ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.