I am an analyzer of many things. For instance, my analysis of you reading this bio is that you have nothing better to do and should leave now. I am great at picking apart the pieces of a story, whether it is written for the world to see or it lies dormant in a game for the intelligent to interpret. My reviews are the honest-to-god truth of what I feel about the stories here. If you don't like it when I say you can't write your way out of the room with a thousand monkeys, tough. Accept the facts for what they are.

And if that little ranting didn't give you the hint, here it is: if you thought the stories out there right now were good, prepare to die of a heart attack. I'm settin' up my story as you read this and I've got a few friends with ones of their own. Watch for us in the Homeworld section.

Be seein' ya.