Hetalight - Heta Moon; Parody of short Twilight saga scenes

Rated - T

COMPLETE (Might add other movie scene parodies)

My Little Guardian Angel; Alfred finds out how Arthur could always get to him so fast

Rated - K

COMPLETE

Hi there, I'm 3's and I'm a 18 years old girl.

I live in Berwald and write in Berwaldish/Swedis, I have tons of half finished fanfics, most of them are like 100 A4 long :P

Those i actualy do finish is usualy shorter and I usualy keep them to myself and rarely let others read, 'cuz some of them contain lemon and most of them contain sadness and suicide and drinking and... (three years later) blood and gore and... Oh, you still here?

I'll upload some fanfics, but don't expect anything other than "Hetalia"

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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