You Know You're an Author if...

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

When you argue with yourself and LOSE.

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. .)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You narrate your day.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

You burst out laughing like a maniac in gym class for no reason other than to scare the bajesus out of your classmates.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You try to think of the name of something you're thinking of or remember something really funny and can't remember where its from and you randomly shout out the answer to the question you asked yourself three days ago and everyone looks at you funny.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)