Hi! My name is Jesi or Dragon, whichever you prefer. I'm a female high school student who likes to read, write, and draw. I really do love writing, even if I don't really have anything up. Frost is my 'imaginary' 'pet' dragon. ;D

NOTE: for those of you waiting for me to finish any of the stories posted here, I'm really probably not going to. If you want to take them over, that's cool! You can PM me and I'll give you everything I have for it, and you can do whatever you want with that. I'm sorry if you really wanted me to finish them, but those 'plot' bunnies have died or ran away or something and I have no motivation for them anymore.

Pick-up line Regections

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: I like it the way it is, with the n next to the o

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Note: ff.net needs to make the Alerts and Favorites in the user setting like your inbox. You can go through and ckeck the boxes of the stories/people you want to unsuscribe/unfavorite, and then hit 'delete' and POOF! your account (and probably inbox) will be clean. It would make getting rid of the proof of my 13-year-old stupidity a lot easier orz;;