I don't particularly enjoy writing but I do find it therapeutic (lie). On the other hand, I love reading, especially obscure classics, horror erotica, and old erotic poetry. I survived reading 120 Days of Sodom. I deserve a fucking medal.

Danger Dame

KiddxOC

I'm currently working on a Eustass Kid fanfic. Sort of. SORRY GUISE.

UPDATES AS I TYPE: Well, fuck. It's been over a year. No, I haven't forgotten. As a person, I have significantly changed and that makes me want to rewrite the whole Eustass fic. I'm going to condense that bitch. Super condense it. It's going to be like sweetened condensed milk and whiskey. It will put hairs on yer chest, make your balls drop, and then give you a high-pitched voice just to screw with you. Well, maybe it won't, but what the hell, I'll try to do something.

So sorry about that guise. Danger Dame is just too chaotic. I'm going to reorder it. Much of it will stay the same, but it will get more cohesive.

Bloody Mary

LawxOC

I probably won't post anything unless it's finished. I have a Trafalgar Law piece in the works, but it ain't going up until it's done. I think I'll finish it quickly. It's rather short and has a cute widdle moral-of-the-story to go with it.

I have a bit of a preference for OC stories, unless the romance is canon. Yeah, I know. I'm a bit immature like that. This preference has exceptions, if that makes you bastards feel any better.