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Colors: Green, blue, red

Animals: Horses, wolves, owls

Music Artist: Mat Kearney

Song: Crashing Down

If “the pen is mightier than the sword”, how come “actions speak louder than words”?

I'm too lazy to properly fill this space, so instead of wasting time reading this you could probably stare off into space day dreaming about who knows what, or grab a Klondike bar, or something else highly productive to society.

Due to economic recession and budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, we're sorry for the inconvience. :)

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck you did it.

Why are we living in a constant haze of stupidity?

"There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them."- Bruce Lee

-When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, the glass instantly shatters. This is because even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Having the will to die for something is useless-- unless you're willing to live completely for it first. That makes it worth more than the world.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur C. Clark

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." - Stephen Hawking

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process." —Mark Twain

Soldier: “Sir, we're surrounded!”

Major: “Excellent. We can attack in any direction!”

If your a vegetarian just to be nice to the animals, why are you eating their food?

"You shall not best me, young one, I was old even before you were born!" - Glaedr, Brisingr.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris...never ask him for his three-hole punch.

Never Mind The Dog-

BEWARE OF OWNER!!

Strive to remember that which you have forgotten.

Have you noticed that I keep changing my signature?

(. .) This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your

(") _ (") Signature to help him gain world domination!!

Hammers are best used for crushing skulls :D if you agree copy and paste this thing into your signature

When the power of love overcomes the love of power...then, the world will know peace

"Some people are like slinkies: completely useless, but put a smile on your face when pushed down a flight of stairs."

YEAH I'M FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE, WHAT OF IT?

"Your life is your own. Rise up and Live it."

Ever have a feeling someone is reading your signature? Well, I have that feeling right now.

90 of teens would die if Myspace/Facebook etc had a system failure. If you are part of the 10 who would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature.

"Have fun storming the castle!"-The Princess Bride

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is...42!

Holy crap its the golden knight!

"Meat! I smell meat!"-Saphira

Meh...

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

“Jaws was framed! Flipper did it!"

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

It's not a unicorn, it is a horse with a sword on it's head to guard my hopes and dreams!"

Beware the deadly donkey falling slowly from the sky,

You can chose the way you live my friend but not the way you die!

-The thousand nations of the Persian Army decend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun.

-Then we shall fight in the shade!

If green is your favorite color, like mine is, then copy this into your signature

The ignorant despise what is precious only because they cannot understand it.

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man...WOMAN INHERITS THE EARTH!!

THE MODS ARE COMING, THE MODS ARE COMING! (If Paul Revere played FanFiction)

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the

face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the

oranges you originally asked for."

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor dummy who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie."