AU GaLe. The year is 647AD, in medieval England. One of Fairy Tail's most (in)famous knights is looking for a wife. And perhaps he has found a tiny diamond among the rough in the form of Levy - a downtrodden peasant girl with a violent father.

In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."

A one-shot for cuteness. Takes place after the timeskip but before the games. Levy finds herself accidentally transformed into a kitten. Whatever will she do? Originally two chapters, but combined into one, so quite long.