Name: Chelsea

Species: Rather unfortunately human...

Gender: If the name didn't already give it away... female!

Life: Hmm, I AM life. I am the definition of life, am I not? I am a living being, therefore, I am life.

Profession: I don't work :P

WARNING: I am a clinically insane, slightly schizophrenic bisexual freak of nature. Just thought I'd let you know.

I Brush My Blonde Blue Hair :)
And I See The World With My Green Blue Yellow Eyes :D

(And I Am Not Kidding About That (: I Have Sectoral Heterochromia)

Music: 30 Seconds to mars, Adele, AFI, Agnes Carlsson, Alesha Dixon, Alexandra Burke, Alicia Keys, All Time Low, Aly & AJ, Amy MacDonald,
Amy Winehouse, Anastasia, Ashlee Simpson, Asian Kung-fu Generation, Avril Lavigne, Becca, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, The Black Ghosts, Brad Paisley, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Buck Cherry, Calvin Harris, Carrie Underwood, Cascada, Celine Dion, Chris Daughtry, Christina Aguilera, Cliff Martinez, Creature Feature, Cute Is What We Aim For, Daniel Merriweather, Dave Armstrong, David Guetta, Dead Can Dance, Debussy, Duffy, Escape The Fate, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Fergie, Fiction Junction, Fireflight, Flo Rida, Florence & The Machine, Flyleaf, The Fray, Free Masons, Fugees, Gabriella Cilmi, Girls Can't Catch, Glee, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Guns N' Roses, Gwen Stefani, Head Automatica, Hitomi Takahashi, Ingrid Michaelson, James Morrison, Jay-Z, Jem, Johnny Hollow, Jonas Brothers, Jordin Sparks, Justin Timberlake, Kasabian, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Rowland, Kesha, Kid Cudi, Kings Of Leon, KoRn, Kristinia Debarge, La Roux, Lacrimosa, Lady Gaga, Leona Lewis, Liam Lynch, Lily Allen, Linkin Park, Little Boots, The Lonely Island, Marilyn Manson, Marina & The Diamonds, Mark Ronson, Maroon 5, Metro Station, Michael Buble, Mika, MSI, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Natasha Bedingfield, Neyo, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Nina Soderquist, Nirvana, One Republic, ON/OFF, Owl City, Paloma Faith, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, Papi Sanchez, Paramore, Pink, Pixie Lott, Plain White T's, Porcelain & The Tramps, Prodigy, Pussy Cat Dolls, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rex The Dog, Rihanna, Rouge Traders, Sam Sparro, Sara Barielles, The Saturdays, Scissor Sisters, The Script, Shakira, Shania Twain, She Wants Revenge, Shirley Bassey, Sixx AM, Taoi Cruz, Take That, Tatu, Technoviking, Three Days Grace, Timbaland, The Ting Tings, Tokio Hotel, Tommy February6, Ulrich Schnauss, Utada Hikaru, The Veronicas, Wakeshima Kanon, Whitney Houston, Will Young, Within Temptation, Yann Tierson, Yeah Yeah Yeah's.

And yeah they were in alphabetical order :)

Books: Way too many to list! I like Twilight, and things like that. The Chronicles Of Ancient Darkness, Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings... :D

As a reader I am quite fussy - Oh, chocolate...Sorry. It does fuel me. Yeah, I'm really fussy, as you can see by my favourites :)
Anything can appeal to me though. As a writer, I fail so let's not go there :)

Pick the ones that fit you (italicized and bold= stuff for me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

And I can't be bothered writing anything else.