aloha people!! you can call me MC!!! I suck at writing!! =D

age: I dont feel comfortable telling anyone... thanks.

name: if I gave it to you would you search me up and come murder me?

sex: alien, right? of course I'm female.

don't forget people! reviews make writers happy! so whip out your youtube for some songs and start reading!

I like making faces with japanese periods!! ((but monkey fur! it don't show up on the screen thingy!))

I'm totally random! I mess up my speech on purpose! I like to dress as a baby goth! I don't use capital letters in the beginning of every sentence! I'm lazy!

the world is coming to an end! x3

the usa is going to end up being persecuted! I don't like mr. obama all that well! tree huggers, you need to learn something. listen closely. trees...are you listening? they dont have souls! if you don't eat plants and you can't eat animals what ARE you going to eat?! you'll starve!?

I'm not racist, I'm religist. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!! =D ((I'm white, by the way.))

I'm sarcastic. I'm weird. I like anime. hey, if anyone goes to see avatar: the last airbender, could you tell me what you thought of it? not allowed to go see it. tell me if they messed it up.

I'm boring. sort of...*cough*

I'm evil =(

I like to make my own phrases...for example, some of my favorites are: who burned your burritto? did someone pee in your apple juice? don't trip potato chip ;D ((that one seems to be popular now...))

don't be bi. or transexual. or lesbian. or gay. no offense, I just don't get it. *tries to put two opposite magnets together* they dont go together! how do people think that its right? @_@ I would like it to be explained to me.

I speak fluent gibberish. =3

STOIC PEOPLE!! I love to mess with stoic people. that's why writing about people in naruto like sasuke and gaara are so fun to write about for me and so easy to write about. so -! for people who like naruto, go ahead and check out my other stuff. but later. because none of it is up. kekeke!

but, uh, yeah. naruto lovers, I must warn you. if you hate hinata, don't read any of it. if you love sasusaku, don't read any of it. I personally think sakura is the whiniest person on earth. quiet people rule!!