"Why did you sneak in here with your invisibility cloak, what were your true intentions?" Hermione asked. "I was looking at your feet, admiring them" Harry replied. "Hmm… why?" Hermione continued asking. "Because I have a foot fetish and your feet look really nice and sexy, especially your cute toes" Harry answered, Oh my god! I can't believe you used veritaserum on me!"

Harry is sitting in a table with hermione, when he notices something is wrong he "drops" His quill to check. only to realize it's taking way too long to pick it up...