France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
HBP movie summary: Crackfic by Emily Waters reviews
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wanna Cyber? by Cat In My Fridge reviews
What happens when Mello decides to have cybersex with Near? Utter Crack, that's what. Rated M for language and cybersex gone horriby, horribly wrong.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Black Out by Touched The Sky reviews
L throws a Super Smash Bros party in one of the rooms of his newly made 'hotel'. Light comes, looking for a chance to kill L. Matt comes, he wouldn't be Matt if he didn't. And Matsuda come, he feels lonely. But, a powerout occurs in the middle of it all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ryuk Is Not Amused by Recalled to Life reviews
Matsuda finds the Death Note! Crack one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
drugged pumkin juice by Rebekha Cullen reviews
slash and insanity. read if you want your eyes to melt. crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Roderich's Odd Day reviews
Roderich has a very odd day indeed. Co-written with a friend; pure crack that has absolutely nothing to do with History. Please don't read if you have an adversion to crack, whales, rampant drug abuse and everyone/Liechtenstein. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Austria
Grammatically Incorrect Pyjamas reviews
Light just wanted to eat his hamburger. Includes battery boxes, light bulbs and, true to the title, grammatically incorrect pyjamas.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Happy Birthday Indeed reviews
It's Kyon's eighteenth, so he goes drinking with Itsuki and Yuki. Their drunken antics are apparently much more interesting than what many may have thought. Contains epic fail at strip poker, vomiting and cow tipping gone wrong.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Kyon - Complete
Of Brooms, Soothers and Random Spaz Dancing reviews
One day Draco gets a rather strange urge. So he acts on it, because if he didn't there wouldn't be a fanfiction. Don't expect a continuation. So read. NOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Haruhi Fujioka, Muffin Thief reviews
Appearences can be decieving, as can summaries. Haruhi is addicted to stealing muffins, Mori needs more cowbell and Kyouya wishes his imaginary girlfriend would randomly spout muffins too. No toes were harmed in the making of this crackfic. REVIEW, yo.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Rebellion that Failed Epicly reviews
Mello/Near. Mello and Matt decide that they don't like Valentine's Day, so the world's worst rebellion takes place. Near just wants to know why the heck he has to be involved. Could it be anything other than pure unadulterated crack?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Mello, Near
Bitter reviews
He stood there and listened to me, and what made it more and more terrible for him was that he knew it was true. Since in that moment I had destroyed his pride, he had to be consoled. And so he took the one thing I had left." Mello/Near
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
The Sick Obsessions of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
An overused idea, I know...Haruhi gets into yaoi and yuri. Kyon isn't too happy. Mikuru and Tsuruya are keeping secrets, Itsuki won't stop smiling and Yuki...? Chapter 3 now up!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
How the Legos Went Missing reviews
He'd been wondering what had happened to those pesky blocks.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
It's Christmas eve and Kyon is lonely. What happens when our favourite intergrated data thought entity shows up? Rated K for a kiss and mentions of homosexuality - please R&R, I'm still learning XD
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N.